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| Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 1:04pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Especially when she's the pretty type and has many guys asking her out. you will see names like... *YEMI GALA- cos dy met In a commercial bus nd d guy paid for d gala she bought nd thereafter collected ha number. *TAIWO CHURCH- cos dy met In the church nd he has been disturbing her. *MARTINS PLAYER- he his a player and she knows. *TUNDE BULLET- dis guy is always blowing grammatical errors whenever dy are conversing. y he no kuku speak d language wey him sabi talk. na their type dy fall guys hand. *SEGUN M.O- you know what dt M.O represents? it means (MOUTH ODOUR) probably because d guys mouth mistakenly stunk d first time dy met. she has immediately assumed dt d guy has mouth odour. *I D I O T- funny isn't it? dnt b surprised if a girl saved ur numba wit dis, probably because u r a stalker or u are always saying things that are irrelevant. *AKPOS- because dis guy is very funny nd makes her laff. *TALLEST- because he very tall she probably likes him. *DESIRE- you don't need to be told dt dis is where d girls heart belongs. .. guys in d house GRAB a girls phone today and see what she saved ur number with, come back and share your testimonies. . feel free to add yours. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Enegod(m): 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Bekwarra(m): 1:08pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
If you see me drive by....... |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 1:09pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Smh. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by LewisO: 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2015*. Modified: 1:45pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
[size=15pt]I don't get it. [/size] |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Young03(m): 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Am not a lady bt well shaa.. I shall ask my sista |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Princecalm(m): 1:12pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
What about disturbance |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by theorbiters: 1:15pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Very soon it would be names found in a typical Nigerian guy phonebook. Oh well. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Fabdedon(m): 1:35pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
sha e pain me.. Cos i bought banana for her when i first visited she wrote.. Emeka Banana 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by MisterLongman(m): 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:if to say na plantain chips you con buy nkor 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Mariojane(f): 2:09pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:  seriously? |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:14pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
lies from the pit of hell  |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by saintneo: 2:15pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
What if she doesn't have her bf's number stored on her phone but she knows it. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:20pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:I Dun tell u make u start ur own comedy show Wetin u day wait for 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:32pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
1. mumu d guy na correct mumu, dspite all my insults to stop calling me,he still refused, after like 2 months not hearin from him again, he just sent me a text telling me to send my account details, i was like shey ds man miss road,curiously i sent ooo, after 3hrs i just got alert frm bank....omo see laugh that day dou d money make sense small sha.. later he called & asked if i have seen it, i told him yes but that wont make me succumb to him cos i dont like him..i called him mumu cos its rare to see a man spending money on a girl who bluntly refused him. 2. stockfish.....this one na importer of stockfish & has so many guys working for him,anytime hes in d country am always running & dodging him cos i don chop im money tire. 3. shoe 4. fly many like that but am vry busy now, wil be right back. pls dont bash me oooo, i dint force them to spread there money anyhow. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Midehi:you should av sent the money bak or better still not send him ur account details. but u r a typical nigerian girl. diaris god oo |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by deskossy(m): 2:42pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
The tallest part made me laugh  ..cos it had happened to me b4.funny i told her my name but yet she saved it with tallest. ..gurls tho |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Okay..... We have heard! |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Tradesrunner(m): 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Emeka a.t.m u b her atm machine wey she withdraw anytym |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
oluswaggz:erm...iffa hear |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by goldenone(f): 3:24pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
1. OLODO 2. EFIKO 3. MINE 4. PASTOR |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by dhardline(m): 3:25pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
You also see alot of Uncles names,especially those into aristos and want to just deceive their bf's. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Hahahahaha  |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Fabdedon(m): 3:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
MisterLongman:If she write plantain chips e go too long just.. Emeka Plantain C |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Pinkiedearie(f): 3:55pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Hahahhaahha..so true...iffa talk my own Ehn! |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 4:02pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
op what of guys for here wey dey send endless pms to girls wey no dey even reply dem.na wit wat names such girls dey store such guys name for fone ?emmm i no talk again ooooo |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by ikechukz(m): 4:05pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:Maybe you looked like Obj and she didn't want to be rude by saving your number with Emeka M****y. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 4:06pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Guilty.I once saved a guy's name with idiot fool bt my conscience won't let me rest until I changed it 2 his name. |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by dareyking(m): 4:13pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
lefulefu:guys like u abi? ask dos girls naw. lol |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by cutieberie1(f): 4:40pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
lol...bt i dont hv ny of those |
| Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by PHgirl(f): 4:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
The one about *ID1OT is so true. On point. |
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