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much as I distance myself from "Chinese" product because they are believe to be fake, so also I have to run far off from implanted bo*oty and padded bo*oty, because no atom of originality innit. guys from experience how do you tend to recognize them at first sight? #ladiesStayOff

Squeeze the hell out of it

1- Write a Complaint about the nyansh to the Federal Ministry for Women Affairs, stating in not less than 5000 words how it is your business that some girl had a butt implant or is wearing a foam pant which wasn't bought with your money

2- Collect from her the payment receipt of her butt implant or nyansh-pad


3- Take the receipt to the nearest nyash verification center for confirmation, and pay the necessary nyansh verification fees, submit two passport photographs of you and the owner of the nyansh you want investigated and the certificate of your mental fitness issued by Yaba left


4- The Federal Government will appoint two nyansh inspectors to go investigate that asss, after which they are to write a nyansh analysis report in triplicate. .. one of which will be stamped with the Seal of Satan and given to you, coupled with a forensic analysis of her anus and small intestine

nd ow will u knw wen u meet a new bae


will u giv her a bootyshake instead of handshake to confirm if d butt iz real

When her farts ignite

falconey:
spank it hard when it shakes like POMO is not it.

bad guy

sinaj:
nd ow will u knw wen u meet a new bae


will u giv her a bootyshake instead of handshake to confirm if d butt iz real

when saying goodbye,just use style hug her and press the damn butt

SleekyP:
when saying goodbye,just use style hug her and press the damn butt

m sure u will forget d butt feeling wen u recieve a slap

sinaj:
m sure u will forget d butt feeling wen u recieve a slap

Skilled

sinaj:
m sure u will forget d butt feeling wen u recieve a slap

get slapped because he want to examine what he is about to acquire?