₦airaland Forum

dave2meek:
Nice outing....

timbros:
But I don't know how the zoo here in PH is...

Anyone being to PH zoo? Are there enough animals there? Where is it located?

talktimi:
Pepper soup

BarryX:
That should be an achievement, is it?

timbros:
Nice one.

So we have Giraffes in Nigeria? Hmm mm... I guess it's time for my family and I to visit the zoo soon.

Isi Ewu joint is not the only entertainment

sold:
saw dis online, don't know sha, Port Harcourt Zoo
Located within Trans Amadi, in Obio-Akpor, Rivers
State ,

timbros:
But I don't know how the zoo here in PH is...

Anyone being to PH zoo? Are there enough animals there? Where is it located?

searay:
The last time I made FP I was banned. God please don't let the modban me again

itstpia99:
Giraffes are being reintroduced into the wild in Niger Republic. There is a breeding program which aims at increasing their depleted numbers, so its not surprising to have them in Kano.

as you can see, the ones in the picture look fairly young, so its possible they are also part of a breeding program.

Kelklein:
[size=15pt] TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The
answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan
should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the
class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

MANY:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir. [/size]

nairalandist:
See giraffe! Baba God too design things! All these Graphic designers still dey learn work. . . see neck, see leg. . .

timbros:
Nice one.

So we have Giraffes in Nigeria? Hmm mm... I guess it's time for my family and I to visit the zoo soon.

Isi Ewu joint is not the only entertainment

angrybird007:
J

teniola55:
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timbros:
But I don't know how the zoo here in PH is...

Anyone being to PH zoo? Are there enough animals there? Where is it located?

sold:
saw dis online, don't know sha, Port Harcourt Zoo
Located within Trans Amadi, in Obio-Akpor, Rivers
State ,

sold:
saw dis online, don't know sha, Port Harcourt Zoo
Located within Trans Amadi, in Obio-Akpor, Rivers
State ,