IamTerra:
lmao stay there they jones yaself

Twaci:
Nah! Aint the teeth, but the beard.

Just lose it

That beard is what other babes are dying for

you better hold on to me now before other babes snatch me from you. . .

alberto2k:
no weed for u till 2020

alberto2k:
you wan chop slap from sango ba

alberto2k:
they said bail is free but dem wan collect my weed from cuba that cost $3000

Thank God say you no give them ooo. . .

I will rather spend 99years in their prison than to allow you to give them the weed. .

Abeg, pass me the weed sef

stephenqueen, pass me the lighter

2dice, pass me the ororo

valmunich, bend down there make i relax my legs for your back

kingtom, oya start fanning me

twaci, ehm. ehm. . jez be rubbing my chest for me

stephenqueen:

Who care wen lordhugo and valmunich never die,i go dey buy weed from em.Na even expired weed u dey sell

Orijin101:

Thank God say you no give them ooo. . .

I will rather spend 99years in their prison than to allow you to give them the weed. .

Abeg, pass me the weed sef

stephenqueen, pass me the lighter

2dice, pass me the ororo

valmunich, bend down there make i relax my legs for your back

kingtom, oya start fanning me

twaci, ehm. ehm. . jez be rubbing my chest for me

Twaci:
Ba wahala!

That I can do

C'mon! you berra don't tell me that!

If you don't rub it, who will do that for me ?

Orijin101:

Thank God say you no give them ooo. . .

I will rather spend 99years in their prison than to allow you to give them the weed. .

Abeg, pass me the weed sef

stephen.queen, pass me the lighter

2dice, pass me the ororo

valmunich, bend down there make i relax my legs for your back

kingto.m, oya start fanning me

t.waci, ehm. ehm. . jez be rubbing my chest for me

Orijin101:

C'mon! you berra don't tell me that!

If you don't rub it, who will ?

alberto2k:
oya take give stephenqueen make e wrap am

Twaci:
Dettol

Orijin101:

Fulaboy:
why are these mods doing this to you know when we're celebrating Baba's victory as I dey talk to you know we don finish readying our cars we're heading to our drifting site

Let these Mods leave you celebrate now

Dem don free me already bro. . .

How are your cows?

And how many will you kiil for baba's victory?

Orijin101:

Dem don free me already bro. . .

How are your cows?

And how many will you kiil for baba's victory?

Fulaboy:
I was thinking of slaughtering one Garke (dozen) make we manage for now

Orijin101:

you sure say 1garke go reach us?

richommie:




my own ugliness no be for nl at all.
even satan dey reject me..he talk ..ma face na im worst nightmare.
I dey fear to dey approach gals. .but base on how d matter be..(ma no talk sha)
..e get dis fyn bae wey dey my department...oh men..she carry front and back ..come package join. .she fine die...and me ugly die.
..I go approach dis bae... ..but before I go...I first go reason wit my guys em...my guys dem come dey hail..me...dey tell me say...(guy dis babe go accept u)
only dis ur nike canvas...go make her die for u..
my head come dey swell..
I come mumu..carry ma "worwor face" go approach her...as un_coded guy wey I be...
I come close to am ..come begin.."hello baby"...
my answer ...come wit slap.

no be even d slap pain me...wetin pain me pass be say.."dis qirl slap me finish..come buy satchet water..dey wash her hand.
one of her frnd come ask. . .wit der oyibo phonetics
"Jessica wotcha doin wit dis"

she come say"OMG DURH!!! I slapped dis orangutan...Omg..he's so disqustin. . .am scared of virus..gosh..ebola is real.

for wey I.dey ..I.won begin cry... ...
well it's not easy to be ugly.
am proud of it
#team ugly
#YOLO

Thavik:
if I hear sey u ugly reach me eeehhhh, hi get this girl wey fine die, me I resemble goat, I go approach am o, na so she just pour me water for my face, she tell me Sey make I go find my goat wife

daxon001:
My own uqliness give una own gap wey APc votes dey giv PDP own
can u imagine upon say i brilliant 4 class babes still no look my way

richommie:


u sef brilliant..

me no brilliant at all...I come ugly join.

d f9...I qet na parallel...my college officer...come wicked add ma pass.port ..beside my result.

daxon001:

lol.may hope go dey 4 us now wey GMB don enta

richommie:




my own ugliness no be for nl at all.
even satan dey reject me..he talk ..ma face na im worst nightmare.
I dey fear to dey approach gals. .but base on how d matter be..(ma no talk sha)
..e get dis fyn bae wey dey my department...oh men..she carry front and back ..come package join. .she fine die...and me ugly die.
..I go approach dis bae... ..but before I go...I first go reason wit my guys em...my guys dem come dey hail..me...dey tell me say...(guy dis babe go accept u)
only dis ur nike canvas...go make her die for u..
my head come dey swell..
I come mumu..carry ma "worwor face" go approach her...as un_coded guy wey I be...
I come close to am ..come begin.."hello baby"...
my answer ...come wit slap.

no be even d slap pain me...wetin pain me pass be say.."dis qirl slap me finish..come buy satchet water..dey wash her hand.
one of her frnd come ask. . .wit der oyibo phonetics
"Jessica wotcha doin wit dis"

she come say"OMG DURH!!! I slapped dis orangutan...Omg..he's so disqustin. . .am scared of virus..gosh..ebola is real.

for wey I.dey ..I.won begin cry... ...
well it's not easy to be ugly.
am proud of it
#team ugly
#YOLO

richommie:
I still remember dt time I dey secondary school.

I dey get 50position...every term..

even ma name come turn to 50cent..d person dey get 49th..sef come dey advice me.

he be like"bros dey read ur book..ur own case serious ooo"

keeper1:
dnt mind dem gals jorh..,dy hv 4goten we are fearfuly made...,ugly guys rock

alberto2k:
can u resist my finest quality weed?