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Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Kingsasian(m): 2:35pm On Mar 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
She dey give you close marking but you dey practice celibacy ?

hahahahahahaha. I am a bad guy too but jst that for now I dey friend zone her though she is very pretty and I like her.

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by iamord(m): 2:36pm On Mar 25, 2015

mirexxx:
its true na!

a girl will be shy and be like this guy has seen my future hubby's property.
buh i think you guys dont really care!

there is nothing to be shy about. What has she not seen before. I will just make her feel comfy around

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Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Boyooosa(m): 2:37pm On Mar 25, 2015

i blive it is not worth dying if a strange lady sees ur tin most especially u av d type of joystick ladies secretly admire, u ll only be jittery if it is so small dat its embarrassing. bt if onlooker intentionally check me out... uhnnnnn.... i will revenge o! grin

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by kelobestline(m): 2:38pm On Mar 25, 2015

very embarrassing op

It happened to me once, but no much feelings cos she was my "sister"

But better still d nervousness lasted for some weeks.

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by ExInferis(m): 2:38pm On Mar 25, 2015

Man, i wish strange women WILL see my joystick.

I've an ample supply of vaseline but little incentive.

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Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Kirinwa: 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2015

This is a topic not deserving of front page. Oh it reminds me of igoldforum of blessed memory. When the leaders (Mods) don't do their job well, chaos is not far off.

How did nairaland get to this. cry

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2015

The one i hate is when married women dey stare @ my D when am on the street putting on those trousers when go create bulge...really i don't care i only hate it cos they are married that's all.why should i hide it huh

disease no dey and i love my D.if any girl looks knowingly or unknowingly i go just grab the D look her for eyes and smile if she understand the message good for both of us.

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2015

Kingsasian:
hahahahahahaha. I am a bad guy too but jst that for now I dey friend zone her though she is very pretty and I like her.

Thought you are #Team-Wedding-Night #

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by dswit: 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2015

xynerise:
When I was your age, I usually lock my door when I am nake'd.

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by AdexOmoby(f): 2:42pm On Mar 25, 2015

[quote author=tosyne2much post=31990066] Not even your bf ?

You are something else grin

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:42pm On Mar 25, 2015

kelobestline:
very embarrassing op

It happened to me once, but no much feelings cos she was my "sister"

But better still d nervousness lasted for some weeks.

I don't have a sister but I know it could be embarrassing

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Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Tarigha: 2:43pm On Mar 25, 2015

What attachment or important on your joystick for for woman who is not your gfrnd to see by accident? Let's us go on life review on accidents....what attachment would you have if you have been knocked by a vehicle on high, no body cares to take to a nearby hospital recuscitate you, as case review reveals that at the point of incident your clothes are torned to zero level...naked I come and I go back! This woman also obseved that even your joystick you are claiming to be of paramount value was also bruised....but the said unknown lady saved your life which joystick is attached to....let's reason on this platform....Michael Hanson

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:43pm On Mar 25, 2015

AdexOmoby:
NOT EVEN HIM!
LOL that's what you wanna hear right?

Hahaha

Very funny lady

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Kingsasian(m): 2:44pm On Mar 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
Thought you are #Team-Wedding-Night #

I dey craze?? Tosyne don't tell me u are one of them o....lol

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by AdexOmoby(f): 2:45pm On Mar 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
Not even your bf ?

NONE... WHATSOEVER! NOT EVEN HIM!

I know you would wanna know this part tongue

... not even him... and I mean it.

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Xionez(m): 2:45pm On Mar 25, 2015

I dunno. It wouldn't move me though...may not even notice.
I would probably have shot my eyes to her twins and kept my eyes there till she turns and walks away...then relocate my sight and watch as she jiggles them other twins grin

#fair.play

Some questions on NL really cracks me up! grin

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:46pm On Mar 25, 2015

Kirinwa:
This is a topic not deserving of front page. Oh it reminds me of igoldforum of blessed memory. When the leaders (Mods) don't do their job well, chaos is not far off.

How did nairaland get to this.

