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| How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by durrbombchick(op): 12:26am On Mar 08, 2015 |
[b][/b]Since 2015 started I have been approached by almost every guy on the street...some have catchy lines that you would believe that instance,some has that perfect lying tongue,some has a borrowed car and above all they talk bout love the first day they stop you.....well I have the perfect line for them which I use like always...#lol ok...when the guy just cross over to you and starts his sermon allow him say his first two lines...if he's cute just say kk...but if he's not then you simply say “HONEY I GOT HEELS HIGHER THAN YOUR STANDARDS.” Gbam his rehearsals are gone 99.9% working...note Warri boys are execption o! They will ask you WHO YOU HELP, and give you a dirty slap.Since 2015 started I have been approached by almost every guy on the street...some have catchy lines that you would believe that instance,some has that perfect lying tongue,some has a borrowed car and above all they talk bout love the first day they stop you.....well I have the perfect line for them which I use like always...#lol ok...when the guy just cross over to you and starts his sermon allow him say his first two lines...if he's cute just say kk...but if he's not then you simply say “HONEY I GOT HEELS HIGHER THAN YOUR STANDARDS.” Gbam his rehearsals are gone 99.9% working...note Warri boys are execption o! They will ask you WHO YOU HELP, and give you a dirty slap.Since 2015 started I have been approached by almost every guy on the street...some have catchy lines that you would believe that instance,some has that perfect lying tongue,some has a borrowed car and above all they talk bout love the first day they stop you.....well I have the perfect line for them which I use like always...#lol ok...when the guy just cross over to you and starts his sermon allow him say his first two lines...if he's cute just say kk...but if he's not then you simply say “HONEY I GOT HEELS HIGHER THAN YOUR STANDARDS.” Gbam his rehearsals are gone 99.9% working...note Warri boys are execption o! They will ask you WHO YOU HELP, and give you a dirty slap. |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Zzchampion: 12:28am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Hehehe |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by DrAify(f): 12:30am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Oh lawd!!!  1 Like |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by stingbreed(m): 12:33am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Do guys still toast girls......  Well I don't 1 Like |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Enegod(m): 12:37am On Mar 08, 2015 |
who still use pick up lines to toast girls?  It is soo outdated! |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Nobody: 1:04am On Mar 08, 2015 |
I've never ever ever toast a girl in my life. they all come my way. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by LogoDWhiz(m): 1:04am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Mtcheww. Boring! |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by justmag(m): 5:53am On Mar 08, 2015 |
stingbreed:a billion likes and kudos to yah. Exactly! Toasting is ancient. |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by justmag(m): 5:55am On Mar 08, 2015 |
I think i have only talked to a girl once in my life. They always come my way or meet some how. It's not a lack of confidence thing. I just don't have the time for BS. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Nobody: 6:42am On Mar 08, 2015 |
justmag:4 likes |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by wiringdpt(m): 6:44am On Mar 08, 2015 |
I dont toast, Ive never toast. |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by samtol4(m): 7:05am On Mar 08, 2015 |
stingbreed:are girls bread to be "toasted" |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Nobody: 7:20am On Mar 08, 2015 |
DrAify:You are beautiful,sis |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by DrAify(f): 7:22am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Thank you reminiscing: |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by ShirelleBaby: 8:31am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Enegod:Hehehehehe. Mr ENEGOD has upgraded mehn.  |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by SkinnyDude(m): 8:32am On Mar 08, 2015 |
DrAify:the background of your dp is nice. where did you take the picture? |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Enegod(m): 8:38am On Mar 08, 2015 |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by ShirelleBaby: 8:42am On Mar 08, 2015 |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Enegod(m): 8:49am On Mar 08, 2015 |
ShirelleBaby:6a.m mass? Too early... 10am all the way abi you dey hide from person? |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by ShirelleBaby: 8:51am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Enegod:Hahahahahahaha. The only opportunity I get to see my favourite priest.  |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Nobody: 8:53am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Blablabla |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Enegod(m): 8:57am On Mar 08, 2015 |
ShirelleBaby:that only say what you what to hear abi  The ones that say the ugly truth should be your favourites |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by bammy777(m): 1:56pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
stingbreed:abi ooo. |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by chillingbabe: 2:15pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
All these guys claiming not to chyke girls are usually the heavy stalkers with boring lines..So how did u hook-up with your gf or how do you intend to hook-up with your gf's if you don't chyke her?? |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
DrAify:Wetin funny sis? |
| Re: How To Stop Small Boys From Wooing You! by youngalex(m): 2:45pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
[quote author=DrAify post=31408501]Oh lawd!!! [/quote ) won't be bad to say hi am not chyking yet oo |
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