Velocitron:
What the OP's complaining about is what is happening in this thread

Nice profile pic .. Are u Colgate Ambassador

ligopedro:

Nutty U .. Why not Rat Hair ...

you want make he groundnut dey smell by, me no dey oh, sleep wel oh, i don go sleep

Halimi25:

First of all MODERATOR U ARE AN IDIOT_FOR BANNING ME AND LEAVING THESE OTHER MOFOS
@worreva Mr man u are stupid_&boring
I hate pple like u
Go&impress miss ade with ur big grammar lil boy&
Sod off me

Will it kill you to know that.. I dont know that miss* from Adam

Just stop hating and we can be friends
Lol big grammar you say..

Pls what is Dayum

bankai2015:
you want make he groundnut dey smell by, me no dey oh, sleep wel oh, i don go sleep

Okay Dear . Kindly FFlw back .. Sweetdream

Inkman:


Will you kill yourself when you find out i dont even know that miss* ive never come across her before on this forum till today..

Lassie when you grow older, you'd understand better...

It was entertaining to watch you burn..
Have a pleasant nightmare

U overrate urself lil boy
What did u really achieve in d last 2hrs??
Nothing!!!!!
I alone went against 8 monikers&am still d last person standing
Unscathed I may add

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

Hmmmmmmm Eru yi po oooo

Halimi25:
U are an idiot_ Get it into u thick skull u mofo I aint going anywhere Can't u c how stupid_u are?? Fighting 4 a woman simply becos she has a big butt U are dense mehn

Lol... Now you want to blackmail me with "fighting a woman line"
I aint fighting with you lassie.. Just watching you throw up in fits

On a personal level, Some women are gifted arsenal wise. Some will deliberately wickedly package it just for the attention.Damm, I've seen overload and as a person with flair of appreciating the extra ordinary things of life I look at it like a work of art not that cos I wanna hit it. Lord knows I have an aversion for fat.

I've also amused myself on some overloads with wrong packaging and practically struggling to walk.

I've to ask a friend of mine gifted in such region how she daily manages to cope with day to day living with such overload attached and she rightly joked back- same way men manages to cope with our Rods- classic. I laughed so hard that day.

Whenever she's around me she will be pointing out the extra ordinary ones for me to see. This earth will sure be boring without the ladies input.

I celebrate all our gifted aunties and mamas.

Inkman:


Will it kill you to know that.. I dont know that miss* from Adam
Just stop hating and we can be friends Lol big grammar you say..
Pls what is Dayum

Friends with u?? After disparaging moi 4 d last 2hrs?? Over my rotting corpse

MoNickk:
it can be really embarrassing but I love my figure. The most embarrassing for me was when a nepa man who was on top of a ladder was busy calling out after me. I wanted to swear for him that day.

Ur own no dey striking abeg. Be unto you according 2 ur faith. Receive big meat in d right places

Make una try go to bed and rest now! This one wey Nepa give una light.

Halimi25:
Friends with u?? After disparaging moi 4 d last 2hrs?? Over my rotting corpse

Oh in that case.. I'll gladly write the epitaph on your gravestone.. Now you wouldn't have a choice

Than to thank me

Jambsupport:
Is this all about moving d ecomony forward?

Merely looking at ur pics,i'm already tripping for u. you've got Nikky Minaj's shape... Gosh.

MoNickk:
it can be really embarrassing but I love my figure. The most embarrassing for me was when a nepa man who was on top of a ladder was busy calling out after me. I wanted to swear for him that day.

Nice bootay- hopefully you can take the D like a Boss.

Jambsupport:
Is this all about moving d ecomony forward?

Hey, I've got something for you. Reach out.

lepasharon:


Eyya... does it sexually torture you when women dress to kill? Sorry oo

the moment then had effects on the gurl with huge humps not me. I only gave my perception on why it was that embarrassing for her.

Nneka123:
Why are people going crazy over my lips?

It's just a lips

I prefer the boobs over the lips. They are just shouting for nothing.

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MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

All hail 4 u! Your hips don't really lie . I must say feeling is an understatement!




Cheeeers

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

But you're not even a big booty chic Just somewhat slightly less than average. Considering the kinds of big booty chics i've met, I can't stare at your type of butt, and nothing more than a 3-seconds glance at best. If only you know what big boot chic really means. The one I saw last whilst driving, oh my god, I hurriedly packed my 550HP by the road side, and followed her behind on foot for some minutes to catch a proper view of the magnificence of her butt's anatomy. Sounds shameless and ridiculous but who cares, that's what big booty does to a man's mind, it crashes the system temporarily or permanently sometimes. I also recall parking another time, I walked the girl straight up to her house and dropping some weird pickup lines along the way. The eyes she gave me, you could tell she knew it wasn't my fault I was acting that way, that her plus-sized curvy watermelon thick a$$ were the cause . No joke, once you go big booty chic, you ain't going back. They're the best and if she happens to have big boöbs too, then you've hit the jackpot


You would be an abnormal man, to see a type like this and not stare hard

Yes I know when me n my hubby are in the grocery store, I see guys would switch over from isle to isle. So embarrassing..

Honestly a phat bum does it for me. I could care less about facial features. All you need is a phat bum and you're set. The only other feature I'm high on is girls with round head and round, bulging foreheads.

Jambsupport:
Really?

Trust me

JUNIT1:
I decided to comment here because I noticed no one else commented after writting such a long speech.. take a heart. Have a nice day dear

u wicked , chai diaris God o

Enahi:
@op this your story is very dry. Seems u want Nairaland guys to know u have big butt,do you know how many ladies on Nairaland have big butt? I pity you,your topic will make all Nairaland guys to disturb and insult you.

Halimi24:
look into d mirror right now&repeat these words
Jonwesley is an idiot_
Miss warreva aint poo.she is fat&shld hit d gym

Why the hating?

I dnt get why you just dey vex

Wetin happen?

If u no carry back tell us na make we pray make God dash you small

MoNickk:
that last part wasn't really necessary.

But she called him a fool_ right?

Stop being bias.

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

Picture of your butt at the back... Show us or we believe you are lying and trying to seek for silly attention.

Halimi24:

ohhh u back boo boo??
Why shld I upload my pic when I aint lookin 4 validation from thirsty males??
Painment abt wat??ur ugly look??
from ur look&nepa man story I know ur ghetto level darling
Dayum!!!!look at those stumpy legs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Go easy on the girl, will ya ?? You even haff bad mouth gan sef

Has Rokiatu commented yet?

O boy, what have I walked into? I need to do a serious U-turn cause this place is....