Mhizkel:
Nope! Short guys are turn off for me

Blackett:
Wow. Nice story. I'm the pope.

Ishilove:

Lmao

EggovinMma:



Short guys are romantic ooooo.

Mhizkel:
Nope!Short guys are turns me off

2dice:

dem nairaland shortGuys that are planning to woo you now.. Be like
"Re we not Human"

Mhizkel:
Lol

2dice:

you laffing bah?..som;e are trying to increase their leg length..
Oya describe your ideal man..

EggovinMma:
But my best was a dinner planned date With the most wonderful man in my life.He complains that I dont love him, na so so money money money.So that val day, I called him at night to meet me up at Lagoon restaurant. He came, looked at me then sat down with a smile et al.He was lighted. The dinner came to an end and I paid and he was like " woo ooooo, my angel"

Back home, I asked him to stop the car at Radisson Blu, he just packed came down and was watching me as I took his hand.I already booked a room that afternoon, I wanted to fuccck my man and I did! .







The next day, I opened my handbag to see some cash.He replaced the cash I spent












Truth is,The money I spent was part of the , one he forgot in his drawer 3 months before he travelled for hols. .As e no ask for am, I pocket the money. All joIn.



*hope he is not here o*

Some girls can lie for west africa

profojah:

Some girls can lie for west africa

Mhizkel:
Tall,dark, normal body size

2dice:

that cool.. So simple
I was xpecting the usually suspekt
FatBank Account
Godfearing
Johny Bravo kinda Body
dimples + Mr. He can swallow a grenade for me

profojah:

Some girls can lie for west africa

Mhizkel:
Lmao..Like criously?

EggovinMma:



Yea, short guys are really romantic.


For those people saying my stories are lies, IT'S NOT BY FORCE TO BELEIVE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. EITHER YOU GET ENTERTAINED OR FUCCCK OF MY MENTIONS. IDIIOTS.



EASY TO BELEIVE I GAVE A Mouth Gig AT THE BEACH, HARD TO BELEIVE I ARRANGED A DINNER.

Some Oloriburuku girls can still and continue to lie in West Africa

profojah:

Some Oloriburuku girls can still and continue to lie in West Africa

EggovinMma:



Yea, short guys are really romantic.


For those people saying my stories are lies, IT'S NOT BY FORCE TO BELEIVE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. EITHER YOU GET ENTERTAINED OR FUCCCK OF MY MENTIONS. IDIIOTS.



EASY TO BELEIVE I GAVE A Mouth Gig AT THE BEACH, HARD TO BELEIVE I ARRANGED A DINNER.

EggovinMma:



Small boy, na you get your hand.Enjoy, no time for you.I don even forget say na Romance section be this.

Mhizkel:
maybe they are only trying to pull ur legs

profojah:

Big gal...what do you gain with your sweet lies...I heard "vacuum that had so many things in it doesn't make a sound"...my dear save this your lies for another generation, you can lie for Nigeria...Oghini kwanu!...you be onye-ashi

EggovinMma:


Ok.

Pls don't tell lies again you hear!...Be a gud big gal

profojah:

Pls don't tell lies again you hear!...Be a gud big gal

2dice:

i did this with an ex ..in the present of her 4 friends..come see Jealousy of the highest order

EggovinMma:


OK.THEY ARE ALL LIES. I AM A BLOOD Y, UNREPENTANT LIAR! !!
I CAN LIE AND EVEN THE GODS WOULD DROP THEIR MOUTHS.
Now, that I have spoken the truth, can you please take that graceful bow?

profojah:
[s]
You sef know say all what you been saying are blatantly lies...thanks for admitting...where do you work? Are you related to any LAIwola[/s][s][/s] h?

EggovinMma:

[s]Even the truth still dey leave you in doubt
you no gree leave me. [/s]

I won't leave you cos you've lied and you still never wanna admitt liars are reliable to die soon , check ur Bible

profojah:

I won't leave you cos you've lied and you still never wanna admitt liars are reliable to die soon , check ur Bible

EggovinMma:



[s]I can see you love the attention I am giving you.My last quote. Enjoy [/s]

I can see you're feeling sad and remorseful that you've been caught for giving crappy and silly lies ...my last quote for you