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Godvilla:
[color=deeppink]Oh...... okay!
I know there........... AKWAABA [/color]

danbrowndmf:
SleekyShuga

The

1st Time I Saw Your Pix,i never saw a perferct woman all i see is the
woman who can alwayz be there for her Man Wenever he needz her.


Baby Am Not The kind of Perfect Man You Dream Of everyday rather am the
Best guy you never taught of

My Love For You is Just Like a Copied assingment i swear i cnt explain
it.

Sometimes i mistake u for a driver cus only seen your post drives me
crazy. Going to Bed at Night without thinkn about you is like going to
bed without My eyes,i swear i cnt sleep

Sometimes i mistake u For an APC member cus since the 1st day i saw your
pix,CHANGEs, Took place in My Life

Your Jus like an Alcohol You burst My kidney and My Liver/ Wish I could
Re-Arrange Alphabet Letters I Will Put You(U) And I(I) Together/

Your Just A Priceless Work Of of An Art.
Like An Attire,i Know Your a Wife Material

Baiby Lemme Be Your Christ,so i'll Give You My Life/ you Be The Mother Of My Baiby So You Be My Wife/

You Might Be Older,But I put it To You that Age is Just a Number!

Baiby Dont Just Say No To My Proposal,Because Loosen You is Like Expensive Private Jet I cnt Afford


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Pls dnt Copy these Lyrics ts Part Of My song.

Oya sleekyshuga come oh.

cc: Dygeasy

whizqueen:
Lolz. Akwaaba too. Eti sen?

Godvilla:
[color=deeppink]Onyame adom, bribia y3 boko[/color]

Sleekyshuga:
Congratulations couples ..

Darkrebel666:
To my dear Farano

Allow me worship you for a minute or two............


* Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online..
I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO...

This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul..... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick.
I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice...
I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give.
And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers.
Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an OOrgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel
This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye.
And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being..
Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix.
And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nippple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library orf Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship
Plus you got the flames...
And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ...


So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ...


P.S --
*Just Put the 16th and 13th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do

chibwike:
yeah..exactly..i feel its the elections that caused the whole thing...everywhere was flooded with politics....i just hope things return back to normal..when the elections re over

danbrowndmf:
SleekyShuga

The

1st Time I Saw Your Pix,i never saw a perferct woman all i see is the
woman who can alwayz be there for her Man Wenever he needz her.


Baby Am Not The kind of Perfect Man You Dream Of everyday rather am the
Best guy you never taught of

My Love For You is Just Like a Copied assingment i swear i cnt explain
it.

Sometimes i mistake u for a driver cus only seen your post drives me
crazy. Going to Bed at Night without thinkn about you is like going to
bed without My eyes,i swear i cnt sleep

Sometimes i mistake u For an APC member cus since the 1st day i saw your
pix,CHANGEs, Took place in My Life

Your Jus like an Alcohol You burst My kidney and My Liver/ Wish I could
Re-Arrange Alphabet Letters I Will Put You(U) And I(I) Together/

Your Just A Priceless Work Of of An Art.
Like An Attire,i Know Your a Wife Material

Baiby Lemme Be Your Christ,so i'll Give You My Life/ you Be The Mother Of My Baiby So You Be My Wife/

You Might Be Older,But I put it To You that Age is Just a Number!

Baiby Dont Just Say No To My Proposal,Because Loosen You is Like Expensive Private Jet I cnt Afford


.



Pls dnt Copy these Lyrics ts Part Of My song.

Oya sleekyshuga come oh.

cc: Dygeasy

Sleekyshuga:
Maybe.. Let's watch & see..
Good morning.. So sorry.. I
slept off..

Ipledge:
Ma your type they come church 2pm when it's clearly stated that u and ur bride must be in church before 10am

chibwike:
Abi...morning to you too....no need to be sorry na..you shouldn't be awake all night replying my mentions....hope u had a lovely nite.

dechandel:
Gabriola Your fonts?? OGA your font is tempus sans itc!!!

OMG. I was only kidding dear.

zicoooraads:
'Just two months of my absence...' Well, am not sure your absence was actually felt.

Fml. . .

eghos12:
one reason this thing nor carry fire well well be say guys toasting girls don too normal when the thing turn to girls toasting guys u go see na love go dey in the air just imagine dis kind fight
farao vs ishlove for dygesy.. men go leave work come online sharply

Who be this guy?

Sleekyshuga:
Maybe, but a 'good night'
wouldn't have hurt ..

Yea, I had a lovely night..
Trust you did same?

It's a new day!!
Best @ work, & may
you be successful in all
you lay ya hands to do, Amen...

farano:
Very difficult making this decision but i just had to

@ Mrpáckager , SagéPerv , & Darkrébel666 , When I saw u guys lines, I couldn't believe my eyes, I was speechless. You guys blew my mind but it just has to be one person. The person is..


Darkrebel666!

It hurts sha. But you made the right choice.
Now I've got myself a godmother.

For the few days, Darkrébel666, hold her good.

whizqueen:

Jennimma:
KEKETU and ABUMIKEY to woo IRENEONY

This challenge ended with Ireneony finally saying a yes to Keketu's second pick-up lines.

So obvious this babe is too hard to please...so guys brace up more when approaching irene with more tripping lines.

CONGRATULATIONS KEKETU!

Whoa!

You mean ireneony finally has a man, even if it's online?

Halleluya.

Blackett:
Whoa!

You mean ireneony finally has a man, even if it's online?

Halleluya.

Jennimma:
GODVILLA to woo EZIBLESS

This is obviously a "one challenger- standing team" with Godvilla dropping more than one pick-up line leaving beautiful Ezibless hopelessly tripping. Lolzz

Well CONGRATULATIONS GODVILLA. Indeed you both are meant to be together and do give her that special antidote

ireneony:
pathetic loser!
get lost
this is were i wil stop cos i dont to derail this thread...
your day is coming
mofo!

Irene irene. Until you apologize, I'll keep aiming and shooting for you.

justjify:

Blackett:


Irene irene. Until you apologize, I'll keep aiming and shooting for you.

Blackett:
Sorry, but this makes no fvcking sense.

How would one man challenge himself and still be declared winner? What kind of fvcking childs play is that? Who's supposed to be impressed by that? If there are empty slots, merge the damn slots and let there be a competition. Da fuq is up with announcing a one man challenger as winner.

[color=deeppink]U could have filled up the slot u know
Dat's how it is even in the world of sports, if one opponent decides not to show up, the other is declared the winner
Cheers bro .... Hope u had a wonderful night rest [/color]

ireneony:
i got more than 60 mention of insult, yet i dont give a fvvk. i dont reali give a loop about u

Ezibless:
It's ok Acidosis

Godvilla:
[color=deeppink]U could have filled up the slot u know
Dat's how it is even in the world of sports, if one opponent decides not to show up, the other is declared a winner
Cheers bre .... Hope u had a wonderful night rest [/color]

Blackett:
Sorry, but this makes no fvcking sense.

How would one man challenge himself and still be declared winner? What kind of fvcking childs play is that? Who's supposed to be impressed by that? If there are empty slots, merge the damn slots and let there be a competition. Da fuq is up with announcing a one man challenger as winner.

Blackett:
People were insulting you? Why? What did you do?

Acidosis:
Yea??

[color=deeppink]Hahahaha...... This got me smiling [/color]