Don't you think you should go create a FP deserving thread right away ?

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Sike(m): 2:47pm On Mar 25, 2015

Kini Big deal

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:49pm On Mar 25, 2015

Kingsasian:
I dey craze?? Tosyne don't tell me u are one of them o....lol

Tosyne repping Team-Virgin-Night since the days of Elisha

**just kidding tho **

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by ebukaOtika(m): 2:54pm On Mar 25, 2015

ipleddge:
He is a virgin

Virgin ko ,,,, Virginia airline ni,,.

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:54pm On Mar 25, 2015

Tarigha:
What attachment or important on your joystick for for woman who is not your gfrnd to see by accident? Let's us go on life review on accidents....what attachment would you have if you have been knocked by a vehicle on high, no body cares to take to a nearby hospital recuscitate you, as case review reveals that at the point of incident your clothes are torned to zero level...naked I come and I go back! This woman also obseved that even your joystick you are claiming to be of paramount value was also bruised....but the said unknown lady saved your life which joystick is attached to....let's reason on this platform....Michael Hanson

Is this the way you answer questions during exam ?

Mind you, we aint talking about accident or unhealthy state, so stop using exception to explain yourself out.

Please read all over for better understanding

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 2:56pm On Mar 25, 2015

ebukaOtika:
Virgin ko ,,,, Virginia airline ni,,.

His comment reeks of virginity

Chibwike claiming he's a virgin b4 the invention of Gold circle condom

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Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Kingsasian(m): 2:57pm On Mar 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
Tosyne repping Team-Virgin-Night since the days of Elisha

**just kidding tho **

I trust u na, Tosyne no go slack for women mata

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by prof22(m): 2:57pm On Mar 25, 2015

I like being unclad in my flat and neighbours from other flats do come to on the pumping machine for the whole house in my flat I was not ashamed the first day and infact I like it when my joystick is semi hard not that embarrasing moment when d DUDE will be hidingitself. And I sleep naked too ! So if you see me naked lucky you. ITs nothing to be ashamed of if ur stick is not very small as for guys . Can't talk for d ladies !

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by philGeo(m): 3:00pm On Mar 25, 2015

wristwatch:
I felt embarrassed too but somehow I have mistakenly seen an naked lady before. So I took it as consolation with respect to the situation.

[quote author=wristwatch post=31982183]I felt embarrassed too but somehow I have mistakenly seen an naked lady before. So I took it as consolation with respect to the situation. Bad guy, you try

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:00pm On Mar 25, 2015

AdexOmoby:
NONE... WHATSOEVER! NOT EVEN HIM!

I know you would wanna know this part ... not even him... and I mean it.

Are you implying you are a _____ ?

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:02pm On Mar 25, 2015

Kingsasian:
I trust u na, Tosyne no go slack for women mata

Meaning I no fit be virgin abi ? Hahahaha roflwkmd

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by AdexOmoby(f): 3:02pm On Mar 25, 2015

[quote author=tosyne2much post=31991046] Are you implying you are a _____ ? [/

lol grin

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Boyooosa(m): 3:03pm On Mar 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
Small ke ? My joystick weighs 25pounds

So, let her go to the corner of her room and giv herself a 750mb selfie. wink

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:04pm On Mar 25, 2015

prof22:
I like being unclad in my flat and neighbours from other flats do come to on the pumping machine for the whole house in my flat I was not ashamed the first day and infact I like it when my joystick is semi hard not that embarrasing moment when d DUDE will be hidingitself. And I sleep naked too ! So if you see me naked lucky you. Its nothing to be ashamed of if ur stick is not very small as for guys . Can't talk for d ladies !

Yeah research has shown that dudes with small joysticks hide it to the core haahahaha

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:07pm On Mar 25, 2015

[quote author=AdexOmoby post=31991116][/quote] Does "lol" answer my question ?

Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by Kingsasian(m): 3:07pm On Mar 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
Meaning I no fit be virgin abi ? Hahahaha roflwkmd

lwkmd,,, that word "virgin" is meant for the female folks.

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