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i have a boyfriend, shit! i fucking know that before i approach you

The one that makes me almost explode is; Me:Helo, Sarah. How are you? Sarah:fine Me:ok, how was your day? Sarah:fine Me:Did you go to work today? Sarah:yes Me:av u eaten tonight? Sarah:yes Me:wah are you doing now? Sarah:nothing, u? Me:same Sarah:k That's wen I just explode!!

[quote author=agarawu23 post=33903847][b]when you ask a lady what's the problen and she said "nothing" please don't persuade her to say it… yes at least you'll save the money she might ask

Cutehector:
Especially "whateva"

Chhhaaiiiii i hate it when a gal tells me that.....it annoys me alot

Maybe u should date people u can deal with. People u dont hav to tolerate. And people that are not damn bitches...like guys. I think that would suit u. Ur so rude.

ProphetUdeme:
ur opinion is not needed ma'am. Like what teempakguy said. We just need to tolerate u damn bittches. Ur uncanny attitude irritates us

When they give u monosyllabic response consecutively How are you? Fine How was your day? Fine How did u see that food? Fine How are your parents? Fine How is the headache u complained about? Fine It stabs me to my bone marrow...Very boring and an interest killer

agarawu23:
when you ask a lady what's the problen and she said "nothing" please don't persuade her to say it…

With the way women behave, they'll be begging men to even talk to them soon enough. Some of them just behave like animals that escaped from the zoo. I no blame them..nah some mumu men dey fall our hands cos of abuna.

Insult my mother? Heaven go fall that day.

ahsekeena:
Yeaaaa...how u been?!

ve been goood....tho ... thought u travelled or so ...

bstringz:
The one that makes me almost explode is;
Me:Helo, Sarah. How are you? Sarah:fine. Me:ok, how was your day?
Sarah:fine; Me:Did you go to work today? Sarah:yes; Me:av u eaten tonight? Sarah:yes; Me:wah are you doing now? Sarah:nothing, u?
Me:same; Sarah:k; hat's wen I just explode!!

[size=14pt]But seriously what responses do you expect when you ask questions like that?? Certainly the answer to a question like 'Have you eaten' is either Yes or No bro[/size]

Annoying things guys say to gals

Ur bo.obs en as.s r nt big,why : Is she the one dat created herself??

U don't scream en moan wen I f**k u,why? : Do u want her to pretend to be enjoying it while she isn't??

Why is ur friend more beautiful than u : Dint u see the friend before u approached her??

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Are you pained or what?

Teempakguy:
Ahem. So, we men love women. We love to hug them(vampire dairies) we love to bash them(naira land) we love to straff them( ) However, there are some things that women do that sometimes make us want to connect their heads with a nice brick at high speeds.
The below is a list I compiled when I was bored. About some of the most annoying things women can say to men. Enjoy.


1. You're not my type.

Lol. A guy spends a lot of time to check you out and finally finds time to approach you for wooing, only to suddenly be lectured about compatibility. Okay, there is nothing wrong in just saying, I'm not interested, I have a boyfriend already, i'm born again . . .etc . . must you insult his intelligence by implying that he does not know how to choose people he woos? The worst part is, most girls even say this to guys they like! Why When you say this to a guy, he and his friends will make fun of you for hours . . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

I'm a virgin . . . but . . . _dildos . . .

Okay, not funny abeg. We really don't care about that. I mean, I can't even explain how dumb of an excuse that is. How are we to know that that "Love Machine" was not actually an erect joystick? Are you trying to trap us with dogma? We should just trust you abi? Stop dreaming. If you are not a virgin, then you aren't . . . . it's much better to just admit that the kitty cat has been . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mother . . . .(insults)

What ever you do in your life, insulting a man's mother will be one of the worst choices you can ever make. We respect our mothers and love them a lot. This does not make us immature or stupid as some would opine. It is simply a case of not being an ungrateful bastard. Even if a guy has his mother under gun point and it seems like he is going to shoot her, don't insult her. Or he might shoot you instead. Why? Because she totally took care of us before we were tall, dark, handsome, rich, pinklipped, smart . . . and before you came into the picture.
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mates are out there . . .

