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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Crixina(f): 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.
now this is a rare breed!
Are you sure you are human? No sane woman will dare lay her hands on the elderly,talk less of the woman who birth the man you claim to love.
But 99 percent are talking of how they will deal with the wife. Not considering factors that will warrant such in the first place.
Maybe someone should create a thread and ask what if your mother slaps your wife,cos I'm itching to read the responses too.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by freecocoa(f): 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
As all of una dey hear dey threaten fire and brimstone, I sha hope una mothers no fit slap una wife too, because e get as your mama go take slap me, hmmm....

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Pennyways: 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
This question is not for me.
I'm here to read comments.
while reading comments, answer this questions, on what occasion would you SLAP your mother in-law? on what occasion would you support a woman to slap her mother in-law? how will you react if your sister in-law (your brother's wife) slap her mother
in-law? what is your say on this topic?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by 2dice(m): 9:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
This question is not for me.
I'm here to read comments.
lol read and learn oo
ur boo might be one of the commentors oo cheesy
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by puhleeze(m): 9:41pm On Feb 18, 2015
Heh! Haba... The back hand slap I will give you will send you back to the future after which I go send you back to ya mama..... Maka why




















But for real, which kind Woman I marry wey go disrespect me come hit my mother..
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 9:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
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For what?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Suljosh: 9:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
I won't slap or beat her up. But I won't eat her food for 3 months, and also will sleep in separate rooms. And she will apologize to my mum on her knees. After all this no se*x for 6 month that's all.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by freecocoa(f): 9:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
An2elect2:


are you okay? Men are known to be the owners of the houses where they live with their family. That's why i asked except yours is an exception.
This is really sad, so you can't/won't co-own the house with your hubby?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by bussy2020(m): 9:46pm On Feb 18, 2015
Its better imagined than experienced.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins grin


Lol

I dun choke I almost die.

You get mouth!

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by NovusHomo(m): 9:48pm On Feb 18, 2015
ammyluv2002:
She will visit her grandmother in the village for at least 3 months.

She will never come back. In fact, she will be thrown out the same day.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by bettercreature(m): 9:48pm On Feb 18, 2015
It can never happen,and if it does she's a gonner forever
I never come by such lady
So its simply impossible
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by komek(m): 9:49pm On Feb 18, 2015
My friend said he will apologies on behalf of his wife. Then talk to her wife cos there is no need to escalate the matter..hmmm. Good boy.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by An2elect2(f): 9:49pm On Feb 18, 2015
freecocoa:
This is really sad, so you can't/won't co-own the house with your hubby?

I can.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by vascey(m): 9:49pm On Feb 18, 2015
Even the mere thought is a punishable offense not to talk of the actual deed.

angry

Infact this question is annoying.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ammyluv2002(f): 9:49pm On Feb 18, 2015
NovusHomo:


She will never come back. In fact, she will be thrown out the same day.
Lol
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adepiero: 9:51pm On Feb 18, 2015
MizMyColi:
This question is not for me.
I'm here to read comments.
Adanaya, been a while. how you doing? and I hope ur blog is getting enough traffic!

just wanna say hi
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by portaableg(f): 9:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
Hmm
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by omonnakoda: 9:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
I think when this happens the man should apologize to his wife for his mothers faults and admonish his mother severely. Mothers can be troublesome!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by femifemoo: 9:53pm On Feb 18, 2015
grin No matter how late it is that day, I will make sure I slap her own mother too, and if her father tries to stop me, I will cover him too shikenna...
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by MizMyColi(f): 9:54pm On Feb 18, 2015
adepiero:
Adanaya, been a while. how you doing? and I hope ur blog is getting enough traffic!

just wanna say hi

Hehehehehehehe
Long time smiley

Abi you take vacation ni?
Lol

@Blog.
smiley
It gets better.

Hope you back for good?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by bakila: 9:55pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.
When it happens it should not be in your presence. You may not believe it happened if wifey denies.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by robinzaga(m): 9:55pm On Feb 18, 2015
First of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.



This is by far d most matured response I v read on this thread....
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by freecocoa(f): 9:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
An2elect2:


I can.
Thats how it's supposed to be, don't let a man walk all over you in the name of "na man get house". A woman can own a house too, many women own houses.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by kayalla(f): 9:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
why this lady wey dey interview wear uniform with the guy from back, re they husband and wife or just coincidence ?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Sparkle777(f): 9:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
Na wah oo. See as guys dey para. Abeg oo na joking question be dat oo bfor una go go hammer una wife oo.
The only way I can ever slap my mil is if she puts Oyo tribal marks on my baby s face in my absence. grin grin.
Just kidding, cos she wont and I cantnt.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by bakila: 9:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
omonnakoda:
I think when this happens the man should apologize to his wife for his mothers faults and admonish his mother severely. Mothers can be troublesome!
Wonder shall never end.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Neplusultra(f): 9:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
Lmao! O le nu pa grin grin cheesy
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adwexky(m): 9:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
Wonderlands:
hahaha, I swear she will pack out, what nonsense, what gave her the impetus to do such.
Stop speaking Grammar & face reality!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by rocksteady419(m): 9:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
Slap my mama? shocked....she better commits suicide afterwards cos if I catch her she wud wish she was dead...Mtchewwww.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Neplusultra(f): 9:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins grin
grin cheesy

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