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Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl - Romance - Nairaland

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Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 1:24pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hello pretty damusel,

I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people.

Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys).

I am Ifeco international! Importa & Exporta.
I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.

My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.Ifeanyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker.

I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it.

I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel.

I wulu make you di CEO, president, and
first lady of di conglomerate.

All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me.

As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the specialg race of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.

Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.

Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.

A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d
biggest boutique in Onitsha?

I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.

Your loving faithfully,
Ifeanyi
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by ddaammyy(f): 1:29pm On Apr 30, 2015
Lmao! grin kai u havu finishy dem! Lol
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by FLAWLES(f): 1:35pm On Apr 30, 2015
sad
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Acekidc4(m): 1:35pm On Apr 30, 2015
Damn this is so Funny!!hehehehehehegringringringringringringringringringrin
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Mprex(f): 2:08pm On Apr 30, 2015
lols.
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by faith551(m): 2:13pm On Apr 30, 2015
In fact you are an importer, exporters, transporter, three quarter, helicopter, .......... Even reporter joingrin
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 2:15pm On Apr 30, 2015
Nne baby, any motor u see dem write "goods only", na my papa get am.
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Sandydayz(f): 2:40pm On Apr 30, 2015
grin grin This is hilarious....
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by stinggy(m): 3:16pm On Apr 30, 2015
Your loving faithfully,
Ifeanyi embarassed
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 3:21pm On Apr 30, 2015
stinggy:
Your[b] loving faithfully,[/b]
Ifeanyi embarassed
grin grin



All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. grin grin grin


What if the babe rejects this wonderfully written letter sad embarassed
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Agbgift(f): 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2015
Lol cheesy grin
For u to know all the streets in China, you are indeed a big boy cheesy
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by stinggy(m): 3:32pm On Apr 30, 2015
chimkaire:
grin grin



All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. grin grin grin


What if the babe rejects this wonderfully written letter sad embarassed
Maka why? Who will reject such a man of 'timber and plywood'?
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 3:34pm On Apr 30, 2015
stinggy:
Maka why? Who will reject such a man of 'timber and plywood'?
grin it happens sha grin grin
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by micktoxin(m): 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2015
Lol Funny write up @op
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 3:38pm On Apr 30, 2015
Be like say business is thé way,all this book should sit now...ifeanyi insonorisation join u
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Blackfire(m): 3:51pm On Apr 30, 2015
Ok o,,, wait for yoruba toasting.. Tribal war loading...*runs out*
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by ShirelleBaby: 4:15pm On Apr 30, 2015
This is soo funny!!!


INFACT BABY,TAKE ME
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by AsanwaKC(f): 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2015
reply...Okey..just load 5million for my account and your request will be granted. cool
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by ronald4lif(m): 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hahaha! Umu otuu kwenu. cheesy grin
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by BIBblacboy: 5:04pm On Apr 30, 2015
he seriously needs dis

Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Saraben(f): 5:52pm On Apr 30, 2015
hehehehehe importa and exporta
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 6:37pm On Apr 30, 2015
cc: lalasticlala
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by soulminister(m): 7:04pm On Apr 30, 2015
NNE espeakikwala ozo. this na a once in a life time opportunity to be my asa mpete nwa
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 7:29pm On Apr 30, 2015
AsanwaKC:
reply...Okey..just load 5million for my account and your request will be granted. cool
Utum ego aburo nsogbu, just Take Me
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 7:33pm On Apr 30, 2015
Blackfire:
Ok o,,, wait for yoruba toasting.. Tribal war loading...*runs out*
Tribal what? what does tribe war or calling Yoruba have to do with this thread?

Please clear your mind
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by baralatie(m): 7:50pm On Apr 30, 2015
grin
everywhere I go na Godwin!
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 30, 2015
Wicked!
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by lyntiffany(f): 10:10pm On Apr 30, 2015
My reply to him -mu onwem ga rove gi ma oburu na ego ndi ocha gi ga na eru m aka obim oma.
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by Nobody: 11:05am On May 01, 2015
lyntiffany:
My reply to him -mu onwem ga rove gi ma oburu na ego ndi ocha gi ga na eru m aka obim oma.
hehehe Umunwanyi na ego
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by lyntiffany(f): 12:03pm On May 01, 2015
Freenzy2k:
hehehe Umunwanyi na ego
nnam atakwala anyi uta nah ihe Nwanyi Ji ego eme erika. Oburu go did so ihe anyi nah asa na aru, nke ahu ezugo iji gba ala cheesy
Re: Letter From Onitsha Guy To Onitsha Girl by IamOdin: 12:17pm On May 01, 2015
this one z correct "atakata agba awaa"
grin grin grin
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