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Guys and betting in those days was like a new-found hobby.
In SS1, remember one guy like that claiming Einstein - said he could make a pin float on water!
Guys be like, "the weed you smoke last night never wear-off abeg go sleep!"
Einstein insist. One guy just decided to get the ball rolling and said, "I will surrender my watch if its done. If not, I will remove your teeth and make it float on the water instead!"
Another said, "I will give up my palm shoe if it done. If not I will hit plank for your head - it needs default setting!"
Well Einstein get to work and about two hours later call us all to see...

...to our chagrin, there the pin was floated on the water!
The guy with the palm shoe sense hes a loser tapped Einstein on the head, "Na winch!" the guy with wrist watch supported him with another!
Before you could spell Jack, we all descended on Einstein beating him like criminal! He had to jump fence to escape our brutality; by then someone had already knock over the bucket of water with the pin.
I later knew the trick through the law of viscosity, but I think Einstein deserve that beat(he could be annoying sometimes) God forgives me.

hit my female teacher from behind till she squirt.

Bublanski:
Chai! Igbobi college those days. I no know how I take manage sef. Na so so fight dem sabi us for. Boys r so wicked ehn? So tey I had to form my own clique of MSS-BBC (Muslim Student Society - Bad Boys Chapter) to defend myself and persons like me.

All of St Finbarrs Boys and Angus Memorial Boys wey we don beat, sorry o.

Anyways, my baddest act while in school is playing with an unloaded pistol in my classroom which is next to the Staff Room. Na one guy named 'Designer' get d gun. I dnt know if he still dey alive now. And no, I didn't turn out to be a cultist

UP IC

engrkenny:
U go ajebo school, if na my school u go know say yaba left sef dey inside the school there...

lol

SporaD8:
Guys and betting in those days was like a new-found hobby.
In SS1, remember one guy like that claiming Einstein - said he could make a pin float on water!
Guys be like, "the weed you smoke last night never wear-off abeg go sleep!"
Einstein insist. One guy just decided to get the ball rolling and said, "I will surrender my watch if its done. If not, I will remove your teeth and make it float on the water instead!"
Another said, "I will give up my palm shoe if it done. If not I will hit plank for your head - it needs default setting!"
Well Einstein get to work and about two hours later call us all to see...

...............so wetin come happen ?

ERCROSS:
[b] Hmmm...
I did a lot of tinz naa but I will jst share d most interesting one..
It was at a Government public school...There was this ]MR MARTINS who happens to be a womanizing male teacher then, back then when big gurls r still in secondary schools ooo..
He happens to knw m d boyfwend of a gurl he's been eyeing and since then he's been looking for ways to shock me.

On that fateful day, The closing bell had jst been ranged, I took to the stairs coz my class was sited on the second floor of a storeyed building. On my way down the stairs with other students and, coincidentally the so called Mr Martins on the 3rd step ahead of me, I greeted him frm the back and he looked back and replied. Jst few seconds later , he turned back and started shouting who said that.

I and d other students on the stairs were like who said what . He turned back and suddenly pointed to me.. U r the one.. and I was Chisos
it struck my face like a thunder and my face went red... The sound of the slap drew the attention of other students.. He dragged me to the teachers staff room asking me to confess ...

After like 20 minutes, he asked me to leave and report to him the following day... Then, I went to meet my friends who had been waiting for me while watching the whole event unfolding.

Wetin u do naa, how d tin take happen, na u talk am ? Wetin dem talk say u do, why him dey harrass u naa...? my friends bombarded me wit different questions and I narrated the whole scenario for them and were like shuo ... which levels na, e slap u and u no fit do anything .... and dey succeeded in hardening my heart..

The following day, the event has become d talk of the school but I was determined to show the e-diot some pepper. I no go him office to report, I was expecting he will find me come class by himself.. he sent some students to come call for me, of which I refused.. few hours later he came to my class, located my seat, he asked me to stand up, I stood up... and later he asked me to kneel down... hian.. U say what... kneel down for where ? I knw fit.. I jst tell him I can't ... Na here the film start ... He went for a while and was back few minutes later with one MR BABATUNDE who happens to be the most ruthless teacher in school back then. He yelled at me to kneel down but I stood defiant, he lifted up d cane in his hands to hit me and I was quick to get hold of his hands dragging the cane wit him.. D class shouted at this acts, and they were ordered to go kneel down outside under the scorching sun by MR MARTINS who jst stood aside, surprised by my stubbornness, I cha see chance escape d class and went out of school jumping ova d fence for that day..

