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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by kenex4ever(m): 9:21am On May 05, 2015
Emodeee:
rokiatu is a very good example. E go be like say mk un.dress her yansh mk u begin dey fvck am.

Y will smbdy upload only yansh as dp? Is she nt trying to stir up controversy and at d same time seek attention.

Rokiatu's yansh is d talk of d day on nairaland. Who doesn't knw rokiatu has a big yansh? Den u r sitting on fence.


Lala247, she hs d freshest laps on nairaland.
And u say mk boiz no gv them likes? Who else go gv them likes?

I knw sm ladies are jealous right nw.


u probably open many accounts and b gifting them with likes. I only like d females' pix with d fewest likes (out of pity)
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:23am On May 05, 2015
dearpreye:


It was great......You didn't reply my PM. So much to say Bro!
I did bro..have you checked your email??...
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:24am On May 05, 2015
STPEACE:
na who get that pix??
. . Thought it was Oyin's....
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:25am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:
. . Really?... Why are u so stingy with a common portrait?.... Jeeeesus!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:26am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

Lmao...Finally, i got back my husby cheesy

Good morning sweery..how's your night?



Lol, it was and yours?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:28am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Thought it was Oyin's....
oyin commit crime. So he/she dnt want any1 to see his/her face.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 9:29am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:



Lol, it was and yours?
Splendid!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:33am On May 05, 2015
Emodeee:
rokiatu is a very good example. E go be like say mk un.dress her yansh mk u begin dey fvck am.

Y will smbdy upload only yansh as dp? Is she nt trying to stir up controversy and at d same time seek attention.

Rokiatu's yansh is d talk of d day on nairaland. Who doesn't knw rokiatu has a big yansh? Den u r sitting on fence.


Lala247, she hs d freshest laps on nairaland.
And u say mk boiz no gv them likes? Who else go gv them likes?

I knw sm ladies are jealous right nw.


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Mehn!.... About Rokiatu and lala247.... Em two the pull traffic for "likes".....
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:35am On May 05, 2015
STPEACE:
oyin commit crime. So he/she dnt want any1 to see his/her face.
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Lol.... What kinda crime would a pretty dame commit?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:40am On May 05, 2015
kelvine:
You are for real bro just like me. For me if a lady has more than 4000 friends on facebook I don't bother adding her or accepting her friend request except we are close friends offline. If a lady doesn't reply my messages in a chat or does so with K or smiley, I delete straight. That way I stay cool with genuine friends only.

na so o, no time to waste

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mcowubaba: 9:41am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol...unprolific dreams of banging FB girls...
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Funny enof, this has nothing to do with one being matured!...
Yeah.....I see 'so called' Mature men asslicking some female miscreants...
I am not a misogynistic but I hate unworthy hero-worships to the female populace....
If a lady or a man should be 'asslicked' or 'praised' it should be based on quality, merit nd credibility (eg. Oprah, Beyonce, Omotala, Adichie, my Mother, your Mother cheesy e.t.c) not based on 'figure 8 or aesthetic beauty'. Eg. Most girls on my frnd list...nd even here on Nairaland...
But dats not my headache, I don't worship any bae anywhere, m just pissed off by the actions of most of my fellow males...
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 9:41am On May 05, 2015
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:42am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:





Your performance was bellow average. I'm done with you
your picture on your dp might give you 80% chancetongue

try upload your pix OK?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:44am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

Hey husby, tell that dude you joking now before it's too late!
hmmm he knows the reality already. so no shaking for u.

BTW what are we? undecided
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Pinocchioo(f): 9:46am On May 05, 2015
Princecalm:
Conclusion: people are being sentimental about the female folks status whether it is reasonable or not.
nice one
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:56am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
your picture on your dp might give you 80% chancetongue

try upload your pix OK?




I see, you love her more
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 9:57am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Uhmmm... You're very pretty!... This is just what I've been longing to see.. BEAUTY!
na people like u make dem open this thread. Do u have to paste that picture here without her permission?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:57am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
hmmm he knows the reality already. so no shaking for u.

