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NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Was this supposed to be a joke?
If yes, then it failed in it's quest.

vjsmiles:
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loooooool..... D tin dry sha..

missclasssy:
Was this supposed to be a joke?
If yes, then it failed in it's quest.

hey!! what are you doing in every thread, why are you not in church to praise baba God hun

Midehi:
hey!! what are you doing in every thread, why are you not in church to praise baba God hun

I don't do religion.

Hahaha my brother. Make ppl for day follow up o

I really don't get your point for opening this thread?

missclasssy:
Was this supposed to be a joke?
If yes, then it failed in it's quest.

hmm the thing pain u sha. E just be like say na ur experience be that. Tho the thing too much. If it were brief it would have made much sense

missclasssy:
I don't do religion.

oh!! really..noted

Old school...See this 2005 nairaland thread... You would laugh and laugh. https://www.nairaland.com/1053/nairaland-mobile-phone-wap-2.0