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1. That she isn’t the best I’ve been with in bed.
“Of all the girls I’ve dated seriously, not one has
ranked in the top five I’ve been with, sexually
speaking. Still waiting to meet a Mouth Gig pro who’s
wife material.”
— Reggie, 26
2. That I’ve paid for sex before.
“If my girl knew I’d slept with a hooker, or that I got
a rub-and-tug once (and probably will again one
day), she’d think I was dirty or something. As if I’m
too stupid to double bag it.”
— Phil, 28
3. That I’m obviously getting a lap dance if I’m going
to a strip club.
“It’s funny how easy it is to convince a woman that
you were the only one who didn’t get a lap dance at
the strip club. They want to believe you’re on your
best behavior at every bachelor party—as if that
were even possible—so you might as well feed
them the bait they’re begging for.
— Tom, 32
4. That I watch way more porn than she thinks.
“If my girlfriend knew how often I watched porn,
she’d start balling. She once mentioned a study that
said people who watch more than ten hours a week
are sex addicts or something. I mean, c’mon….”
— Brad, 22
5. That I’m into some porn that would freak her out.
“From my experience, the female sex isn’t
programmed to understand why a guy digs the
kinky shit he gets of off to. Personally, I’ve got a
thing for Japanese game show porn. If my girlfriend
ever knew, she’d definitely be weirded out.”
— Eddie, 23
6. That I’d like more blowjobs.
“Every guy on Earth wishes he could get more head.
Why wouldn’t he? The problem is that asking for a
Mouth Gig is like sitting in a rocking chari—it gives
you something to do, but it doesn’t get you very
far.”
— Carl, 30
7. That I dropped the L-bomb prematurely to get
her to have sex with me.
“Listen, I love my girlfriend. I do. But did I love her
when I first said it? Not really. A man will do what a
man has to to get laid.”
— Jeremy, 35
8. That my ex is a decent person.
“My girlfriend and I once ran into my ex on
campus. Later that day, I casually mentioned to my
girl that my ex was looking great—happy, you
know, and fit. Bleep, that was a mistake. Doesn’t
matter how nice or good-looking a person your ex
is. Do not compliment them in front of your girl.”
— Joey, 20
9. That I think her best friend’s totally fuckable.
“My girlfriend’s best friend has incredible tits and
she knows how to show those things off. Obviously
I like it when she’s around. But I keep that shit to
myself. I’ll even agree with my girlfriend if she says
her friend dresses too slutty or whatever.”
— Geoff, 28
10. That I’m not all that respectful when I talk about
women with my male friends.
“When guys hang out, we like to talk about girls—
how and why we want to Bleep them, you know. And
we’re definitely not using the most politically
correct language. Every woman’s better off never
overhearing what her man wishes he could do to
his favorite slutty barista.”
— Josh, 32
11. That I know exactly when she’s about to get her
period based on the way she acts.
“The thing about a lady’s cycle is that it’s
predictable, right? Doesn’t matter. You can track the
emotional swings all you want for your own sake
but if you ever mention that a woman might be
taking something a little too personally because it’s
her time of month—god bless you, man.
— Marc, 29
12. That she spends way too much time getting
ready.
“My girl primps for two hours minimum before a
night out. I know she’s doing all sorts of stuff with
her hair and face and she always ends up looking
good, but the end result doesn’t justify the energy
that goes into it in my opinion. You’d think it’s a
compliment to tell someone they shouldn’t waste
their time on makeup or whatever, but no. I almost
got dumped for that one.”
— Erik, 33
13. That we don’t really need more alone time as a
couple.
“After a certain point in any long-term relationship
I’ve been in, the girl I’m seeing starts saying ‘we
need to spend more time together,” or whatever. I
don’t know if it’s because they’re feeling restless or
agitated or needy or what. But I do know that the
way to respond isn’t to say that you’re totally cool
with the amount of time you’re spending alone
already. Always pretend you’re up for more.
Always.”
— Larry, 31
14. That I’m all over her because someone else
turned me on.
“Sometimes, a guy comes home Hot because he
saw someone hot on the street, or he was flirting
with his coworker earlier in the day and things got a
little heated. Perfectly natural to get turned on by
someone other than your girlfriend and then go
home to Bleep her; not always necessary to explain
why you’re jumping her bones the minute you walk
through the door.
— Alex, 24
15. That I can tell she’s put on a few pounds.
“It doesn’t bug me when my girl gains a few
pounds. I kind of like it, actually. She always looks
good naked. But I’m not dumb enough to believe a
man can say something like ‘love it that you’re a
little softer on the sides’ without getting smacked in
the face.”
— Derek, 25
16. That I’d much rather stay home and smoke
weed than do date night.
“Date night is basically dinner out with a different
name. Truthfully, I’d always rather stay home,
smoke weed, and order food—it’s cheaper, and
definitely more fun. My girlfriend definitely doesn’t
need to know that.”
— Rick, 37 TC mark

Guys let's hear that one thing about you that you can't tell your girlfriend ......

Too many lists

vizkiz:
the one thing I can't tell my girlfriend is how much I earn

hmm guess dat becos..she isnt in ur lng term plans...

[quote author=vizkiz post=32304185][/quote]wat lips?

the number of people ive slept with