njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

Your English is more funny than your joke itself

did not come out of my house for 5 days .....so who helped u pack ur clothes since u didn't come out for 5days....pls arrange ur fabu well nx time

Chidinma has finally seen what you've been hiding, and begging you to atleast spolash her once but you refused now it was full view free off charge. So, who now helped you get those clothes you spread outside. Lol

o boy, u be comedian. so after all, u finally left the clothes u never wanted your neighbours to steal like Willi Willi. help me tell Chidinma make she send me that dp of your unclothedness.

sinaj:
Where is alberto2k nd cutehector

mama nkechi I am here.. food dey for house?

njuwo:
Is like Baba Mulikat is your daddy on price reduction o. But how many girls are in the compound?

There are 15 girls in the compound. I am the only guy .

Cutehector:
mama nkechi I am here.. food dey for house?

lol whu iz ya mama nkechi

dnt u knw d mother of ya daughter

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

The only chores dat can kill me is Laundry. Can't remember when last I washed any clothes

Ur comment make laugh 2d extend pple ard me thinks something is wrong wit me. Nice1

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

#singing#...any Chidinma, onidi nla, oni ki n gboun lo sinima...

sinaj:


lol whu iz ya mama nkechi

dnt u knw d mother of ya daughter

so watsup, u mentioned my moniker, why?

Cutehector:
so watsup, u mentioned my moniker, why?

wz misin ya

sinaj:


wz misin ya

work work work.. couldn't help it.... Why not add me on whatsapp, my numbr is in my profile

Cutehector:
work work work.. couldn't help it.... Why not add me on whatsapp, my numbr is in my profile

m nt on wasap

sinaj:


m nt on wasap

lol in dis computerized age? I dnt think so... U need download one u knw, it may come in handy to keep in touch wit frnds, lovedones and well wishers... Unless u too wouldn't wana gv me ur number. Dats cool

First of all u washed for 6hrs..even if na ur generation cloth u wash..den u stayed indoors for five days .since is a face me I face u..where hav u been taking ur bath insyd ur rum?.huh? ..abi u no bath dose five days.ur clothes nko how did u spread it..it remained in de bucket for five days..nd u said de gal gave u signal..u be network abi u be wifi..u nid help dude

Kandaha:


There are 15 girls in the compound. I am the only guy .

How are you coping?

njuwo:
How are you coping?

If you can cope why can't I. My brother its not so easy

drnairalov:
give ur life tu christ


This just happened at the U.S embassy

An Igbo man was interviewed at a US
Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ZUBBY: ZUBBY OZOIGBONDU

CONSUL: Sex?
ZUBBY: 6 times a week.



CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ZUBBY: Both male nd female. Sometimes
even camel ooo


CONSUL: Holy cow!
ZUBBY: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?


ZUBBY: Horsestyle, doggie style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ZUBBY: No deer,...They run too fast,

It's an Arab joke. Why did you change it to Igbo?

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

U dey mind am?For 5 days he nor poo,he nor wee,he nor go fetch water,he nor cook.D clothes wey he dey protect 4 outside,wetin cum do am?He said he is protecting his clothes on the line,yet he slept off,while doing that.Is it not same as not protecting it,at all?

prettyJoy22:
LMAO that girl is heartless
But op you sabi sleep Oo,how she take remove ur towel N you no wake

exactly wetin I dey reason. It all looked like made-up story to me... How she take untie d wrapper and OP no even know still dey baffle me.

unite4real:
You wrapped a towel round your waist. you sat down and woke up to find the towel was blown by wind. Only a tsunami or typhoon can do that and you will also have been blown away.

Go and tell this stories to the marines please.

the guy no even sabi lie sef.
1. He said that he closed early that Friday and washed for 6 hours. Let's just assume that he closed early around 11am and got home around 12pm. Assuming he start washing the moment he got home without resting, then he must have finished washing by 6pm by which the sun must have set and there will be no sun to dry the cloth... I bet he still went ahead to spread out the cloth. Good! He read newspaper for 30 minutes (assumption) and fell asleep for another 30minutes. By which time 7pm don nack and everywhere don almost dark finish... I am sure PHCN no gv them light, who come dey watch d guy for inside d darkness..
2. He slept and breeze blow d towel away. And he later said in d closing paragraph that Chidinma returned d towel. Na breeze carry am or na Chidinma. If na breeze carry am then it is either OP is using him mama wrapper as towel or he is using d cheapestTowel in d world cos towel is too thick for breeze to carry for inside room unless na cyclone. If na Chidinma then he should have lock her inside d room and give am wetin she want when she returned d towel cos I know see any other thing she dey expect when she return am.
Finally, what happened to the clothes outside etc. Too much question begging for answer. Let's hope OP provides d answers in Part 2 of Chidinma and the loosed towel.

People dey lie shaa

gerrara here meeen

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

hahahah hahahahahah.. wowww wow wowww.hope Dis is just fiction...dearie u just brightened up my day..can't stop laffing..tnx for putting smiles on Dis sad face....

diplomatvicky:
hahahah hahahahahah.. wowww wow wowww.hope Dis is just fiction...dearie u just brightened up my day..can't stop laffing..tnx for putting smiles on Dis sad face....

You are welcome sweetie.