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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by demmy0325(m): 11:21am On May 11, 2015
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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by omoharry(f): 11:23am On May 11, 2015
I want to first ask this BOBO if ee no dey fart or shit....abi na gold ee dey shit? VAIN VAIN VAIN GUY...that is what is..the best he would have done was to just plead with you that he does not like people farting in his present becos of the foul smell...beside you even told him you were having stomach issues,yet he still refuse to reason with you..na really pikin you be dey date before...Did you say he was talking about marrying you without even trying to come to terms with how his every day life would be like with his partner...that man no be man yet...na still pikin wey still dey sag trouser i guest...A real man does not break up a relationship over normal thing of life which is by default a part of our existence...abeg leave am...he does not deserve you....A real man will come your way....ok? ee nor easy shall but you will soon get over him.
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by JayJustus(m): 11:36am On May 11, 2015
OP..take note maybe you have a really humongous uku and it really destroyed his car...the bigger the yansh the smellier the fart...or wait...you could have used that angle 270 style to fart...whereby you release some, take a break, release the other...turn to the other yansh lobe release that one all at once...it won't smell... been using this technique since 1995..never failed one day
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01(op): 11:41am On May 11, 2015
omoharry:
I want to first ask this BOBO if ee no dey fart or shit....abi na gold ee dey shit? VAIN VAIN VAIN GUY...that is what is..the best he would have done was to just plead with you that he does not like people farting in his present becos of the foul smell...beside you even told him you were having stomach issues,yet he still refuse to reason with you..na really pikin you be dey date before...Did you say he was talking about marrying you without even trying to come to terms with how his every day life would be like with his partner...that man no be man yet...na still pikin wey still dey sag trouser i guest...A real man does not break up a relationship over normal thing of life which is by default a part of our existence...abeg leave am...he does not deserve you....A real man will come your way....ok? ee nor easy shall but you will soon get over him.
omoharry , Seriously, u hav sed it all.
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by DuchessLily(f): 12:38pm On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:
Abi, wats ur advise for her ?
I would advice her to be happy and thank God for delivering her Frm such a guy (imagine being married to DAT kinda person)

Then move on with her life, pray and she will get a better person.

And She should continue being natural ( abi is it not natural to fart) cheesy. Or d guy want her to pretend??

Pple r in d hospital cos they can't fart.. hehehehe
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01(op): 5:08pm On May 11, 2015
JayJustus:
OP..take note maybe you have a really humongous uku and it really destroyed his car...the bigger the yansh the smellier the fart...or wait...you could have used that angle 270 style to fart...whereby you release some, take a break, release the other...turn to the other yansh lobe release that one all at once...it won't smell... been using this technique since 1995..never failed one day
Lmao! U need prayers!
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01(op): 5:09pm On May 11, 2015
DuchessLily:
I would advice her to be happy and thank God for delivering her Frm such a guy (imagine being married to DAT kinda person)

Then move on with her life, pray and she will get a better person.

And She should continue being natural ( abi is it not natural to fart) cheesy. Or d guy want her to pretend??

Pple r in d hospital cos they can't fart.. hehehehe
Lol! Na true O!!!! If 1 goes to d hospital, 1 will be amaze at the simple tinz we do are what some pple "re hospitalized for just coz they can't do it
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Davedonrich(m): 9:13am On Nov 01, 2016
lol
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by LePrezident(m): 10:25am On Nov 01, 2016
He's immature.
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Escabado: 11:08am On Nov 01, 2016
I'm also that kind of guy , if I want to fvk a girl and she tells me she wants to piss first before we do the thing , after she finish pissing I will not have that urge to fvk her again. I think girls should learn how to hide such things from men .because most men don't like girls showing there dirty dealings , changing pad in our present and other stuff like dat . I personally can dump a girl because of it
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Escabado: 11:10am On Nov 01, 2016
Eniqurl:
Lwkm
I'm also that kind of guy , if I want to fvk a girl and she tells me she wants to piss first before we do the thing , after she finish pissing I will not have that urge to fvk her again. I think girls should learn how to hide such things from men .because most men don't like girls showing there dirty dealings , changing pad in our present and other stuff like dat . I personally can dump a girl because of it
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01(op): 6:02pm On Nov 02, 2016
Escabado:
I'm also that kind of guy , if I want to fvk a girl and she tells me she wants to piss first before we do the thing , after she finish pissing I will not have that urge to fvk her again. I think girls should learn how to hide such things from men .because most men don't like girls showing there dirty dealings , changing pad in our present and other stuff like dat . I personally can dump a girl because of it
this is really surprising! if you plan on getting married to 1 woman happily someday, then such thoughts wont cross your heart! they are human after all,
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by MsFaith: 7:14pm On Nov 02, 2016
Escabado:
I'm also that kind of guy , if I want to fvk a girl and she tells me she wants to piss first before we do the thing , after she finish pissing I will not have that urge to fvk her again. I think girls should learn how to hide such things from men .because most men don't like girls showing there dirty dealings , changing pad in our present and other stuff like dat . I personally can dump a girl because of it
you are not ready bro.
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