Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by zicoraads: 12:21pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
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Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by juianne95(f): 12:22pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Dis place is getting boring |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:22pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
MizMyColi:
I just got intel, it's snowing in hell It's true. What quenches fire? |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by kinglekan: 12:23pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
juianne95: lok..d way insults were flying was fun..m eagerly awaiting d nxt victim Blackett: Hmm. I just gave my life to christ.
Hehehehehehe I don't think she is totally out of place but I think we should have a dissing thread ooo. Would be fun tho, esp if no one takes d dissing to heart, plus there would be rules tooo. I love NL squabbles. Cc: naijaboiy Missclasssy Lordthree Jacksparrow Ipledge D1ck 1 Like |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:23pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Oh, mitch. I choose when to quote you. |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by MizMyColi(f): 12:24pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Blackett: It's true. What quenches fire?
Fire Extinguisher... |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:24pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:
Hehehehehehe I don't think she is totally out of place but I think we should have a dissing thread ooo.
Would be fun tho, esp if no one takes d dissing to heart, plus there would be rules tooo.
I love NL squabbles.
Cc: naijaboiy Missclasssy Lordthree Jacksparrow Ipledge D1ck I'll be a spectator. |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:25pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kinglekan: Wow!!! Nice 1. Don't mean to flatter u oo, but I don't tink anyone could have done dis any better.
*i doff my hat*
Thanks 1 Like |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:25pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: Good morning guys, I present the news at 11am Here are Your top stories
A lot of us are still hung over after yesterday's exciting contest. Many commented that this was by far on of the best wooing contests ever held on nairaland since its inception in 2005 A big thumbs up to the hosts and supporters But guess what guys, there is still more left in the basket as we have two more days to go. I will go through the slots one after the other as I bring you the highlights from the exhilarating event.
In the first slot we had twaci trying to woo jeffreyjamez who had already opened up about his feelings for fellow nairalander, charijee Twaci delivered a well wrritten piece, where she stated that she has had fantasies, crazy ones, about jeffreey after the day he replied her with a simple hi with a cute smile
Jeffreyjamez had this to say as a reply "Metaphorically speaking She broke my nose, I am bleeding , I am bleeding bad, choi!!!" Really dude, that's all you have to say.... SMH When he was asked why his reply wasn't romantic, he said this "I am not a guy with romantic words" Liar!!!, I have seen your birthday messages sent to charijee!!! After everything, twaci even went to literature section and posted the same poem she composed for jeffrey and dedicated it to him
In the second slot we had anwillz wooing donkelz *sighs* Talk about late coming. Anwillz posted an hour after her time. This was a line from a write-up "I have been alone my whole life and I am tired of searching. I want to be with you. When I fantasize its you I think about. Every intimate thought consist of you" Well for a guy who says he is good in bed, I don't expect less Saldly for her, her boyfriend wasn't present. Perhaps he will arrive tomorrow
In the third slot we had mirexxx, mzchinny and rozzaay vying for djeezy's heart The three ladies brought their A game which made it a tough desicion for the handsome youngman but he still made his decision and he chose the volumptous mirexxx. In all the three women in this category, I pity for mzchinny, because she seemed to be over-infatuated with djeezy. An example is the fact that in her just 60 comments she has posted on nairaland since registering last year, more than 10 of those comments have been about how she feels about her crush.... Chai!!!
Rozzayy and mzchinny I have this to say to you------------------- SORRY Try next year Mirexxx, enjoy your man
In the fourth slot we had dimples192 wooing nitefury Dimples192 presented a very controversial piece which had a lot of people speechless. Please guys go read it your self, "x-rated" Dimples I hail!!! Nitefury was amazed by the beautiful piece and had this to say " I was blushing, I have never heard these words about my person before. Its a yes for me" Before nko , would it be "No" before? After she has mesmerized your cerebrum along with your entire nervous and reproductive system with that poem
The fifth slot was very entertaining, as we had ishilove display her affection for burger01 She had this to say " You are the reason I log on to nairaland and and I follow you bumper to bumper.... Bleep it, I stalk you"
Aunty ishilove, you forgot to add this " you are the reason I log on to nairaland..... asides banning people" Ishilove also stated that she was a sapiosexual, meaning that she was attracted to intelligent men Ishii, that one is you, as for me I am a hypergamist----- I am attracted to rich people
Burger01 replied with an epistle I don't know if he composed that before the contest, but mehn these two are just the same. Even mizmycoli dey learn for where dem dey I wish I had half their writing prowess In the 6th slot we had 4 ladies struggling win the heart of the host naijaboiy. One of the participants africanapple didn't show up so it was just between april07, vickybee and aipete2 Vickybee and april07 gave nice lines but aipete2's line got everybody stunned. The write-up wasn't even longer than the "National pledge" At the end of the day, it was self acclaimed feminist and adocate for women's rights, vickybee that walked home with her man So to aipete2 and april07, I have this to say to you------- SORRY, it happens.
The last slot had everyone up in their seats as we had mznelly and nneka123, battle to get their way into blackett's heart Mznelly presented a well written poem which had peotic brilliance written all over, while nneka123 composed a more direct long expression of her feelings Blackett had a very difficult choice to make but he still made his decision and chose Nneka123, commending mznelly for her lines, saying that if it was a poetic competition, she would have won.
