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Onemansquad:
i no go deal wit u hia
*bt next time u yarn anyhw i go throw u into d lagoon*

Oba of lagos d 2nd lol

Are you passionate about writing? Do you have stories in your head, but, you can't seem to put them into writing? Worry no more, for someone is breaking down the things to note when writing a story. When you read it, you realise that Chimamand Adichie is no doing anything special, other than write nd research.
https://www.nairaland.com/2252805/want-learn-how-write-stories#32668458
Even as a reader, u cud learn a thing or two, then in future you can also criticise any literary work.
There is also a blog to that effect; https://stayedeyes./2015/04/13/
character-1/
https://stayedeyes./2015/04/13/
character-2/
Hopefully, we can learn one or two things.

Slimzjoe:


You get luck say Oga Dee Update

na cos of u oo...nor try dat tin u jxt tok nw again or elx Lagoon tinx!
Mah go read 1st

Haa! Nkan bee

kai, Jimmy dn jonse big time!
#teamMagaret!
Bring on d games Dee man.
Lovely updates niqqa. slimzjoe!!

Team Maggie . Team Gina .

Jimmy!!!, chaiiiii! i dnt knw wat to say.... wetin Daniel do for am nw? It seems d guy has anoda plan 4 Adeola ooo? Abi it seems he wnts to take Daniel's position in Adeola's lyf............. Abi? , i dnt even knw wat to think sef....... anyway, i will keep my fingers crossed.

y Daniel dey vex 4 Adeola sef, na 50/50 case be dis o.
Daniel nd Christina
Jimmy nd Adeola.
Thanks 4 d updates Dee.
*Kisses *

team#magret

Yeah Dan was right, he owes her no apology

ah for choose #teamtina but she's too emotional, mark de fuckup...
Margaret sha... no
#teamjimmy

Skimpledawg:
kai, Jimmy dn jonse big time!
#teamMagaret!
Bring on d games Dee man.
Lovely updates niqqa. slimzjoe!!

I must see Lifejacket for lagoon

Slimzjoe:
I must see Lifejacket for lagoon

lmao, go n sin no more! @onemansquad, its done!

oga dee, bring on d games

adeh39
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Jimmy!!!, chaiiiii! i dnt knw wat to say.... wetin Daniel
do for am nw? It seems d guy has anoda plan 4 Adeola ooo? Abi it
seems he wnts to take Daniel's position in Adeola's lyf.............
Abi? , i dnt even knw wat to think sef....... anyway, i will keep my
fingers crossed.

y Daniel dey vex 4 Adeola sef, na 50/50 case be dis o.
Daniel nd Christina
Jimmy nd Adeola.
Thanks 4 d updates Dee.
*Kisses *

ma'am, plz kindly desist 4m dz public display of kisses o, nor b only dee dey hia na

Skimpledawg:
ma'am, plz kindly desist 4m dz public display of kisses o, nor b only dee dey hia na

Sir, are u jealous or sumthing? I can kiss Dee anywhere i lyk ooo. Public or Private. No let me change eyes 4 u oooo.

Skimpledawg:
ma'am, plz kindly desist 4m dz public display of kisses o, nor b only dee dey hia na

Sir, are u jealous or sumthing? I can kiss Dee anywhere i lyk ooo. Public or Private. No let me change eyes 4 u oooo.

adeh39:
Sir, are u jealous or sumthing? I can kiss Dee anywhere i lyk ooo. Public or Private. No let me change eyes 4 u oooo.

wz jxt sayin tho, cos next tym, na anoda psn lips wey swt pax dee own u go encounta! ai swear u go savour d taste

To Daniel- you did a good thing by slapping that who.re. How can a full grown man be untimidated just because her father sponsored you in school and you working with her. Do they think its easy to be helped? If he were a dunce and didnt make it with good grade in school, would the company be standing? He has my support in what he do. As for Adeola, let her do her worst. After she is for life a barren bi.tch.

Mark de form baddo for naija ba?? He go see reason wen dem de talk say naija na naija.

Magret and jimmy no new thing, with the way they act i know something must be amis.

Baba nice update.

team chris, team mark, team tina

is idris that easy 2 4get about

dee,na beg I beg,please update

chaii
dee com n update

prettydiva89:
dee,na beg I beg,please update

No be sey I no wan update. In fact, the updates I planned on dropping are so ready, but my phone is dead. Until I charge my phone is when I will update. Shey you get?
And I can't type all over again with this phone I am using now, when I am not drunk. Therefore, you have to bear with me. As soon as I plug my phone into fire, I will update.

