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Like play like play these things are becoming unbecoming and more like an outbreak among the pastors in Nigeria. Well as a young scientist i'm born into a world of observation and as an observer i pay attention to minute things. But much more as a Christain it seems good to put into light some bad habit exhibited by pastors of various churches in Nigeria. Below are some of them:

1. Shout Hallelujah: the Pastor will just climb the pulpit and as soon as he does he tells the church "Let somebody shout Hallelujah" and the church will shout Hallelujah though the church don't know why they are shouting hallelujah so to them it has become a routine. For a sermon of 15 minutes the pastor go don give hallelujah order like 30 times

2. Amen: Pastor sees the congregation is not interested in his formulated sermon so hm go say "Amen somebody" the church go reply Amen like he has just said a prayer.

3. Praise the Lord: while there is nothing wrong in praising the Lord yet everything is wrong on how you call the Holy name of the Lord. The pastor may see a sister sleeping so to wake her up he says "praise the Lord" for the fun of it. You think God will be happy with you ba?

4. I can't hear You: He just said a prayer like this "Before the end of this month you are going to smile to the bank" and so the people respond with a loud Amen, though he heard them he will still say "i can't hear you". Una dey lie for pulpit ba?

5. Wiping of Face: Still under Air condition pastor go still dey wipe face. Picking up and dropping the white handkerchief every minutes and that happens when he is on pulpit only.

If you have some you can drop it Pastors must learn.

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i hate that part wen they ask u to turn to your neighbor and say
omo see odur.
it's even boring.
my neighbor get ear now

really. so you go to church to look at and observes what pastors do instead of listening to what God has for You. no wonder you are still on the same level for years now. please this is a new year, a year of CHANGE.

benuejosh:
really. so you go to church to look at and observes what pastors do instead of listening to what God has for You. no wonder you are still on the same level for years now. please this is a new year, a year of CHANGE.

that's rude!! and how do you know he is on the same level for years
with your words u just proved how serious u are in christainity and how the words of God works in u.

dorlapoh20:
that's rude!! and how do you know he is on the same level for years
with what your words u just proved how serious u are in christainity and how the words of God works in u.

cant comprehend.

dorlapoh20:
that's rude!! and how do you know he is on the same level for years
with what your words u just proved how serious u are in christainity and how the words of God works in u.

don't mind the guy dear, little did he know i'm better than him in faith

benuejosh:
cant comprehend.

ask your pastor what bible says abt judging people!!!

starlingleanets:
don't mind the guy dear, little did he know i'm better than him in faith

i don't like people who think they know it all.

dorlapoh20:
ask your pastor what bible says abt judging people!!!

there is a difference between judging some one and telling some one the fact as it presents itself. me i dnt knw were you heading to sha.

benuejosh:
there is a difference between judging some one and telling some one the fact as it presents itself. me i dnt knw were you heading to sha.

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it's because most of them don't research well on the topic before mounting the pulpit, I was in church yesterday and couldn't even absorb anything from what the pastor said, just hammering on the same point times without number, without defining her terms

if I talk now,them go talk say karikatalk don come again. .......how will a sensible fellow dress up on Sunday, wear shoe, carry bible. ....then go to church and count the number of hallelujah and amen the pastor says? and we are busy shouting change

we don hear

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starlingleanets:
Like play like play these things are becoming unbecoming and more like an outbreak among the pastors in Nigeria. Well as a young scientist i'm born into a world of observation and as an observer i pay attention to minute things. But much more as a Christain it seems good to put into light some bad habit exhibited by pastors of various churches in Nigeria. Below are some of them:
1. Shout Hallelujah: the Pastor will just climb the pulpit and as soon as he does he tells the church "Let somebody shout Hallelujah" and the church will shout Hallelujah though the church don't know why they are shouting hallelujah so to them it has become a routine. For a sermon of 15 minutes the pastor go don give hallelujah order like 30 times

1. Halleluya means "Praise the Lord", simples. So, it should be shouted anywhere, and everywhere, just keep praising God, no tiring.

2. Amen: Pastor sees the congregation is not interested in his formulated sermon so hm go say "Amen somebody" the church go reply Amen like he has just said a prayer.

2. Is it good for the members to sleep or be uninterested? Why did they go there in the first place, to sleep of listen to the word of God?Let him fire them up with that if it would work.

3. Praise the Lord: while there is nothing wrong in praising the Lord yet everything is wrong on how you call the Holy name of the Lord. The pastor may see a sister sleeping so to wake her up he says "praise the Lord" for the fun of it. You think God will be happy with you ba?

3. See no. 1 above. Let God be praise anytime, no dulling, it is not calling his name in vain. David said, may his tongue cling to the roof of his mouth if he ever ceases to praise God.

4. I can't hear You: He just said a prayer like this "Before the end of this month you are going to smile to the bank" and so the people respond with a loud Amen, though he heard them he will still say "i can't hear you". Una dey lie for pulpit ba?

4. His ears operate in the 'supersonic' realm then so your small shout was not enough to be heard the way he wanted it.

5. Wiping of Face: Still under Air condition pastor go still dey wipe face. Picking up and dropping the white handkerchief every minutes and that happens when he is on pulpit only.

5. So he shouldn't wipe his face again if he perspires? Please cut them some slack.

If you have some you can drop it Pastors must learn.

Nothing to add, don't criticize your spiritual leaders, pray for them and walk up to them and correct them in love when you feel the need to. Stop criticizing your spiritual leaders!
You know what? We criticize others when we have not taken their place. If you are a pastor tomorrow, you'll do those things you're complaining above more than 100 times your pastor. You'll sweat a river. Encourage them abeg.

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funny

What about the new shoes they show, they'll start demonstrating...look at my legs, and Peter walked on water, he took the first step and nothing happened, and he walked and he walked again, and he started walking like this

jump up n shout halleluyah

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