My friends who v been fed by d news hailed me and on the assembly ground d following day, it was announced that a student beat d MR BABATUNDE and I was like ... wtf... I only dragged the Cain in his hands and stood defiant to his command , I didn't beat him oooo.. [/b]

Thank God the principal wasn't around.. One way or the other, I cha get myself out of that mess.. And till date in dat skool, it stood a news and a rumour that a student once beat MR BABATUNDE...

No guts no glory!

Sarimah:
Lol....I became the most feared js3 student

um. You didn't reply my mail

Lol no u weren't. His name is Tomi Mo ti gba e mu

yinkarh187:
I was d smart boy...so dis is u

D9ty7:
The only crazy thing I did as a junior student frm jss1-sss1 was to cause fight in class, take dem to sumwhre far from the school to fight wit several spectators. If yawa gas, I no go go school the following day. And most times, d battle ground is near my house, so wat all I nided to d was blow d whistle after wich na to enter my papa house dey watch thru d window.
In ss2 I was made the head boy and the school I attended, football is a sin. But every fridays, na to gather boys, take dem go play ball against other schools. Yawa gas after two terms, principal called me, as a sharp boy, d pitch was located in my area and that's where I train plus I was not on school uniform. Other student couldn't counter my claim, afterall, I don put am for principal head. Dem beat half of the school dat day, I was just shedding tears of Joy.

evulz

mine was that i jumped d fence with ma frnds...............tho i was relunctant bt had no choice cos i had to meet my friends who had already jumped n left me

Claroo:
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Say! Say!! Say!!!

ERCROSS:
Wow.... Yeah... Ansar-ur-deen to be precise...
There use to be 2 Mr BABATUNDE then.. One at ansar-ud-deen and d other at iganmode..

now av gotten d clearer picture. I also went to dt skul, nd I know dos bad guys. martins is now at iganmode grams nd he has impregnated a student dr!!!

LieDetector:
um. You didn't reply my mail

I'm having issues with my mail

Puts the geography teacher's car on fire, ended up burning half of the hauz.


Confesses after 10yrs.

Am at peace though.

Sarimah:
I'm having issues with my mail

you said it blatantly forgetting that I'm the only liedetector.

What you just told me now is 95% false and 5%true. So it implies you lied.

imsuboi:
school 2?

Rumuomasi?

d bad ones are the school 2 students...dey don attend classes,smokes and bully the other students...their base is d bush,abandoned classes...MSGS Ikorodu '12...

LieDetector:
you said it blatantly forgetting that I'm liedetector.

What you just told me now is 95% false and 5%true. So it implies you lied.

I'm serious

I'll mail u wen I fix it

Sarimah:
I'm serious

I'll mail u wen I fix it

aiit

LieDetector:
aiit. Whatsapp

ok

I smoked and missed school in SS3. I was virtually a babanla dulling guy in school

Having a girlfriend while in pry 5. She wrote a letter to me and her friend leaked it. I didn't go to school for 3 days until they told me the story didn't get to the teachers.
Spending class contributions in JSS 2 and there was this stubborn born again Wale; I bribed him with groundnut and corn every time he wanted to get funny.

ERCROSS:
[b] Hmmm...
I did a lot of tinz naa but I will jst share d most interesting one..
It was at a Government public school...There was this ]MR MARTINS who happens to be a womanizing male teacher then, back then when big gurls r still in secondary schools ooo..
He happens to knw m d boyfwend of a gurl he's been eyeing and since then he's been looking for ways to shock me.

On that fateful day, The closing bell had jst been ranged, I took to the stairs coz my class was sited on the second floor of a storeyed building. On my way down the stairs with other students and, coincidentally the so called Mr Martins on the 3rd step ahead of me, I greeted him frm the back and he looked back and replied. Jst few seconds later , he turned back and started shouting who said that.

I and d other students on the stairs were like who said what . He turned back and suddenly pointed to me.. U r the one.. and I was Chisos
it struck my face like a thunder and my face went red... The sound of the slap drew the attention of other students.. He dragged me to the teachers staff room asking me to confess ...

After like 20 minutes, he asked me to leave and report to him the following day... Then, I went to meet my friends who had been waiting for me while watching the whole event unfolding.

