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LMAO!!!

My Ex used to do this very much and she sees nothing wrong in it....
I got tayad of complaining and Lived with it


Op if u dey free wit ur woman, u can just say it na

mytime24:
Fart on dis thread b4 walkin out

Why do I always crush on women that Fart carelessly ??

@OP......
Step1- kindly go to any INEC office after election and ask them to give you ballot box.
Step2- tie the ballot box around her waist with seal.
Step- tell her that the lesser her fart,the bigger the money you give her either by hand or bank account............walahi! the girl go cooperate. This is because the money you give her for food is too much and that is why she can fart for africa.
Step4- GBAM! LOBATAN!

Alternatively.........throw her into fasting and prayer..........40days....no be person wey chop food dey fart?

If she FARTS this much, then she needs a CHIMNEY.

daviyjones:
We spend time together every weekend I don't know how to tell her.


How can I tell her without offending her? Although she have a big butt, is that the reason?

I learnt that someone you are in relationship with will not be ashamed to fart in your presense if he/she loves you.



Emmmmm don't take it seriously, just bring it up jokingly, like "babe You don fart o o o"
Laugh along and advice her on what to do,

better still get her fruits and lots of water to clear her bowel