He is trying to remain

Who cares anyway

His fedora hat + his posture at whatever angle it is captured, makes him look an like an utter m0r0n.

Am so happy Nigerians kicked out this disgrace of a being.

Ezenwammadu:
GEJ my man still working in his last days

GEJ sacking people in his last days.

BUSHHUNTER:

So you are SS

AA

He is just trying to remain

Who cares anyway

haters gon hate

Caseless:
He should follow that rail-line down to that small village in bayelsa. We are tired of seeing him.

Speak for yourself Mr.

Samchelsea:
A man of class!.....history will forever judge you right and if ever you are opportuned to hold another political office in Nigeria again please watch those you surround yourself with especially those from the north

Who dash am political office. Give this man 10 more chances, he'll still repeat the same leadership style, that's him. Make e waka go jare

Hmm! The last dayz of the Otueke man. Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

mass transit my ass...THUNDER FIRE JONATHAN.....jonathan,never again...

socialmediaman:


Who dash am political office. Give this man 10 more chances, he'll still repeat the same leadership style, that's him. Make e waka go jare

your opinion

himkers:


Otu Nne gi there

dnt u biafrans have any oda line than "otu nne" nonsense

Vorp:
AA

Sometimes think with hindsight before talking...even if the trains are outdated you can see that the real good thing is the fact that rail tracks are there now to ease movement and decongest roads...over time as it happens everywhere in the world old trains get replaced by new ones but the real good news are the rail lines that will put people to work and food on a few more tables....but you just can't see beyond your nose

Vorp:
see train like keke Maruwa,some useless mofos will praise him for this.

U are a biological accident. A waste of human skin, do u realise that man u insult is your president. I wonder what your whoreeee of a mother taught u. Useless street urchin.

Caseless:
if you are not a raped jackal, how does your stony show of 'drunkeness' connects to this thread?

Because you are a retardded muslim filth that believes this sh1t

Just reminding you of your core foolishness.

Shalom!

Fuckkk you Mr Jonathan... We are tired of seeing your black ugly face. You represent nothing but a curse to this nation called Nigeria.


Get the Bleep back to your village.


I hate remembering you.!!!

de man na mumu!

Caseless:
He should follow that rail-line down to that small village in bayelsa. We are tired of seeing him.

2 Emoticons are absolutely haram

According to Muslim Internet Forum Multaqa Ahl al Hadeeth, “Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.” Additionally, “A woman should not use these images when speaking to a man who is not her mahram, because these faces are used to express how she is feeling, so it is as if she is smiling, laughing, acting shy and so on, and a woman should not do that with a non-mahram man. It is only permissible for a woman to speak to men in cases of necessity, so long as that is in a public chat room and not in private correspondence.”Source: Jihadwatch

5
Football
The Fatwa: Football fatwaNo, not even the beautiful game is safe from stupid fatwas. As part of a government drive to eliminate frivolous fatwas, the Saudi newspaper Al Watan lampooned one very real edict setting out new rules for football. Ridiculous demands included “do not play with 11 people like the heretics, Jews, and Christians”, and “play in your pyjamas or regular clothes (because) colored shorts and numbered T-shirts are not Muslim clothing”. Especially ridiculous is the edict to “remove the crossbar in order not to imitate the heretics and in order to be entirely distinct from the soccer system’s despotic international rules.”Source: “A Fatwa on Football”, The Guardian, Monday 31 October 2005.

