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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by kinzmen: 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
Akkord4gov:
K
I don't know y I disagree with all dese points.But let's go through my analysis
1.What about if my gf doesn't take anything garri including eba nko?
2.I take my gf to a restaurant,not malam Musa shop,how will she pick gala and satchet water,I expect her to order for more rice but less meat
3.She may be wise that the man driving in that bugati maybe a driver and definitely know that am the real owner of my keke
4.If she pays for my t.fare,that isn't yet a good sign of a house wife,do u know how many times have been paying for both of us
5.My gf washing my bro and sis clothes is a great strategy to make my bro and sis my enemy if she does wrong and I quit.What is the extent of being good to my family and being a problem to me.
6.I agree a little with that but I don't like my gf wearing okrika
7.Do u know whether the airtime she is sending to u is being collected from guys wey dey service her wella.She sees u as husband materia,that is y she is doing everything to keep u
8.Same as number 7

true analysis.....
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by scholarosisi(f): 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
tuns2s:
Most ladies in this category do it out of pretence... Some of these ladies use mask while playing their card with you... Don't conclude on these motives... It always backfire after they get married... I can assure you until you're married you might not be able to predict a lady... Girls can be very funny, most of them put up this act after past hilarious behaviour to guys in their earlier 20s... When they released is getting late, they choose to buy pretence and sell them to you as gift just to save you into their external cage... Becareful... Else they lure into their dem unknowningly...
u are right. Infact a close relation did all this to get her hubby marry her, today the man is in hell while still on earth. The man could steal to sartsfy her material needs. She has also destroyed the man's relationship with his mom and siblings. Men be careful don't let any person fool u. Ask God for a good wife and he will give u. And be prepared to be a good husband too.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by sexyjennik(f): 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
Any girl that does this is warming her way to your heart so you can marry her and I bet you after marrying her,she will show you pepper. She will even be your downfall cause she will show you the real stuff she's made of.

My advice is if you come across such a girl is that you run for your life cos so many girls are wolf in sheep clothing just to hook a guy in marriage then they'll stamp their feet and show you who they really are wink
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Frankdamaxx(m): 12:24pm On Feb 19, 2015
2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

I believe you are referring to Mary. Please note that she existed about 2000 years ago and is no more.

No girl, I repeat, no girl does all this. Unless its in your dreams. Then its possible.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by sucezTP(f): 12:24pm On Feb 19, 2015
PreciousBro:


Awww why would you wanna trek home na ,so your slippers wears off after burning what you spent a whole #250 worth of meal lol

Lolz! It doesn't matter jare. Trekking is a form of exercise, but to eat #50 gala because I want to be a wife material is a no no for me.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2015
2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

This sort of girl won't provide me with the challenge I need.

I need someone who'd keep me on my toes, someone whose demands would have me setting my bars high and gunning for greatness every damn minute.

This idea seems like a comfort zone.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by UglyGang(m): 12:32pm On Feb 19, 2015
Nonsense. Feed me, fuckkk me and shut the fuckkk up, thats all I ask for. You gotta have a fat ass5 tho with bomb pwussy.

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by petite88: 12:32pm On Feb 19, 2015
@2undexy i disagree wif u, @akkord u r rite.
#juz passing by tho#
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Daveaik(m): 12:34pm On Feb 19, 2015
Whoeva write diz piece sabi dream pas joseph especially for her givin u her pocket moni... Even if u find dat kinda gal for disney land; 98percent of em na big time pretenders livin a big facade cos dey wana tie u down
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by creamylicious(f): 12:35pm On Feb 19, 2015
0b1nna:


No biggie! "Baaaby Iiiiii wanna be your soul provider" *Michael Bolton playing in the background*
mtcheeew so it was soul provider all along I knew something wasn't right... You don't wield d financial capability to meet my wants shey?
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Rajjah(f): 12:41pm On Feb 19, 2015
Rili? Nw hw true is dis? Broke dudes b lik "nice one @op".


Laffin in china grin
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by PreciousBro: 12:41pm On Feb 19, 2015
sucezTP:


Lolz! It doesn't matter jare. Trekking is a form of exercise, but to eat #50 gala because I want to be a wife material is a no no for me.

Don't Worry, You'll See a Husband Being a Wife Material and You Won't Have To Trek Or Eat #250 Worth Of Food. Its Food With Chicken and Even Eagle lol You'll Eat. cheesy
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by samuelkingz(m): 12:43pm On Feb 19, 2015
well if its dis way..den my gf is more dan a wife material....she does all wat is written dere from num one to d last...mehn..am really lucky to have u cutenazzy.luv u bae....
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by dexcira(f): 12:47pm On Feb 19, 2015
Mr Jones!
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by yunggeedame(m): 12:51pm On Feb 19, 2015
grin
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by castruccio(m): 12:52pm On Feb 19, 2015
Akkord4gov:
K
I don't know y I disagree with all dese points.But let's go through my analysis
1.What about if my gf doesn't take anything garri including eba nko?
2.I take my gf to a restaurant,not malam Musa shop,how will she pick gala and satchet water,I expect her to order for more rice but less meat
3.She may be wise that the man driving in that bugati maybe a driver and definitely know that am the real owner of my keke
4.If she pays for my t.fare,that isn't yet a good sign of a house wife,do u know how many times have been paying for both of us
5.My gf washing my bro and sis clothes is a great strategy to make my bro and sis my enemy if she does wrong and I quit.What is the extent of being good to my family and being a problem to me.
6.I agree a little with that but I don't like my gf wearing okrika
7.Do u know whether the airtime she is sending to u is being collected from guys wey dey service her wella.She sees u as husband materia,that is y she is doing everything to keep u
8.Same as number 7