Ishilove, I think its high time you helped my ministry. Over 30pages gone and over twenty three thousand views and this thread is yet to make frontpage. Na wa oh
Oga Seun, oya do something about it before I vex.

Oga no vex for me oo....I wish Arabic school dwy as easy as western edu.
As for me #teamTina_Chris...
I hope mark wife no go spoil show for d guy. ....OMS serve me two bottles of coke*I don repent*

--continuation--
By the time Chichi returned to her brother's room, she still met Adeola sprawled to the ground, still in tears.
"Ade.." Chichi called as she tapped her brother's wife.
"Yes?" Adeola replied sitting up.
"Stand up please." Chichi said.
Adeola gave her sister-in-law a searching look before rising up on his feet, afterall, Chichi was always on her side.
"What will you like to take for dinner?" Chichi asked leading her to the bed.
"I am not hungry." Adeola replied weakly.
"But you must eat something, the doctor said you should spend the rest of this weeks eating and taking adequate rest, which is why I am here. You must eat o." Chichi explained.
"Aunty Chichi, you mean I should eat?" Adeola asked.
"Of course you should. You must."
"With this condition that I am? You mean I should eat? Daniel brought a woman home and slept with her on our matrimonial bed just because I was admitted for a few days in the hospital. What do you think would if I was dead? He definitely will re-marry after a day or two. And not just any lady is the lady in question, but Magaret, his secretary. Remember the scandal between them that almost broke our marriage two years ago, are we not set for another divorce process?" Adeola cried.
"Listen to me, Ade. Daniel is married to you, he is your legal husband. Magaret or whatever you called her is just a looser. While you remain his lawfully wedded wife, she only satisfy his sexual cravings, being a side chic." Chichi explained.
"Can't I satisfy my husband's sexual urge? Am I not his wife. I can't stand sharing my man with anybody...." Adeola's voice trailed off.
"But that doesn't stop you from being his wife. And in our family, it is you we know. Every other women in his life can go to hell."
"Now, only God knows where he went to. I pray he encounter no harm on his way." Adeola cried.
"He could have gone anywhere, but believe me, he has only gone to clear his head. He will return to your arms tonight." Chichi consoled.
"Are you sure?" Adeola asked.
"Be rest assured." Chichi replied.
"But, I didn't go overboard with my reaction, did I? I mean, no woman would be happy seeing another woman's underwear on her matrimonial bed." Adeola asked.
"Your reaction was normal, but you were a bit overboard. No matter his offence, you shouldn't have slapped him, he still is the man." Chichi replied.
"You know, Daniel has changed and you know it."
"I noticed the change. I think his babymama is getting into his head. Just like I told you." Chichi said with a triumphant look.
"What do I do?"
"First things first. Do you have plans reporting Daniel to Dad and Mum?"
"No, I will handle it." Adeola replied.
Silence befell the room, save for the ticking of the clock.
"Come and eat first, then we know what step to take." Chichi said dragging his brother's wife out of the room.
"What did you prepare?"
"I saw stew in the kitchen, So I just did Amala." Chichi replied.
"Oh! I was expecting Akpu." Adeola laughed.
Five minutes later, the two ladies were seated at the dinning digging their fingers into the sizzling hot Amala which lay on their plates and the beef stew was dished in another plate.
"How come you got to know how to make Amala this much?" Adeola asked.
"Blame my mum who got married to an Igbo man, but jazzed him and made sure they settled down in Lagos, therefore, denying me the chance to know more about my paternal family."
Adeola was laughing hard as Chichi explained.
"You know, one can't really say if truly you are only related to Daniel because you are from the same mum. Everyone would think you are blood sibling to the core." Adeola said.
"That showed how much love we share." Chichi replied.
Silence enveloped the room once again.
"What about the kidnappers you met about Daniel's son?" Chichi asked as she washed her hand.
"They are waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike." Adeola replied.
"Better o. Cos delay is dangerous." Chichi enthused.

