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Oahray:
whose wife?

jacksparrow1207:
Him kush sabi mess wt ma head wella

softysparky:
Wetun she do you Zico ?

Oahray:
bros if you see as I follow this geh bumper to bumper ehn. Only for am to run go dey blow me kisses from the moon. See heartbreak

Zenith21:
jam kwa!!!!! Mba oo, I want to enjoy dose lemons b4 I jam biko

jacksparrow1207:
U go like play ehn

Speakdatruth:
hi my farano

Sleekyshuga:
Twas fine...
Threatening, impromptu class ..
*off*...
See ya lerra..

April07:
So youre saying that you likes me.. I likes you too..

Oya how much do you have in ya bank account?

he is an importer exporter transporter reporter 3quarter helicopter mbanu ma gwenu what is that your name again

Dimples192:
Missclasssy

Speakdatruth:
lol, i bin tink say she mind our hearts, broda, tnks 4d head up mehn

*tinkin silently*
d babe odikwa tight, abeg i wan jam

jacksparrow1207:
Didnt kw
Missed it
Jst tuned tv on
Mornin

Ipledge:
i dey come I still dey slerp

Ipledge:
my love

Dimples192:
Missclasssy

Dimples192:
Good morning hun
I missed it too
Damn NL!
I watched it on t.v. thou

missclasssy:
How you doing

farano:
Xup? hope you're enjoying your day.

jacksparrow1207:
Me too
Rehab needed asap

Dimples192:
Great job hun
Sorry for all the stick you're getting
You're a tough cookie thou

Oahray:
Missclassy, hope dem no count my comment join the 'many' calling it the best since inception sha. A premature conclusion, I'd say.

Most active, definitely. The one with the most female participation, by a wide margin. But the quality of the majority of lines so far... Well, matter for another day

Nice newscast though. Been fun reading the ones I've read

missclasssy:
How you doing

Missclasssy, pls who has a hole on his rumpled face?

missclasssy:
Good morning guys, I present the news at 11am
Here are Your top stories

A lot of us are still hung over after yesterdays exciting contest. Many commented that this was by far on of the best wooing contest ever held on nairaland since its inception in 2005
A big thumbs up to the hosts and supporters
But guess what guys, there is still more left in the basket as we have two more days to go.
I will go through the slots one after the other
as I bring you the highlights from the exhilarating event.

In the first slot we had twaci trying to woo jeffreyjamez who has already opened up about his feelings for fellow nairalander, charijee
Twaci delivered a well wrritten piece,
where she stated that she has had fantasies, crazy ones, about jeffreey after the day he replied her with a simple hi with a cute smile

Jeffreyjamez had this to say as a reply
"Metaphorically speaking She broke my nose, I am bleeding , I am bleeding bad, choi!!!"
Really dude, that's all you have to say.... SMH
When he was asked why his reply wasn't romantic, he said this
"I am not a guy with romantic words"
Liar!!!, I have seen your birthday messages sent to charijee!!!
After everything, twaci even went to literature section and posted the same poem she composed for jeffrey and dedicated it to him

In the second slot we had anwillz wooing donkelz
*sighs*
Talk about late coming. Anwillz posted an hour after her time.
This was a line from a write-up
"I have been alone my whole life and I am tired of searching. I want to be with you.
When I fantasize its you I think about. Every intimate thought consist of you"
Well for a guy who says he is good in bed, I don't expect less
Saldly for her, her boyfriend wasn't present. Perhaps he will arrive tomorrow

In the third slot we had mirexxx, mzchinny and rozzaay vying for djeezy's heart
The three ladies brought their A game which made it a tough desicion for the handsome youngman but he still made his decision and he chose the volumptous mirexxx.
In all the three women in this category, I pity for mzchinny, because she seemed to be over-infatuated with djeezy.
An example is the fact that in her just 60 comments she has posted on nairaland since registering last year, more than 10 of those comments have been about how she feels about her crush.... Chai!!!

Rozzayy and mzchinny I have this to say to you------------------- SORRY
Try next year
Mirexxx, enjoy your man

In the fourth slot we had dimples192 wooing nitefury
Dimples192 presented a very controversial piece which had a lot of people speechless.
Please guys go read it your self, "x-rated"
Dimples I hail!!!
Nitefury was amazed by the beautiful piece and had this to say
" I was blushing, I have never heard these words about my person before. Its a yes for me"
Before nko , would it be "No" before?
After she has mesmerized your cerebrum along with your entire nervous and reproductive system with that poem

The fifth slot was very entertaining, as we had ishilove display her affection for burger01
She had this to say
" You are the reason I log on to nairaland and and I follow you bumper to bumper.... Bleep it, I stalk you"

Aunty ishilove, you forgot to add this " you are the reason I log on to nairaland..... asides banning people"
Ishilove also stated that she was a sapiosexual, meaning that she was attracted to intelligent men
Ishii, that one is you, as for me I am a hypergamist----- I am attracted to rich people

Burger01 replied with an epistle
I don't know if he composed that before the contest, but mehn these two are just the same.
Even mizmycoli dey learn for where dem dey
I wish I had half their writing prowess

In the 6th slot we had 4 ladies struggling win the heart of the host naijaboiy.
One of the participants africanapple didn't show up so it was just between april07, vickybee and aipete2
Vickybee and april07 gave nice lines but aipete2's line got everybody stunned.
The write-up wasn't even longer than the "National pledge"
At the end of the day, it was self acclaimed feminist and adocate for women's rights, vickybee that walked home with her man
So to aipete2 and april07, I have this to say to you------- SORRY, it happens.

The last slot had everyone up in their seats as we had mznelly and nneka123, battle to get their way into blackett's heart
Mznelly presented a well written poem which had peotic brilliance written all over, while nneka123 composed a more direct long expression of her feelings
Blackett had a very difficult choice to make but he still made his decision and chose Nneka123, commending mznelly for her lines, saying that if it was a poetic competition, she would have won.

Having given a recap of yesterday's event, let's go to other news

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA, as Blackett and missclassy face off.
.......when we thought that yesterday couldn't get any more interesting, blackett and co-host, missclassy had a huge argument where they exchanged words with each other.
The rift evolved from a very little issue and escalated into something very serious.
The two have never been at good terms so its no surprise.

That would be all for now guys, remember the second session of this event continues today at 7pm prompt
Venue- romance section

I still remain.....missclassy

Cc
Naijaboiy
Mizmycoli
Draify
Agapecharis
Jacksparrow127
Kinglahkay
Djeezy
Ipledge
Lala247