Wetin u do naa, how d tin take happen, na u talk am ? Wetin dem talk say u do, why him dey harrass u naa...? my friends bombarded me wit different questions and I narrated the whole scenario for them and were like shuo ... which levels na, e slap u and u no fit do anything .... and dey succeeded in hardening my heart..

The following day, the event has become d talk of the school but I was determined to show the e-diot some pepper. I no go him office to report, I was expecting he will find me come class by himself.. he sent some students to come call for me, of which I refused.. few hours later he came to my class, located my seat, he asked me to stand up, I stood up... and later he asked me to kneel down... hian.. U say what... kneel down for where ? I knw fit.. I jst tell him I can't ... Na here the film start ... He went for a while and was back few minutes later with one MR BABATUNDE who happens to be the most ruthless teacher in school back then. He yelled at me to kneel down but I stood defiant, he lifted up d cane in his hands to hit me and I was quick to get hold of his hands dragging the cane wit him.. D class shouted at this acts, and they were ordered to go kneel down outside under the scorching sun by MR MARTINS who jst stood aside, surprised by my stubbornness, I cha see chance escape d class and went out of school jumping ova d fence for that day..

My friends who v been fed by d news hailed me and on the assembly ground d following day, it was announced that a student beat d MR BABATUNDE and I was like ... wtf... I only dragged the Cain in his hands and stood defiant to his command , I didn't beat him oooo.. [/b]

Thank God the principal wasn't around.. One way or the other, I cha get myself out of that mess.. And till date in dat skool, it stood a news and a rumour that a student once beat MR BABATUNDE...

guy yo passed out from iganmode grammer school no lie

Rapmoney:
Don't u have shame?

modified

Swimming in a gutter filled with water while it was raining after I wrote my last paper in neco.

Did that with ma classmates, twas mad fun.
After that we now went to the dinning room and scrambled for one sweet yam porridge like that which I almost fell into the pot.

The next day our principal punished us all by asking us to lie down under the sun facing the sky. But all in all...

Twas maaad fuuunnn while it lasted!!

Remembered when I was in js2,one senior in ss1 then sent me 2 buy gala 4 him..I brought it and he was like "I dnt like this one go and change it.na so I carry d gala go my class consume everytin.

MizMyColi:
Flying.

I don dey suspect u tey tey say u be winch

MrSarcasm:
Pressed a girls tits in Biology class , she wanted to complain, I then forced my hands and "Rape pressed" the boobs, she started enjoying it, so she put her bag at her front so the teacher won't see us.. and funny thing was that, we were at the front and then the next day I apologized

Wow badooo!!!

ixora3:
One time a teacher was invigilating us and he bent down to see what one student was writting so his bum bum was facing me,so I used my pen and started putting it under his bum bum didn't even knw d was anoder teacher @my back,dt teacher gave me d knock of my life.d whole class started laughing.d teacher asked wat was wrong and oda teacher dt gave me a knock said nothing.I thank God say she no expose me.I for diÉ

Evil child

Paitty:
Well let me see,.. I didn't do anything cus i was d shy type in school








Besides i attended a missionary school

Hi

fejikudz:
Did alot of crazy stuffs back then in sec school..

** i remember the day when i use 1 soldier man(military school tins) run full school .. I get luck say he nor catch me..

**Always going to school late even though i waked up and prepared early..

** Enough Touching body with babes for class.. i almost bleep 1girl den, because of the fear of being caught,i nor bleep her

**Specialist in Giving nicknames(e.g Gaddaffi,Abacha,obasanjo,babangida,anini ..even buhari sef), so_tey all my friends cum gather give me 1 wicked nickname

** During SS1 first term examination,, soldier men dey move class to class dey arrest students when shoot knockouts the previous day wen make dem cancel exam for dat day .. them arrest my friend when i give knockouts shoot,nah dem cum say make he cum point who give am knockout shoot..
As the guy enter my class i almost pee for body,Luckily for me my friend come go point 1 innocent boy..
i wan laff die wen d other guy dey explain give hausa soldier man say he dey innocent.. sth like ""SIR SIR,,I SWEAR ITS NOT ME.. SIR SIR I CAN SWEAR.. TRUTH TO GOD"" the hausa man nor even hear wetin he dey talk sef, he won kill am with flog dat day

hahahaha

MizMyColi:
Rub and Shine

RUB AND SHINE....
MIZMYCOLI U GO FGC OKIGWE?