1. Profile name: SmackDaddy, ImaPlaya,
FunAllNight, and anything that ends in
“69.” If we were solely looking for s*x,
there are specific websites for that. Even if
you say you’re a gentleman who likes
kittens and cuddling, your profile name
says otherwise.
2. Bathroom Mirror selfie: I might look at
your abs for a second but I’ll fixate on your
pile of laundry and dirty tub in the
background. Want to turn me on? Clean
your bathroom. Likewise, take a minute to
look at what is in the background of your
pics. That photo of you and your girl on
your night stand? You might want to put
that away.
3. Picture of your boat/car/bike/pet/
favorite sunset: I guess these are nice
photos if you are looking through a
magazine, but we are interested in who
YOU are. Do you really want a woman who
is only interested in your material things?
You should have at least one full-length
photo and another showing a toothy smile.
Sadly, we have enough experience to
question the close-lipped smiles. And
those group photos? We shouldn’t have to
guess which one is you.
4. Generic Bio: Let me guess… You work
hard and play hard. You can get dressed
up or be comfortable in jeans. You love
music and you hate drama. Your kids
mean the world to you. Sound familiar? It
sounds familiar to us, too. Get creative!
Ask a friend to help you. Ask your kids to
describe you. A little effort goes a long
way.
5. No bio, no pic: That means you’re
married or in a committed relationship.
Bye.
6. Impersonal personal messages: “Hey
sexy. Wanna chat?” No, I don’t. I can bet
that you’ve sent this to every other female
that is currently online right now. Read my
profile, and send a personalized message
based on something that interested you.
It’s probably the most important reading
comprehension quiz you’ll ever take. (See
#9)
7. Grammar and spelling: Your profile
should not look like my teenaged
daughter’s text messages. I’m sure you’re
educated, and that is a turn on for many
women. You won’t be graded on your
writing. But consider that u could b
missing out on a gr8 woman bc u rite like
dis.
8. Conflicting data: One picture shows you
running some sort of muddy, fire leaping
marathon with bulging muscles. The next
one is you with “a few extra pounds” (Fifty
is not a few, by the way!). Do you still
have the ZZTop beard? Which one is most
recent? These are not necessarily deal
breaker photos, but represent yourself
honestly. No one likes surprises on a first
date. (See #3 regarding toothless smile.)
9. Seeing your profile on every dating site:
Wait, if I see your profile on various sites,
then I’m on every site too, right? No. I can
Google your screen name and the magic
of searching gives me a list of websites
that have your screen name registered to
it. How can you be on a fetish site and a
religious site at the same time? Decide
what you are looking for, and then get
serious about dating.
10. Relationship baggage: We all have
some, but it’s important to not let old
baggage affect new relationships. If the
baggage keeps reappearing, learn from it,
and keep it in the past. No one wants to
read about your bitterness, nor do they
want to pay the price for your past hurts.

things guys do, or things that gals do


bros na gals do am pass

in fact na dem start am

#teamonlinedating

agarawu23:
#teamonlinedating

Seconded

. all this list? smh head for OP

youngsahito:
1. Profile name: SmackDaddy, ImaPlaya,
FunAllNight, and anything that ends in
“69.” If we were solely looking for s*x,
there are specific websites for that. Even if
you say you’re a gentleman who likes
kittens and cuddling, your profile name
says otherwise.
2. Bathroom Mirror selfie: I might look at
your abs for a second but I’ll fixate on your
pile of laundry and dirty tub in the
background. Want to turn me on? Clean
your bathroom. Likewise, take a minute to
look at what is in the background of your
pics. That photo of you and your girl on
your night stand? You might want to put
that away.
3. Picture of your boat/car/bike/pet/
favorite sunset: I guess these are nice
photos if you are looking through a
magazine, but we are interested in who
YOU are. Do you really want a woman who
is only interested in your material things?
You should have at least one full-length
photo and another showing a toothy smile.
Sadly, we have enough experience to
question the close-lipped smiles. And
those group photos? We shouldn’t have to
guess which one is you.
4. Generic Bio: Let me guess… You work
hard and play hard. You can get dressed
up or be comfortable in jeans. You love
music and you hate drama. Your kids
mean the world to you. Sound familiar? It
sounds familiar to us, too. Get creative!
Ask a friend to help you. Ask your kids to
describe you. A little effort goes a long
way.
5. No bio, no pic: That means you’re
married or in a committed relationship.
Bye.
6. Impersonal personal messages: “Hey
sexy. Wanna chat?” No, I don’t. I can bet
that you’ve sent this to every other female
that is currently online right now. Read my
profile, and send a personalized message
based on something that interested you.
It’s probably the most important reading
comprehension quiz you’ll ever take. (See
#9)
7. Grammar and spelling: Your profile
should not look like my teenaged
daughter’s text messages. I’m sure you’re
educated, and that is a turn on for many
women. You won’t be graded on your
writing. But consider that u could b
missing out on a gr8 woman bc u rite like
dis.
8. Conflicting data: One picture shows you
running some sort of muddy, fire leaping
marathon with bulging muscles. The next
one is you with “a few extra pounds” (Fifty
is not a few, by the way!). Do you still
have the ZZTop beard? Which one is most
recent? These are not necessarily deal
breaker photos, but represent yourself
honestly. No one likes surprises on a first
date. (See #3 regarding toothless smile.)
9. Seeing your profile on every dating site:
Wait, if I see your profile on various sites,
then I’m on every site too, right? No. I can
Google your screen name and the magic
of searching gives me a list of websites
that have your screen name registered to
it. How can you be on a fetish site and a
religious site at the same time? Decide
what you are looking for, and then get
serious about dating.
10. Relationship baggage: We all have
some, but it’s important to not let old
baggage affect new relationships. If the
baggage keeps reappearing, learn from it,
and keep it in the past. No one wants to
read about your bitterness, nor do they
want to pay the price for your past hurts.

I fully agree.....guys of nowadays jus murder english a lot...

bros why u de fall our hand naw?

all those things u mentioned are done by gals not guys