BTW what are we? undecided




Friends, I'm your love
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 9:58am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol.... What kinda crime would a pretty dame commit?
pretty dame? Have you seen her before??
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 9:58am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:





I see, you love her more
so be sincere I will love to see your pix. how can u make it possible?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 9:59am On May 05, 2015
Mcowubaba:

Yeah.....I see 'so called' Mature men asslicking some female miscreants...
I am not a misogynistic but I hate unworthy hero-worships to the female populace....
If a lady or a man should be 'asslicked' or 'praised' it should be based on quality, merit nd credibility (eg. Oprah, Beyonce, Omotala, Adichie, my Mother, your Mother cheesy e.t.c) not based on 'figure 8 or aesthetic beauty'. Eg. Most girls on my frnd list...nd even here on Nairaland...
But dats not my headache, I don't worship any bae anywhere, m just pissed off by the actions of most of my fellow males...
Gbam!

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by JoeCutie(m): 10:00am On May 05, 2015
repogirl:
lol, abeg I am curious as to what that one reason might be.
You're going back to school with your sister; same school, same level, same everything almost. They give you 10K, give her 25K. 2 weeks later, they call her, "Hey angel, do you still have money?". After one month, they never call you oh, okay you manage call them after two months, "Hello, dad I need some money". He replies, "You have to manage yourself well, things are hard these days". What injustice! embarassed

That's the ONE reason - Preferential treatment. You'd begin to wish you were a girl. embarassed undecided grin

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 10:00am On May 05, 2015
Mcowubaba:

Yeah.....I see 'so called' Mature men asslicking some female miscreants...
I am not a misogynistic but I hate unworthy hero-worships to the female populace....
If a lady or a man should be 'asslicked' or 'praised' it should be based on quality, merit nd credibility (eg. Oprah, Beyonce, Omotala, Adichie, my Mother, your Mother cheesy e.t.c) not based on 'figure 8 or aesthetic beauty'. Eg. Most girls on my frnd list...nd even here on Nairaland...
But dats not my headache, I don't worship any bae anywhere, m just pissed off by the actions of most of my fellow males...
thumbs up

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 10:01am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
so be sincere I will love to see your pix. how can u make it possible?
my friend, go back to politics. All these pdp guys too like women.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 10:04am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
hmmm he knows the reality already. so no shaking for u.

BTW what are we? undecided
What are we? sad
You getting on my nerves o!


Infact, no food for you today!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 10:05am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

What are we? sad
You getting on my nerves o!


Infact, no food for you today!
hahahaha.... just teasing ugrin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 10:06am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
so be sincere I will love to see your pix. how can u make it possible?



I don't like taking pix, I'm not photogenic
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 10:07am On May 05, 2015
Caseless:
my friend, go back to politics. All these pdp guys too like women.
hahahaha. na APC I be o. lol
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 10:08am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:




I don't like taking pix, I'm not photogenic
it doesn't mataundecided

that's why mhizkel is having upper hand than u. I can see her and she can see me toocheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Caseless: 10:09am On May 05, 2015
JoeCutie:
You're going back to school with your sister; same school, same level, same everything almost. They give you 10K, give her 25K. 2 weeks later, they call her, "Hey angel, do you still have money?". After one month, they never call you oh, okay you manage call them after two months, "Hello, dad I need some money". He replies, "You have to manage yourself well, things are hard these days". What injustice! embarassed

That's the ONE reason - Preferential treatment. You'd begin to wish you were a girl. embarassed undecided grin
I won't even contemplate this. Menstruation, child-birth , sagging-breas't , make-up, everything...

I'm happy God created me a man.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 10:10am On May 05, 2015
Hahahaha, This post done make one person add 1like for my pix.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 10:10am On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
it doesn't mataundecided

that's why mhizkel is having upper hand than u. I can see her and she can see me toocheesy


Sorry love , I can't

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