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cut007:
I NO FIT IGNORE ANY MAN UTD MATCH, EVEN PRE-SEASON FOR WOMAN. I WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY OF SWEETMOUTHING HER TO ALLOW ME GO WATCH THE MATCH. IF SWEETMOUTH NO WORK, I LIE! IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT! WOMEN ALWAYS BELIEVE ME BECAUSE OF MY INNOCENT LUK, LOL!!! (NA GODWIN)

Your F9 own nai go worse pass . Lol shows ur a die hard fan. What if she is in labour room about to give birth. Will u still ignore her 4 football match?

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls

Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

make I die if I no watch match because of my gal, a gal who really loves me will watch a football match with me... why she go even test me in the first place.... Sey she sef pure ni ... abegi

lol. we Dnt want to get hurt but u guys can pretend like mad

I don't tink dat lady exist for me to miss matched like el classico. If she no join me watch am make she go sleep na. And in d aspect dat she ignores my calls jst to test me...she go really old o. No b only she fine pass for dis world na. Many single chics out dere re willing to date me

I love being tested by women.

This is why.

Women are funny. Very very funny. Sometimes, these shït love tests they dish out to guys are actually a test for control. Most times, they do these things because they want to know if you can or cannot be (easily) controlled.

So a smart guy should always be ready to take the advantage. Learn how to play such girls at their own game. Since you already know what she’s expecting from you, you are now at liberty to confuse her by choosing to do the opposite anytime you so wish, that is to say, choose when to play along by succumbing and when not to by thwarting her game.

This confusion will keep her intrigued as she’ll keep on wondering why you are so unpredictable and different—from other guys—even as her attraction towards you builds up.

Your unpredictability also introduces a slight element of danger in your relationship which is good for you as a man because that way, she will never take you (or your love) for granted.

And that, coupled with the knowledge that she doesn’t really understand you nor can she frustrate you is what makes you so irresistible.

Oh, and you are still wondering why they say girls love bad boys?!

Waitin for a counter thread

bregeard:
make I die if I no watch match because of my gal, a gal who really loves me will watch a football match with me... why she go even test me in the first place.... Sey she sef pure ni ... abegi

Hahahaha. Some gals no mind oo

2scorehigh:
I love being tested by women.

This is why.

Women are funny. Very very funny. Sometimes, these shït love tests they dish out to guys are actually a test for control. Most times, they do these things because they want to know if you can or cannot be (easily) controlled.

So a smart guy should always be ready to take the advantage. Learn how to play such girls at their own game. Since you already know what she’s expecting from you, you are now at liberty to confuse her by choosing to do the opposite anytime you so wish, that is to say, choose when to play along by succumbing and when not to by thwarting her game.

This confusion will keep her intrigued as she’ll keep on wondering why you are so unpredictable and different—from other guys—even as her attraction towards you builds up.

Your unpredictability also introduces a slight element of danger in your relationship which is good for you as a man because that way, she will never take you (or your love) for granted.

And that, coupled with the knowledge that she doesn’t really understand you nor can she frustrate you is what makes you so irresistible.

Oh, and you are still wondering why they say girls love bad boys?!

Yes bro. Lol. Yes they love bad guys becos of their stylish stricts

wristwatch:
Bros. U don do the needful jawe. If me self leave her sorry ass for important match. Haba nah live match nah. She can wait after it jor.

by nw dt gal go kw say boys fit miss sex for match..


Imagin baka n madrid dey play ucl final n u miss d match due to ur gf.smh oyo na ur case when boys b gistn d match d nxt day..no time for oda tins for me wen it cms to match..if I can skip church for ucl match,who is dt gal dt I will miss match cos of her?

StarryV:
Woky am already on my knees praying for your future wife...

Lol!

Pls be my wife.

hadanssah:
A woman knows when a man loves her she is not confused to mistreat him to know if he loves her or not, Only girls do this stuff to guys women do not do such.A woman would allow a man show her he loves her and protect her.All u men lyi g up her saying u can not miss a match for a date with a woman all of u are just bunch of dry pretending sticks who have not found a woman you love, when au are down with a woman you won't know when u cross ur lines to please her so abeg make u a no dey lie to una self

you're probably right....buh when it comes to particular matches... like an united against any of the top four teams or El classico.……she just has to give in..... and let's be honest here.. if the girl/lady truly loves the guy Shuu? she will never ask a guy to choose between her and a classico match or utd vs Chelsea.. all girls/ladies knows the fact that the only thing guys love after Girls and money is Football..... lobatan.... Bae try to curb me from that? we gonna put a full stop on our letter

plus let us be honest here the classico match is fucking live..... why would I wanna miss BBC with j.Rodriguez VS MSN with Iniesta ..... LIVE!!!. jhor o..... when it's not Nigeria vs Ghana,or qpr vs burnley ……Abeg o....a real girl would atleast try and be supportive of that single thing a guy likes as much as he loves money.... FOOTBALL!

woky:
Lol!

Pls be my wife.

Hahahahaha You gotta be kidding me

StarryV:
Hahahahaha You gotta be kidding me

I'm not.

Still reading!!!!!!

kolocat:
No games, I'm not testing you at all

What's up kolocat?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
They do all that and still get dumped

abi o

Bro, not only insecure girl. All girls do that. Haba u must be tested by them nah. See u

Hmmm hmmm not all gals do that,I don't do it and that doesn't mean my bf won't respect me,all the above is really childish to me

whizqueen:
Some guys will pass all these yet they are still players

some very baaaad guys. lols.

whether its a test or not..if u r d one type dats always submitting to girls demands.. She is just gonna label u ''a weakling'' .. There are many fishes in d river.. Aint nobody's puppet