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baffah96:
you must be the op boyfriend I guess

MsPat:
God no go gree!

JayKayMaybachz:
*Yawnz*


Bounces outta of thread....












Op Yhur soul needs surgery

MsPat:
Yours too :p

baffah96:
don't be shy nahhh you spit it out if you have crush on him

PunkyBrewster:
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MsPat:
Love this!

Prixus:
hey beautiful...how u?

MsPat:
-My boyfriend is not allowed to pray silently, i wanna hear what you and God got going on, better not be praying for another girl.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to listen to another girl's relationship problems...dude you aint no damn Therapist!!!I can google one for her... that's my offer.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to defend another girl when i'm talking
about her. If i say she's a hoe then she's a hoe.Say it with me, 'SHE'Z A HOE'

-My boyfriend is not allowed to say 'I love you' from the bottom of his heart, what you gonna do with all the empty space at the topLove other girls??

-My boyfriend is not allowed to have any social network...What the hell is he trying to get social for?I mean i'm the only social network he should be networking.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to do math, what is he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to breath. Cause sisters be exhaling oxygen into the air that's basically kissing.

-My boyfriend isin't allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to go out with his boys, he might turn gay and leave me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to other girls. U lonely?U better get on your knees and talk to Jesus. Otherwise you can meet him instead!

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when Im not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...What are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me!

- My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.

Oya sisters add ur own

mirexxx:
am gud u?

MsPat:
Crush kwanu? Hian!!!

Beamborla:

Ipledge:
your boy should not eat cos you already filled his stomach

Beamborla:
Why should he eat? it means I'm not enough source of strength and for him or I'm not enough to keep him alive

Ipledge:
yes,we are saying the same thing,and he shouldnt plan for future,because no future is more than you

Beamborla:
Yes, dear! You gerrit!

Ipledge:
see your mouth like you gerit...

Beamborla:
Lol... bad belle

Ipledge:
in Mi voice,it's allow

Beamborla:
Durrrrgh....

lanicky:
MsPat.....biko! Forward his number to me lemme help u forward ur commandments to him via sms.

Ipledge:
:Psee how u chase potential boy friend with you commandments.i can't abide with that

Ipledge:
boy friend snatcher...I can see you from many miles away

Beamborla:
One more Durrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh...

lanicky:
I'm a prophetess

Ipledge:
e pain am

Ipledge:
why can't u get my number and sms it to me,why her bf