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I nter master Bigs too do some lunching bekors I wars very horngry but ass I nter I now sea my lady girlfriend with another hugly dirty man chopping and laffing I den becums very hangry so I went too their table and I asking her who d hugly dirty man is but she krying and say baby wait baby wait is nut what you tinking I noun remembas how I gives her plenty morny from my 25k monthly salary payments my eyez now turning red and I slaps her tozaah tozaah The hugly dirty man now standing up saying I lies down for the floor I remove my Polo Rafael put on the tables ready too beating dis cheatings hugly man I now see his army cap and bet on the oda chiair I say sorry sir he now calls his army flends outside to bit me.... I say oga piples habeg habeg I have malaria by den one slaps my eyes towaah! Nepa now take lights I luke outside day haf dark, the army piples now karry me outside saying I stand with won leg and they puts 50 liters fuel on my heads for 30 minits.

Now I cum bark house wit band ages for my heads from famacy. I no one off the army piple who slaps my eyez I thinking I go to supreme cut with lawyer sueing army 50millions or I go trainings in the gym so I beat the army piple that slaps me.

I needs advising from matured old minds not small small nairaland colleagues.

This is hilarious

FOOL

Kennywills7:
This is hilarious

You advising me what? Heads hotting and saying hillarious is that hartlessness?

FLAWLES:
FOOL

Small small colleagues

Chisos!!! o: dude r u for real ...

i mean ur blunder!

sinaj:
Chisos!!! o: dude r u for real ...

i mean ur blunder!

Yes the blunder is going to master bigs i for cooking in the home.

smalls7:
You need to see a doctor

The beatings has affected your cerebellum

You tink the famacist don't know medicine?

Op u re suffering frm Fallopian Membrane...

amunkita:
Op u re suffering frm Fallopian Membrane...

But the famacist puts iodine saying I am recover quick

@ op, could u pls explain yourself in proper English?
Abi ewo ni gbogbo katikati yi?

smalls7:
You are acting _stupid intentionally... Pls don't quote me again. I take God be you

Hartless piple you can't give me sensible advices but you call me stupid. Smalls number 7

Spoiltmoimoi:
But the famacist puts iodine saying I am recover quick

O boy akawu plenty 4 dis snuff wey u dey inhale oo...

Rubbish

190theclown:
This should be on front page!!

Mods are not educative but if Tonto dike snaps pisure straights to front-page. Matter of injustice from the army piple

wasted sperm.

The lady really tried. Spending all her time, in this kind of language. lf ur grammar is for real, pls go back to sch. ;DThe lady really tried. Spending all her time, in this kind of language. lf ur grammar is for real, pls go back to sch.

NanciaKay:
The lady really tried. Spending all her time, in this kind of language. lf ur grammar is for real, pls go back to sch. ;DThe lady really tried. Spending all her time, in this kind of language. lf ur grammar is for real, pls go back to sch.

Go bark too your tailor to putting shoulder pad in your native clothes on your profile

Spoiltmoimoi:
Go bark too your tailor to putting shoulder pad in your native clothes on your profile

CorkyJoe

op @i think the force of the slap that was used in accelarating the hands of the army man which carries a high velocity has forced you brain to enter safe mode

All of u should knw he's writing all these intentionally. he's just looking for attention

Very very very poor attempt at trolling , even Boiledcorn' English is understandable. Please just retire, it's not in your blood

Are u by any chance related to someone I know on this nairaland or you really cannot construct understandable sentences? It is imperative to conclude that you might need some assistance

Funny story

Op, was that french? Cant understand any damn thing there.

op juxt wanna crack ya rib. nice write up though

I must be really jobless, cos I read the entire write-up OP put up there
Time to sleep