4 Vaccine
The Fatwa: Infidel VaccinePolio is actually increasing in India, Nigeria, Afghanistan and Pakistan. Why? Because an anti-polio fatwa by anti-Western clerics forbid Pakistani children from immunizations, because the clerics are saying the vaccine is a conspiracy to make Muslims sterile. Ironically, it’s the clerics’ plans that would produce this result, as dead/paralytic kids don’t breed all that much. Source: “POLIO ERADICATION: Looking for a Little Luck”, Roberts Science 6 February 20093
Nudity and Sex
The Fatwa: Rashad Hassan Khalil: No Nudity for Sex In 2007, the former dean of Islamic law at al-Azhar University in Cairo issued a fatwa that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage between husband and wife. Debate was immediate. Suad Saleh, head of the women’s department of Al-Azhar’s Islamic studies, pleaded for “anything that can bring spouses closer to each other” and Islamic scholar Abdel Muti concurred, saying “Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy.”
For his part, Al-Azhar’s fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar backpedaled and said that married couples could see each other naked but should really cover up with a blanket during sex. Source: SimplyDumb2
Urine
The Fatwa: Sheik Ali Gomaa: Urine FatwaAccording to Egypt’s Grand Mufti, Sheikh Ali Gomaa, drinking the urine of Muhammad is deemed a great blessing. What, they have a lot of this stuff lying around, going to waste or something? Remember, Muhammad never claimed that he himself was divine—so why does his piss have magic properties? Failing to pass the laugh test with Muslim scholars, Mufti later recanted, saying it was only his “personal opinion”. Source: “A Fatwa Free-for-All in the Islamic World”, New York Times, Michael Slackman Published: Monday, June 11, 20071
Breastfeeding
The Fatwa: Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the WorkplaceIn May 2007, Ezzat Attiya wondered how unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together. His answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime. Attiya’s

RevDesmondJuju:

[size=18pt]Fatwas that prove Islam and Muslims are retardded[/size]

1. The Earth is flat and Stationery with the Sun rotating round it because illiterate mad man Mohammed said so in his Terror Manual aka Koran.


In a 2000 Fatwa titled “The Transmitted and Sensory Proofs of the Rotation of the Sun and Stillness of the Earth”, Saudi Arabian Grand Mufti Sheikh Ibn Baaz asserted that the earth was flat and disk-like and that the sun revolved around it. He had insisted that satellite images to the contrary were nothing but a Western conspiracy against the Islamic world.

Source: Al-Ahram Weekly Issue 477, 13-19 April, 2000.

Hey bro, in as much I support GEJ, I don't castigate other religion. This is definitely out of religion question. Keep ur criticism simple and constructive. 'They will see' with their eyes.

kayjasper:
Fuckkk you Mr Jonathan... We are tired of seeing your black ugly face. You represent nothing but a curse to this nation called Nigeria.


Get the Bleep back to your village.


I hate remembering you.!!!

Itchy Vag? You need Vagisil

Samchelsea:
your opinion

15 million opinions

My love for this man thou !#NoHomo

Some of you have no shame at all.

Hahaa, a locomotive of 1960's and some of you are here jumping up

Is it because the picture is not showing the front view?
Just go view it on Channels News cast. It's a shame, really.

omenka:
He be like dem swear ontop dis man with this funny hat. Chai.

Probably the last lie he'd tell before his exit. He should inspect it well though, for that's the train that would convey him, his family and his personal effects back to his mansion in Otuoke.

Oya children of anger, I've commented. Come have dinner.

Take note boy, you guys are the children of anger. Thanks

socialmediaman:


15 million opinions

yea including the under-age voters in the north

omenka:
He be like dem swear ontop dis man with this funny hat. Chai.

Probably the last lie he'd tell before his exit. He should inspect it well though, for that's the train that would convey him, his family and his personal effects back to his mansion in Otuoke.

Oya children of anger, I've commented. Come have dinner.

do you really have a means of livelihood with the amount of time you spend on NL.

Omenka, you really need a job, stop spending your precious time online because Se.un is raking in millions here and you are busy doing e-fights

demantruth2:

Some of you have no shame at all.

Hahaa, a locomotive of 1960's and some of you are here jumping up

Is it because the picture is not showing the front view?
Just go view it on Channels News cast. It's a shame, really.

Who stopped you from building a bullet train?

Consumer without produce

And he must have used this project to steal billions of naira... Afterall stealing is NOT corruption.