11 Silly Ways To Break Up With That Silly Girlfriend - Romance

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11 Silly Ways To Break Up With That Silly Girlfriend by Holatunde007(op): 9:03am On Mar 12, 2015

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're
Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i
smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4. So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name
on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking
chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when
you know I support PDP? It's over.
9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our
children to be short abi? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm
the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God,
then who am I? Park ur things!