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No space for my yard for Jonah. You fit ask oga Seun. Btw Chidinma tell me say she no see anything

ijustdey:
this guy nah comedian I swell

pls don't burst

bright007:
shoro niyen?

Maami ti de. iya shoro niyen?

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

Chidinma kept it for him

momo22:
OP you washed your clothes for 6hrs, you never wash for one year abi na so u lazy?

OP na dry cleaner.

Emodeee:
Over exaggerated story.

yes, that's obvious but it was very 'sweet' none the less. The OP did well in entertaining us

ibnjarir93:
Women can be so vindictive. A dissimilar but related scenario happened to me about 2 months ago.
My neighbour, a widow, after giving me all the signals of which I refused to take, reported me to my bossom friend, who lived in a different neighbourhood, that I've started smoking & stealing, and that he should warn me to steer clear of her belongings(note that: I've never been caught stealing or smoking by anyone).
So just take it in good faith, and understand how women can be when they are desperate.

So you believe this story!

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

There is a Vacancy in my YARD. However Sister Agnes did the same thing to me a few weeks back. If you have the mind, you are welcome

Dis rily got me laffing lyk a mad woman. Pple around me a thinking if am rily madt . Nice one OP

Kandaha:
There is a Vacancy in my YARD. However Sister Agnes did the same thing to me a few weeks back. If you have the mind, you are welcome

How much is the rent?

Got me laughing. Op u too much

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

na chidinma carry dem wit d towel

nonjebose:
So you believe this story!

His could not be true, but I mine is true.

Hmmm, OP your picture don spread oo. If not, I for invite u come my side.

Na only Paulina dey the other flat.



Buh na she send d pix give me, say her friend been use am do bbm dp...

this should be in the jokes section.

Bros ur signature got me cracking lyk cream crackers

Stvkmicheal:
#Yawn# more lies please

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

LOL,LWKMD.hahahahahahahaha. Narialand is indeed D best Web to ve fun. Guy u r just so funny. Bt i hope say u wear boxers o.

pinkycute:
Yea.... He was the one

Just be sey dat stick wey I see ehn, hmmmmm

njuwo:
How much is the rent?

Baba Mulikat just increased the rent to #1,500 a month as against #1000. You ought to pay 18,000 but cos of God just bring #15,000 for a year.

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

LMAO...pele o...you just made my day

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

OP is not a good liar......










Your towel will not be blown.......

Except you dey sleep like idiot....

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njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

if you close from school early and then washed your cloth for 6 hours, na moon wan dry the clothes for you?

The name of the story should be "Chidinma, and the loose towel"

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

watch out for Part II.

God punish all liars

Kandaha:
Baba Mulikat just increased the rent to #1,500 a month as against #1000. You ought to pay 18,000 but cos of God just bring #15,000 for a year.

Is like Baba Mulikat is your daddy on price reduction o. But how many girls are in the compound?

I no fit stop dy laugh

Oyamilenu ooooo

owolawitola:
Lool! I swear. Which kind sleep be that?? They removed towel from ur body nd u didnt know

bright007:
shoro niyen?

smh for this robot....get a life..

princessdairies:
Hahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhaahahahhahahahah..m..lwkm ooooo

Nice physique ....on the way to becoming fuller.

wolebs0007:
smh for this robot....get a life..

ignores the scumbag