--to be continued--

--continuation--
Tina walked out of her room to meet an already dressed Christopher seated in the living room.
"Are you set?" She asked as he grabbed her car key.
"Yes mum." He replied rising up to his feet to collect his mother's bag.
"Good, lets go." Tina said walking out of the house, Chris following from behind.
As she locked the front door, Chris walked over to his mother car, stared at it for a while before speaking.
"Mum, this car is dusty." He said.
"Not now darling." Tina said as she unlocked the car doors.
"Mum, it won't take me a minute." Chris said persuasively.
"Within a minute, we'll be on the main road already." With this, she hopped into the car and started the engine.
Five minutes into the drive, her phone started ringing.
"Your principal is calling." She said to Chris who stiffened on his seat as his mother picked the call.
"Good morning ma." She greeted.
"Am I on with Miss Christina? Christopher James mum?" The voice of Chris principal boomed.
"Yes ma." Tina replied.
"Don't tell me you have forgotten our appointment this morning..."
"How could I. I am on my way ma." Tina replied.
"Please, be fast. The parents are on my neck. It took the grace of God and the fact that I am well placed in the society before the police agreed to allow me go home yesternight." The principal said. "At least, with your presence, the police will be rest assured of my willingness to coperate. Just that I shouldn't be locked up."
Chris wanted to laugh at his principal, but he couldn't, not with his mother beside him.
"Don't worry ma. We'll get it settled." Tina said assuringly.
"Thank you very much. And how is Chris? Let him be with you for now until the school is sure of his and other student's safety." The principal said before hanging up.
"Poor woman." Tina muttered as she pulled into the Island road which connnects with Christopher's school and Mark's new apartment.
"I thought she used to brag every morning during assembly that no parent could scare her with arrest or whatever because she is well placed. Why is she all jittery now?" Chris asked laughing.
"Chris! Are you okay?" Tina screamed.
"Am sorry mum." He bowed his head.
"She said that because she knew no one could arrest her without following due process. But in the case of what happened yesterday, no matter how well placed she is, there is no coming out. But, mere getting bailed yesterday shows how well placed she is." Tina replied as she pulled up in front of a black gate. She alighted and walked up to the gate. After a minute of discussing with the security man, the gate was swung open and she walked in to see the brand new SUV Mark talked about the previous day. Three minutes later, he walked out of the compound with Tina.
"Hop into the backseat boy." Tina said to Chris who immediatly climbed unto the backseat.
Six minutes later, Tina was seated in front of the school principal, as well as Mark, five police officers and about ten to fifteen teachers in the school hall. Chris stood behind his mother's chair.
"Can you recognise any of the men?" One of the policemen asked Christopher who shook his head in the negative. He was obviously afraid of the men in black. Who won't be? Not after the series of rumours that has been said about them. But a look at Mark's face gave him the much needed confidence.
"Two men were seated with us at the back of the van, two other men were seated with the driver in front. They were all on mask, until one of the men behind us recieved a call from..." Chris tried to remember the name of the man he had called questionaire.
"From who?" A police officer barked.
"Don't you talk to my son like that. Can't you see he is just a little boy?" Tina warned.
"Am sorry Miss." The policeman bowed.
Chris tried to cast his mind back to the events of the previous day, how he wished his mother had questioned him the moment they got home in the evening, because by then, he could still remember everything, word for word. But his mother insisted that he took adequate rest and now, everything had evaporated.
"He said Danny..."
"Danny Lovato?" One of the teachers chipped in.
"Yes Aunty." He replied.
Everyone in the room, aside the policemen, Tina and Mark flinched in fear. They couldn't imagine what the other unlucky boys were facing in the hands of Danny Lovato.
"And you said, one of the security guards assisted them during the abduction?" Mark asked.
"Yes."
"Can you recognise him?" He asked.
"We have him in custody already, same with the teacher who was taking them sports at the time of the kidnapp." A police officer chipped in.
"Good. Send him over to N.A.T.U for questioning. Delay is dangerous." Mark said to the policemen.
"Okay sir." They nodded.

--to be continued--

Sir D,

Well done.......

More grease to Ur elbow....

More wisdom to Ur brain.....

May the shower of blessing be upon U.....

U're indeed a BLESSING to this generation.....

Once more, BRAVO..........

Thank God for Phcn or is it generator.
Nice update.. Crime on top crime.
Thanks for the update boss

Anyways,i still remain #teamtina,chris&mark

Them de book space too for Dee thread niyen?

Psalmwise:
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Chris is a getting a full dosage of what his parents are doing. Thats why i advice anybody on any force not to involve their children in any of their dealings. Now chris is the one that will face the consequences.

OMG. i was thanking God on chris's behalf oly for me to find out dat anoda kidnap is waiting 4 him

let dis tina send her son to a boarding school in anoder state or any of our neighbouring countries... she is putting dis boy in danger