Having given a recap of yesterday's event, let's go to other news
DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA, as Blackett and missclassy face off. .......when we thought that yesterday couldn't get any more interesting, blackett and co-host, missclassy had a huge argument where they exchanged words with each other. The rift evolved from a very little issue and escalated into something very serious. The two have never been in good terms so it's no surprise.
That would be all for now guys, remember the second session of this event continues today at 7pm prompt Venue- romance section
I still remain.....missclassy
Cc Naijaboiy Mizmycoli Draify Agapecharis Jacksparrow127 Kinglahkay Djeezy Ipledge Lala247 Intelligence coupled with brilliance Kudos |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:26pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Blackett: Oh, mitch. I choose when to quote you.
E no go better for you, I don't have your time now, but be rest assured that I'll be back |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:27pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
juianne95: Dis place is getting boring Then you either try make it interesting or you get the fvck off and leave |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Oahray: 12:27pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
D1ck: Yeah! I'm not in support of missclasssy either but the fact still remains that he has a problem. Imagine someone posting something on here and the next thing; he's gonna get lambasted by the weirdo.
You were here when the co-host accused mariolae and you didn't say anything, did she include blacketts name hell no. Even if he wanna interfere should it be in an aggressive manner. He insulted her and she reciprocated, why did he run away?
I wasn't there. I only read one person's lines last night, and the rest this morning. If I was, I might have said something, I might still have ignored since someone called her out on it already. Now about the insults, you should know it's one of the things that come with feeling somewhat anonymous online. Frogs become tigers as they wish, and plain Leahs become internet hotcakes. If NL can make fantasies come true, it's not such a bad thing. If you feel he's being characteristically silly, then prove it by being different. Silence isn't all that bad. At times when foolishness speaks, even wisdom is lost for words. |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:
Hehehehehehe I don't think she is totally out of place but I think we should have a dissing thread ooo.
Would be fun tho, esp if no one takes d dissing to heart, plus there would be rules tooo.
I love NL squabbles.
Cc: naijaboiy Missclasssy Lordthree Jacksparrow Ipledge D1ck Im in. As a spectator tho. Cuz when una dey woo, una no woo me. Na me una go cme take learn diss. Mba! Una chop food finish cme dey share me toothpick |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by juianne95(f): 12:28pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:
Then you either make try make it interesting or you get the fvck off and leave ure very stu.pid...seems d one Blackett gave u no reach...no jx cum my side,i mention ur name??...attention seeking who.re |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by zicoraads: 12:29pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
juianne95: Dis place is getting boring See You And if Blackett decides to make it 'fun', y'all would be complaining abi? |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Zenith21(m): 12:30pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:
Can't you comprehend sentences? I know I. Can...... Can u? |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:30pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:
Then you either make try make it interesting or you get the fvck off and leave You and trouble na twin 1 Like |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by juianne95(f): 12:30pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
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Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by stephenqueen: 12:30pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
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Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:30pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Oahray: I wasn't there. I only read one person's lines last night, and the rest this morning. If I was, I might have said something, I might still have ignored since someone called her out on it already. Now about the insults, you should know it's one of the things that come with feeling somewhat anonymous online. Frogs become tigers as they wish, and plain Leahs become internet hotcakes. If NL can make fantasies come true, it's not be such a bad thing.
If you feel he's being characteristically silly, then prove it by being different. Silence isn't all that bad. At times when foolishness speaks, even wisdom is lost for words. I like you, no wonder you won the literature flash fiction challenge!!! I'll head to your advice...
Cheers |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Zenith21(m): 12:31pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
juianne95: ure very stu.pid...seems d one Blackett gave u no reach...no jx cum my side,i mention ur name??...attention seeking who.re abeg forgive am, she is just a child biko |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by juianne95(f): 12:31pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Zenith21: abeg forgive am, she is just a child biko hian..i no even reach her side oo.. |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by kinglekan: 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Blackett: I'll be a spectator.
ROTFL. U don hear say Undertaker they do spectator for WWE?? Nor try am oooo Lol |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
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Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Oahray: 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
D1ck: I like you, no wonder you won the literature flash fiction challenge!!! I'll head to your advice...
Cheers huh? Not me o, biko. Didn't even contest. |
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Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
juianne95: ure very stu.pid...seems d one Blackett gave u no reach...no jx cum my side,i mention ur name??...attention seeking who.re Mehn people lack a sense of humor this days Lady, I was just kidding with you *Sighs* |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Zenith21(m): 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
juianne95: no, jx sitting bck n watching d drama since u don't have any "wooee", u cud. Be my "wooer" |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by kinglekan: 12:33pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207:
Im in. As a spectator tho. Cuz when una dey woo, una no woo me. Na me una go cme take learn diss. Mba! Una chop food finish cme dey share me toothpick Hahahahaha, jackieee ooooo No mind all our NL babess. Dem dey shy to wooo u niii |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Zenith21(m): 12:33pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
softysparky:
Gives him a hard knock . Knock. Can't solve anytin.... Only kittencat can! |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by juianne95(f): 12:34pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:
Mehn people lack a sense of humor this day
Lady, I was just kidding with you Na wa no ur sense of humor is wack.. No sh.it sha...we cool |
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 12:34pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
MizMyColi:
Fire Extinguisher... And ice water. . . Frozen water. |