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I'm a 33 years old university graduate of technology. I'm very handsome(this is no flattery). I don't want to add that I'm intelligent, because I use to tell myself that, 'if a man is wise, why is he poor?' I'm a Christian (Christianity is a mystery whose positive impacts can't be denied; I'm just missing some rules, I think). My ideals are so vast that no one in my family believes I'm heading somewhere enviable. Instead of detesting them, I realized I need to become a formidable force in this life and liberate them all. I teach in a secondary school currently, earning crumbs. One of my setbacks or a fly in the ointment is that I want a woman that will love me, and help me find a good living. My mind seems closed to intimacy, but that loneliness never stopped hounding me like an evil fiend. Let that destined woman find me, and I will cling to you forever.

You didn't add your best quality
Lazy man*rolls eyes aggressively*

You deserve below award.

"Laziest Man of the week"

Princessonelove:
You didn't add your best quality
Lazy man*rolls eyes aggressively*

I know I have best qualities: I'm a graphic designer -- using Corel Graphic utilites and Adobe illustrations. In this present day Nigeria, when it comes to public speaking, no one does it better than me. Go to Police Training School, Oyin-Akoko, I designed their certificate and logo in 2013, they will tell you my name. I was contracted for spreadsheet documentation of all Primary School teachers in Akoko North West local government area, Ondo State by Local govt Universal Basic Education Authority in 2014. I hav many things to tel u.

Daseed4:
I know I have best qualities: I'm a graphic designer -- using Corel Graphic utilites and Adobe illustrations. In this present day Nigeria, when it comes to public speaking, no one does it better than me. Go to Police Training School, Oyin-Akoko, I designed their certificate and logo in 2013, they will tell you my name. I was contracted for spreadsheet documentation of all Primary School teachers in Akoko North West local government area, Ondo State by Local govt Universal Basic Education Authority in 2014. I hav many things to tel u.

are u strong sexually? I think that's what she meant. Abeg I'm a guy o.

lrguru:
are u strong sexually? I think that's what she meant. Abeg I'm a guy o.

14 years!

With all these, do you still need this advert?

I was being sarcastic. In layman's term, you're lazy and a woman pant(potokiri).

Princessonelove:
I was being sarcastic. In layman's term, you're lazy and a woman pant(potokiri).

Did u read before judging?

Daseed4:
I'm a 33 years old university graduate of technology. I'm very handsome(this is no flattery). I don't want to add that I'm intelligent, because I use to tell myself that, 'if a man is wise, why is he poor?' I'm a Christian (Christianity is a mystery whose positive impacts can't be denied; I'm just missing some rules, I think). My ideals are so vast that no one in my family believes I'm heading somewhere enviable. Instead of detesting them, I realized I need to become a formidable force in this life and liberate them all. I teach in a secondary school currently, earning crumbs. One of my setbacks or a fly in the ointment is that I want a woman that will love me, and help me find a good living. My mind seems closed to intimacy, but that loneliness never stopped hounding me like an evil fiend. Let that destined woman find me, and I will cling to you forever.

You need a partner. Have you got business ideas? If not think of one, make it convincing enough, then you may find your destined business partner with whom you can become a formidable force.

About the issue of women, have you considered that lady who loves you just the way you are and is willing to support you all the way?

Princessonelove:
You didn't add your best quality
Lazy man*rolls eyes aggressively*

I don't think he is lazy. He asked for a connection to a good job from the female folks because he believes that's where he could easily get it. however, he forgot that a girl who could get him such job is either the daughter of the company CEO or his ho. In the case where its the latter, would he still marry her as he claims?

Princessonelove:
I was being sarcastic. In layman's term, you're lazy and a woman pant(potokiri).

I'm nt lazy, I insist.

biznus:
You need a partner. Have you got business ideas? If not think of one, make it convincing enough, then you may find your destined business partner with whom you can become a formidable force.

About the issue of women, have you considered that lady who loves you just the way you are and is willing to support you all the way?