Nwa nna good talk... if ma gf does this i will be very suspicious coz its too good to be true embarassed
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by castruccio(m): 12:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
UglyGang:
Nonsense. Feed me, fuckkk me and shut the fuckkk up, thats all I ask for. You gotta have a fat ass5 tho with bomb pwussy.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
Guy do you need clay?

So that you go fit mould this kyn girl wey nor dey exist undecided

Who told you I don't exist angry undecided grin
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by gbenga007(m): 1:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

You're on a long thing. Ask her about her age. She prolly might be desperate and coy.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by KingsleyBuubba(m): 1:03pm On Feb 19, 2015
Op be sincere. How many of these will u allow ur sis do for a man. Girls that do all these for men might end up killing the guy if he doesnt marry her.. so I dnt even wish to find them... Their is nothin like an ideal girl dear
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nickymezor(f): 1:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
Hmmm does such a lady exist in this world I dont thinking so kiss
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 1:16pm On Feb 19, 2015
I wi run 4 d girl dat have dis kind of characters, because she wi be too local for me.just my point
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 1:17pm On Feb 19, 2015
Hilarious lol.


No 5 no follow at all. She be house girl?

Make I pass abeg.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Toktee(m): 1:17pm On Feb 19, 2015
diddydiva:
hilarious
grin grin

let's see the broke ass niggaz who will support this.


Soma are true tho
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Sit there and waite for ready made man,you will clock 40yrs at home.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2015
I go just employ her as my house girl....because na slave tins..
Enegod:
grin grin hilarious!!!
this one na signs of a slave
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Ice4jez(m): 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2015
Some girls re getting this wrong, when u know a lady love u, she will understand ur finance and know u have a family before u guys start dating. Girl of now aday see u as a provider of all their need. My house rent is due, i need a change of clothes, fone, shoes. My school fees. Some will go as far as my mum is sick, dad broke, sister out of sch, etc,
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Gemc3(f): 1:24pm On Feb 19, 2015
rubey:
If this is it, then I am nowhere close to being a wife material tongue

hahahhahahha! cheesy cheesy
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Feb 19, 2015
Akkord4gov:
K
I don't know y I disagree with all dese points.But let's go through my analysis
1.What about if my gf doesn't take anything garri including eba nko?
2.I take my gf to a restaurant,not malam Musa shop,how will she pick gala and satchet water,I expect her to order for more rice but less meat
3.She may be wise that the man driving in that bugati maybe a driver and definitely know that am the real owner of my keke
4.If she pays for my t.fare,that isn't yet a good sign of a house wife,do u know how many times have been paying for both of us
5.My gf washing my bro and sis clothes is a great strategy to make my bro and sis my enemy if she does wrong and I quit.What is the extent of being good to my family and being a problem to me.
6.I agree a little with that but I don't like my gf wearing okrika
7.Do u know whether the airtime she is sending to u is being collected from guys wey dey service her wella.She sees u as husband materia,that is y she is doing everything to keep u
8.Same as number 7

2nd FTC within 24hrs.My bro/sis u can always achieve what u believe in
Dedicate this to a bro going for a job interview today,may all likes plus the over 250 likes of the former FTC turn to Amen for my prayers for u.Amen
bro u get sense jare take am twale for u......dats wat I call men with brains
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 1:36pm On Feb 19, 2015
ireneony:
lalasticlala is unpredictable sometimessmiley


meaning?
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Lolarez: 1:43pm On Feb 19, 2015
Wife material ko, husband ni! See them! So all these signs na to show say I be wife material eekwa? Biko if na like that, no consider me as wife material! Kai! To even add,'wash ur bro and sis dem clothes'? Biko any day wey I try that one, carry me sharperly go church for deliverance! Nonsense and ingredient!
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Rexyl(m): 1:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
sexyjennik:
Any girl that does this is warming her way to your heart so you can marry her and I bet you after marrying her,she will show you pepper. She will even be your downfall cause she will show you the real stuff she's made of.

My advice is if you come across such a girl is that you run for your life cos so many girls are wolf in sheep clothing just to hook a guy in marriage then they'll stamp their feet and show you who they really are wink

mind you, some are what they behaved before getting married while some are pretenders and will become dangerous people once they are married.

woman can be dangerous at times, that's why man needs wisdom and understanding in dealing with her.

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