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LewisO:
KingTom, why?

Is she around that night?

This is tragic, don't u have a friend number to have alert u?

lolaxavier:

Situation001:
Almost happened 2 me too.. but I thank my God tho

Missmossy:
KingTom na you ooo most serious student

ggrin:
am fine sis

DoctorNyash:
Chai bross, I bin don warn you that night say make you no try am, you no gree. Shey Prof and Dr. Olu later come allow you flex the exam?

lalasticlala:
I had similar experience in my first year, that's about 10 years now. but my own case was different.. Was living off campus.. The exam was supposed to have been taken in the afternoon, I was busy jacking.. only for my Nebo who was doing the course as a borrowed course breezed in with the question paper. That they have taken the exam.. I almost fainted.. Bcs I swore never to have carry over.. So it happened that the exam was moved earlier than the Tim scheduled earlier..

nikkyshyne:
OP must have been a loner. No friends to call you?

djeezy:
If it were me, definitely friends would be calling. If am not around people always notice. Anyway take heart. It's not the end of the world. Knowing you've deprived yourself sleep. You should have just put an alarm just in case. That's how I do. I put an alarm whenever I wanna take a nap prior to exam.

tchidi:


Your village witches go just de time you like referee!

PapiWata:
King Tom, as a self-taught gynecologist, let me enumerate the basics for your exam re-sit, if that is allowed.

If you will for a moment imagine a hot 22 year old woman with 36D jugs, stripped down and legs apart on your examining table, while you endeavor to appear dispassionate and scholarly.

Now as you peer into the promised land, there are three major areas of interest - the Labia Major, the Labia Minor and the Honey Hole.

The Labia Major and Minor are of paramount import to unrepentant beaver-eaters like yours truly, while the honey hole is where you came from originally, and where you spend your every waking moment trying to re-enter.

The above refresher course is all you need to know for your A+ grade. Study hard, but leave the practicals till AFTER your examination.

Thank you for your cooperation, and best of luck passing your papers.

MimeeTee:
I know say na A u go get....scholar!

KingTom:
It is the 8th anniversary of one of the worst days of my life l. my final exams. I had been preparing for this bastard course in Obstetrics, As usual I strolled to night class, I read like mad dog, I full flask with nescafe coffee, come combine am with Kolanut. yeah the combination worked, and I did not sleep throughout the night, I took my bath by 6:00am and went to the venue, our exams was for 9:00am and some other department were using the hall. I then decided to have a little nap in the hall opposite that one.
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When I woke up, I realized that i had an exams to write, I must get to the hall at once I screamed. i reached the hall and and saw my friends coming out with question papers. the lecturer saw me and shouted "Aworinde! Where have you been, you have missed your exams! it is 12:45pm by my time"
I collapsed

LARRYDKING:
Bros pls forget! If u are the type that studies, u'll understand the O.P. On many occasions, after reading 2ru d nyt, i'll beg people around to wake me cos i knw how i sleep especially after preparing for an exam. I'll also make sure i take nescafe before the exam to avoid stories like this.

It does happen bro.

KingTom:
My dear it was horrible

KingTom:
My dear, in 2006 I was a very, I repeat very broke student. I don sell my phone and shoes finish na just to sip garri. But now we thank God
Surulere Suru laiye mi O

englishmart:
and you think I don't study?

KingTom:
Egbon mi

ggrin:
sister kilowa?

KingTom:
Egbon mi, Mo wappa o

taiwolusol:
So that was really the beginning of his problem


But come, who was checking?

ggrin:
opololobo

KingTom:
It is the 8th anniversary of one of the worst days of my life l. my final exams. I had been preparing for this bastard course in Obstetrics, As usual I strolled to night class, I read like mad dog, I full flask with nescafe coffee, come combine am with Kolanut. yeah the combination worked, and I did not sleep throughout the night, I took my bath by 6:00am and went to the venue, our exams was for 9:00am and some other department were using the hall. I then decided to have a little nap in the hall opposite that one.
**************************************************************•****************************************************************•********************************************************************************************************
When I woke up, I realized that i had an exams to write, I must get to the hall at once I screamed. i reached the hall and and saw my friends coming out with question papers. the lecturer saw me and shouted "Aworinde! Where have you been, you have missed your exams! it is 12:45pm by my time"
I collapsed

lanicky:
Aworinde!!

I blv u now.