2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

You're obviously in the learning stage. A wicked girl can pay her own bride price on ur behalf and still kill u

elantraceey:
Oh for the broke brothers so i'll pass.


But for no 5 , the lady that does that ehn needs correct slap

Seconded

Toktee:
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Sit there and waite for ready made man,you will clock 40yrs at home.

One of them

Signs of the end time.

Aystarz:


Is there a crime in a brother being broke for Christ's sakes.? U ladies on nairaland make broke brothers look like they should rather be dead or something.

Really?

Funny....

dinachi:

Broke ass chick from a broke ass home!

one of them

Pls be careful ladies of my class can't do any of that OK u can go to hell

hensben:
i know this typeof traits are strange to you guys...except no5, these type of traits are very common in western world...#EyeWitness.

why did you quote me?

Op!, you are sitting on a long thing.

Can you pls stop fooling yourself around..?,

Cus a lady with such quality is F9!

@op nice one but I keep asking baba Jah to give me one like dis infact dem no dey naija again..such gyals no dey....na person wey hold bar dem dey find....all gals eye don tear...especially naija gyals

Tandullceblog:
You've not started

hehehe *in chinese mandarin

2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

I'm not broke, I cant marry such a mumuish lady.

rubey:
If this is it, then I am nowhere close to being a wife material

no one is cool though right? Gaaaawd u pretty!!

Rexyl:


mind you, some are what they behaved before getting married while some are pretenders and will become dangerous people once they are married.

woman can be dangerous at times, that's why man needs wisdom and understanding in dealing with her.

No doubt

lol

naijaboiy:
Guy do you need clay?

So that you go fit mould this kyn girl wey nor dey exist

Lol

Psalmwise:
Well am not suppose to take d OP serious hez joking , dis the jokes section

yup he made it to crack peeps up its obvious

solid3:



I'm not broke, I cant marry such a mumuish lady.

excuse bro, is it a crime 4 someone to be broke? And moreover, those characteristics up there ain't for broke niggas, but SOME features on how to know a lady who is not materialistic

kr0ne:

You're obviously in the learning stage. A wicked girl can pay her own bride price on ur behalf and still kill u

Lol....

If she's managing with you, it's okay, but for her to do family laundry and PROVIDE 4 you all the time doesn't balance the act. During marriage, you will be expecting her to continue and she may just get tired of it. Man up, love is 2 ways, what sacrifices are you going to make for her? (Thank God that this is a joke segment) in the end a woman can do all this but the truth is, she not being real.

There are a few ladies who can do MOST of these and SHE's one. But I don't think I would allow it in some of the cases listed.
She ain't a slave, after all; why should she wash my siblings' clothes? Same applies to some other issues up there.
But, for those ladies, who have summarily declared their inability to do ANY of the above listed, I say it's a big pity. I've known many of such, mostly from poor homes themselves, who think the man MUST be a cash-cow, the account from which they must constantly withdraw, to elevate themselves from their penniless, lack-stricken states.
From such, I advise all young men, RUN for your lives...₰

I tot u were serious until I got to number 5

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2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

Nma24 has all these quality but yet she dumped me.

, Mtchewww i've said dis severally and i'l keep saying it,lazy n broke girls pls go n find someting doing n stp waiting for a man 2takecare of ur needs.Ndi ala!!!!

2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

Immediately you marry her, u go know say na set up.

Seriously you be real awuff guy.you love free stuff.

Only ladies that pretend will do these. If I notice any of these actions from a lady na bye bye

Chai OP ur funny woo number 8 sha na casablanca ebelebe

PreciousBro:


Don't Worry, You'll See a Husband Being a Wife Material and You Won't Have To Trek Or Eat #250 Worth Of Food. Its Food With Chicken and Even Eagle lol You'll Eat.

Lolz. Before nko! My husband will not even allow me eat food that won't satisfy me. Hia! #50 gala kee!

lalasticlala:



really? how?

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