I havnt found her. D girl dt ever supportd me was nt my fiancee; asking her 4 love would be seen as gold digging.

jcmaiah:
I don't think he is lazy. He asked for a connection to a good job from the female folks because he believes that's where he could easily get it. however, he forgot that a girl who could get him such job is either the daughter of the company CEO or his ho. In the case where its the latter, would he still marry her as he claims?

I dnt tink we can run away frm slavery in life; u make up for it in other ways.

ArchEnemy:
With all these, do you still need this advert?

No matter how big a fish is, it can't survive outside an aquatic habitat.

Skills and Academic prowess most often do not translate into financial success. Be bold. Go and start a small business. It will grow. Women are attracted to success and of course money.

Is this a poem?
Anyway you are already over 30years old and you must have served otherwise I would have suggested you to serve in Nasarawa state. The governor is ready to give you a job as long as u marry a lady from the state.

Now that you are in dire need of a job if you even find a lady that can help you get a good job you will most likely marry her but the marriage will hardly survive the storm that comes in marriage because your judgement of the lady's character would've been clouded by your desire so you may not know how to cope with the reality. Marry for the right reasons or marry for any reason you desire but be ready to tke responsibility for what ever happens after.

Brugo:
Skills and Academic prowess most often do not translate into financial success. Be bold. Go and start a small business. It will grow. Women are attracted to success and of course money.

I have started building something dt is very certain to change my story. But I get paranoid yesterday when my Dell laptop startup failed. I formated it, but I discovered that if its batery is low before switching it off, it fails again. I bought dt laptop during NYSC. Since I have no one to turn to, posting this humbling resolve became inevitable.

basisop:
You deserve below award.

"Laziest Man of the week"

Seconded.

Folksyharry:
Is this a poem?
Anyway you are already over 30years old and you must have served otherwise I would have suggested you to serve in Nasarawa state. The governor is ready to give you a job as long as u marry a lady from the state.

Funny u.

Now I know.... ThE world is definitely going to an E.N.D

2dice:
Now I know.... ThE world is definitely going to an E.N.D

It definitely was nt creatd to last.

Daseed4:
It definitely was nt creatd to last.

u think.... it was .... We change d clock our sef

Hahaha Woman wrapper!
That was how one Nairalander added me on whatsapp....begging me to help him find a job by using my feminine nature! I couldn't believe my eyes!! He wanted me to help him chyke and seduce CEO's... I thought he was kidding at first until he started laying out the most unbelievable and annoying steps on how to go about it. I spoke some senses into the guy's brain but he's too dumb to comprehend anyways.
Chaiii....if you think you can find a job this way, you are on a long thing!

Is time I begin to get my story prepared also, it really works on NL

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahaha Woman wrapper!
That was how one Nairalander added me on whatsapp....begging me to help him find a job by using my feminine nature! I couldn't believe my eyes!! He wanted me to help him chyke and seduce CEO's... I thought he was kidding at first until he started laying out the most unbelievable and annoying steps on how to go about it. I spoke some senses into the guy's brain but he's too dumb to comprehend anyways.
Chaiii....if you think you can find a job this way, you are on a long thing!

So u leave him to die of hunger?

Daseed4:
I'm nt lazy, I insist.

Dude ignore them nitwits.

When life batters them they will realize it doesn't matter who got you the job but what you stand to gain from it

Daseed4:
I know I have best qualities: I'm a graphic designer -- using Corel Graphic utilites and Adobe illustrations. In this present day Nigeria, when it comes to public speaking, no one does it better than me. Go to Police Training School, Oyin-Akoko, I designed their certificate and logo in 2013, they will tell you my name. I was contracted for spreadsheet documentation of all Primary School teachers in Akoko North West local government area, Ondo State by Local govt Universal Basic Education Authority in 2014. I hav many things to tel u.

If you have achieved all these things, why do you need a woman to help you find a job?
What makes you think a woman will guarantee you that job?

Braintouch:
14 years!

lol