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if you have a girlfriend,definitely there is one thing you will not likely tell her no matter how blunt you are.like....


1.That she isn’t the best I’ve been with in bed.
“Of all the girls I’ve dated seriously, not one has ranked in the top
five I’ve been with, sexually speaking. Still waiting to meet a
Mouth Gig pro who’s wife material.”
— Reggie, 26

2. That I’ve paid for sex before.
“If my girl knew I’d slept with a hooker, or that I got a rub-and-tug
once (and probably will again one day), she’d think I was dirty or
something. As if I’m too stupid to double bag it.”
— Phil, 28


3. That I’m obviously getting a lap dance if I’m going to a strip
club.
“It’s funny how easy it is to convince a woman that you were the
only one who didn’t get a lap dance at the strip club. They want to
believe you’re on your best behavior at every bachelor party—as if
that were even possible—so you might as well feed them the bait
they’re begging for.
— Tom, 32


4. That I watch way more porn than she thinks.
“If my girlfriend knew how often I watched porn, she’d start balling.
She once mentioned a study that said people who watch more than
ten hours a week are sex addicts or something. I mean, c’mon….”
— Brad, 22

5. That I’m into some porn that would freak her out.
“From my experience, the female sex isn’t programmed to
understand why a guy digs the kinky shit he gets of off to.
Personally, I’ve got a thing for Japanese game show porn. If my
girlfriend ever knew, she’d definitely be weirded out.”
— Eddie, 23

6. That I’d like more blowjobs.
“Every guy on Earth wishes he could get more head. Why wouldn’t
he? The problem is that asking for a Mouth Gig is like sitting in a
rocking chari—it gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you
very far.”
— Carl, 30

7. That I dropped the L-bomb prematurely to get her to have sex
with me.
“Listen, I love my girlfriend. I do. But did I love her when I first said
it? Not really. A man will do what a man has to to get laid.”
— Jeremy, 35

8. That my ex is a decent person.
“My girlfriend and I once ran into my ex on campus. Later that day,
I casually mentioned to my girl that my ex was looking great—
happy, you know, and fit. Bleep, that was a mistake. Doesn’t matter
how nice or good-looking a person your ex is. Do not compliment
them in front of your girl.”
— Joey, 20

9. That I think her best friend’s totally fuckable.
“My girlfriend’s best friend has incredible tits and she knows how to
show those things off. Obviously I like it when she’s around. But I
keep that shit to myself. I’ll even agree with my girlfriend if she
says her friend dresses too slutty or whatever.”
— Geoff, 28

10. That I’m not all that respectful when I talk about women with
my male friends.
“When guys hang out, we like to talk about girls—how and why we
want to Bleep them, you know. And we’re definitely not using the
most politically correct language. Every woman’s better off never
overhearing what her man wishes he could do to his favorite slutty
barista.”
— Josh, 32

11. That I know exactly when she’s about to get her period based
on the way she acts.
“The thing about a lady’s cycle is that it’s predictable, right?
Doesn’t matter. You can track the emotional swings all you want
for your own sake but if you ever mention that a woman might be
taking something a little too personally because it’s her time of
month—god bless you, man.
— Marc, 29

12. That she spends way too much time getting ready.
“My girl primps for two hours minimum before a night out. I know
she’s doing all sorts of stuff with her hair and face and she always
ends up looking good, but the end result doesn’t justify the energy
that goes into it in my opinion. You’d think it’s a compliment to
tell someone they shouldn’t waste their time on makeup or
whatever, but no. I almost got dumped for that one.”
— Erik, 33

13. That we don’t really need more alone time as a couple.
“After a certain point in any long-term relationship I’ve been in, the
girl I’m seeing starts saying ‘we need to spend more time together,”
or whatever. I don’t know if it’s because they’re feeling restless or
agitated or needy or what. But I do know that the way to respond
isn’t to say that you’re totally cool with the amount of time you’re
spending alone already. Always pretend you’re up for more.
Always.”
— Larry, 31

14. That I’m all over her because someone else turned me on.
“Sometimes, a guy comes home Hot because he saw someone hot
on the street, or he was flirting with his coworker earlier in the day
and things got a little heated. Perfectly natural to get turned on by
someone other than your girlfriend and then go home to Bleep her;
not always necessary to explain why you’re jumping her bones the
minute you walk through the door.
— Alex, 24

15. That I can tell she’s put on a few pounds.
“It doesn’t bug me when my girl gains a few pounds. I kind of like
it, actually. She always looks good naked. But I’m not dumb
enough to believe a man can say something like ‘love it that you’re
a little softer on the sides’ without getting smacked in the face.”
— Derek, 25

16. That I’d much rather stay home and smoke weed than do date
night.
“Date night is basically dinner out with a different name. Truthfully,
I’d always rather stay home, smoke weed, and order food—it’s
cheaper, and definitely more fun. My girlfriend definitely doesn’t
need to know that.”
— Rick, 37 TC mark

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I'll brb to read it cause it looks like a good read

I didn't get to read all that.

Okay.

well i tot i was the only one to have done no7 lol

AmNotDrunk:
well i tot i was the only one to have done no7 lol

you are not alone, bro...

we all have crossed that bridge..