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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by OpraMenu(m): 12:15pm On Mar 06, 2015

I WISH YOU GOODLUCK AND PATIENCE JONATHAN.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by allgoodlight(m): 12:33pm On Mar 06, 2015

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.

5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation

7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

Am speechless it seems you are suffering from moral hypodynamia frontal lobe amydala disorder in psycho-sexual dysfunction as related to influx-outflux of your bio-decay behaviour thereby corrupting the youth this does not worth front page.so sad no offence my apology.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by ogbonoeba: 12:37pm On Mar 06, 2015

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.

5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation

7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

Don't do it...they are prostitutes for a reason.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by 7footre(m): 12:43pm On Mar 06, 2015

luckman20:
If you're tired of waiting, goan meet Jesus na

Lol bros I de wait am o, cos I no get map

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by 7footre(m): 12:44pm On Mar 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
Bros I beg of you

Don't remind Jesus of his second coming ooo.. My way are not pure for now oOooo

Lmao!! God don catch you repent now or...

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Bamz(m): 12:55pm On Mar 06, 2015

@mugumugu you're true to your moniker. No wonder you had to double it. cheesy

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by hotgunz(m): 1:01pm On Mar 06, 2015

Timoleon:
This is the crux ofbthe matter o. They dont stay in brothels no doubt but wen a babe has 12 official boyfriends, uncountable side runs, do all d bj, ana.l, snake in d monkey shadow dey stil come online to show hipocrisy. We know d truth all ye private ashewos....#sarewagba

re we learners

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by dafuturis(m): 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2015

Nigerians as pretentious as ever..

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by vega84(m): 1:38pm On Mar 06, 2015

Hahahahahah a bit of truth bt total rubbish! Hope u are joking sha. #vegatalks#

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by zaxinorepb(m): 1:47pm On Mar 06, 2015

[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]RUBBISH TOTAL BULSHIT.....DID U MISTAKELY MARRIED ONE ND U RE AR LOOKIN F PARTNERS huh

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by millionboi(m): 1:54pm On Mar 06, 2015

Op u b bad o o

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by aniwilz(f): 2:00pm On Mar 06, 2015

young man,it meks no sense.
maybe u jus luv fuckin wide holes

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by abpotato: 2:03pm On Mar 06, 2015

Op ur brain must be examined

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by fairytale(f): 2:09pm On Mar 06, 2015*

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tall2ce(m): 2:11pm On Mar 06, 2015

am sure u cant do this, u wrote dis just to make FP

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by fairytale(f): 2:12pm On Mar 06, 2015*

asadike:
Lobatan! Op, I wish u good luck and journey mercies.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by JUNIT1(m): 2:24pm On Mar 06, 2015

Pinkiedearie:
I'm not suprised about those things you wrote up there..#like begets like..if these are the reasons why you'll get married then you need to visit a rehabilitation centre..#no offense pls

You have anger issues, sort them out

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by shinabrown: 5:22pm On Mar 06, 2015

Marry her first then reassess after a year, u should be wiser.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by fitinwell: 5:30pm On Mar 06, 2015

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.

5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation

7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

Sense dey der no be small! Ladies especially some virgins ladies cud be so boring in marriage.. And its sucide for such unfortunate man.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by rhames(m): 6:59pm On Mar 06, 2015

amokeme:
seconded!

Thirded

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 7:17pm On Mar 06, 2015

joseph1832:
And just what is your definition of immorality and indecency?.

same definition a sane person would give undecided

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by akilo1: 7:17pm On Mar 06, 2015

HIV product

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by joseph1832(m): 7:51pm On Mar 06, 2015

diddydiva:
same definition a sane person would give

And what is your definition of a sane person?.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 8:01pm On Mar 06, 2015

joseph1832:
And what is your definition of a sane person?.

The definition of you if you are sane of course undecided

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Opengates(m): 8:03pm On Mar 06, 2015

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.

5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation

7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

I sincerely pity you...no bi small! angry

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by amakodi247: 8:08pm On Mar 06, 2015

TOTAL BULSHIT

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by kashflynn(m): 8:38pm On Mar 06, 2015

Are you married

Princewell2012:
Good, u c any woman that slept with another man, instead of her husband is a prostitude. Any girl who has been disvirgined through another man that she is not legerly married to, is also a prostitude. any woman who dresses in such a way, that she is espossing her sensual area, is equaly a prostitude. But the only difference is that some people are doing own proffesionaly, but the truth is that, prostitude is prostitude, and thats the way God sees it. truth is always bitter.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by nattty(m): 8:49pm On Mar 06, 2015

Foolishness

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by emitheo(m): 11:51pm On Mar 06, 2015

Na 2 tie u 4 plantain tree & flog u well @OP

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by joseph1832(m): 7:06am On Mar 07, 2015

diddydiva:
The definition of you if you are sane of course

And how do you know I'm sane?

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 7:47am On Mar 07, 2015

joseph1832:
And how do you know I'm sane?

By their words, we shall know the poverty stricken insane psycopaths on nairaland.

Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 8:47am On Mar 07, 2015

joseph1832:
And how do you know I'm sane?

Like i really care to know undecided

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