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Easy break up lines,I can't stop laughing.

1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery,so you're capable of killing me... ITS OVER!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you,i smell conspiracy... ITS OVER!!!

3. You don't even respect me,i'm talking and you're still breathing? ITS OVER!!!

4. So now you're drinking coca-cola that has another man's name on it,better go and find him cos ITS OVER between us

5. So Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love' is your caller tune? I cant trust alcoholics with my future kids... ITS OVER!!!
6. They are shouting bird flu and you are still cooking chicken,you want to kill me... ITS OVER!!!

7. I called you and you picked immediately,you lack patience... ITS OVER!!!

8. Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know i support APGA? ITS OVER!!!

9. You are always abbreviating your texts,you want our children to be short abi? ITS OVER!!!

10. I told you i love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream,you don't care about me... ITS OVER!!!

11. You don't pay your tithe,if you can cheat on God,then who am i? PACK YOUR THINGS!!!
OMG!.....I can't stop Laughing ooh!!

I see

Op reading your post really left me in a dilemma.
This is actually the problem. I will be simple and honest as possible.

I don't think thos post is worth being on this section for many obvious reasons
1) Just like blackett said, its rubbish
2) Its rubbish
3)Its rubbish

This is the dilemma. I felt since it shouldn't be on this section, perhaps it should be moved to the joke section but you see the thing is it lacks the humor and creativity to be put in the joke section so I am a bit confused here

Well what do I know

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missclassy:
Op reading your post really left me in a dilemma.
This is actually the problem. I will be simple and honest as possible.

I don't think thos post is worth being on this section for many obvious reasons
1) Just like blackett said, its rubbish
2) Its rubbish
3)Its rubbish

This is the dilemma. I felt since it shouldn't be on this section, perhaps it should be moved to the joke section but you see the thing is it lacks the humor and creativity to be put in the joke section so I am a bit confused here

Well what do I know

all this epistle just to wrong a post?
are you really a girl?

These lines were posted as #prevalentinebreakuplines. They were and still are pretty funny if viewed from that angle. However as real break up lines it's quite obvious that they are ludicrous which also makes them inherently amusing. what am I saying sef?