Ahhh . . . . the above is a very bad way to begin a sentence. Especially when talking to a guy. You simply do not compare a man to other men. That's really annoying. In other words, he is a slowpoke, he is not up to the societal standards, right? No MAN will ever take that poo from you. There are other ways to make a man to do whatever you want. Insulting his self worth by comparing him to his mates is very dangerously annoying. By the way, what about you? Your mates are out there dating iyanya and you are here straffing his broke ass. Gbam!
Just stop as you are reading this

you are like a brother to me . . .

A.K.A, the declaration of Friendzone. Well, it's not a good statement. Especially if he really has behaved like a brother to you. I mean, isn't it obvious? Who does that if not for the . . . prize?
Actually, this is more of a dilemma. It's obvious you can't fall in love with all of your male friends. So, if one of them asked, it's kind of natural to tell them the above, hoping that will make them happy. . . . well, IT DOESN'T! it is a lot better to just say the truth. That you have no feelings for them. But Wetin? Like a broth . . . are you kidding me?
Just stop as you are reading this

How do I look?

First off, we are not fashion designers. Second, you have your own eyes, and a mirror. Third, no matter what we say, you are going to wear whatever you like. The third is why it is really annoying. I mean for crying out loud, jusy ten minutes before the outing, she asks if this blue dress looks good on her, you nod enthusiastically, only for her to go in and bring ANOTHER! While asking the same question! Wtf?!!
Just stop as you are reading this

nothing

You look worried or angry and sad. Out of the love he has for you, he asks what the matter is. You say nothing. Yes, saying nothing is very annoying to guys. First, we know that is a blatant lie. Second, we know that if we pretend to believe you, you will get annoyed. Third, we know that if we let you know that you just told a blatant lie, you will get annoyed. Fourth, we know that if we try to guess, you will get annoyed. Now, tell me, who would not get angry with this knowledge?

There, I'm out of ideas, let me drop my pen and open the floor to additions, spacebookings, bashings, derailings, etc . . . .

thou has well said.

creepsyme:
thou has well said.

[color=navy]thank you ma'am. [/color]

them be mumu

Caseless:
Insult my mother? Heaven go fall that day.

[color=navy]hahaha lwkmd!
Oga tosyne2much, come and see oh![/color]

[quote author=SuperSuave post=33914051][/quote]u tink u can just book space abi

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]hahaha lwkmd!
Oga tosyne2much, come and see oh![/color]

he can't use his writing skills to change the situation. Don't even bother calling him....

The ones I hate most...

* I am ok...when deep down she feels like strangling me..

* Have fun with the girls....makes me feel I am the greatest womanizer..

* U seem busy...chai that knocks me off..makes me feel like I have been playing around..

* Can you afford me?....Damn! Who the f*ck are you...?

*Guys cheat a lot ...ehen and who does the guys cheat with?

*I am not like those your cheap friends.....see aba made dey form turkey!!

Make I rest here...

InMyOpinion:
[size=14pt]But seriously what responses do you expect when you questions like that?? Certainly the answer to a question like 'Have you eaten' is either Yes or No bro[/size]

Nigerians#smh# have u chatted to a white chick before or a Nigerian girl that has brains?a question like "how was your day?" can get a better response like "it was great, I met a friend and it was kinda funny. Lol" now that's cool compared to "fine". And this girl is someone u had known for a while oo, not someone u just met o.

InMyOpinion:
[size=14pt]But seriously what responses do you expect when you questions like that?? Certainly the answer to a question like 'Have you eaten' is either Yes or No bro[/size]

Nigerians#smh# have u chatted to a white chick before or a Nigerian girl that has brains?a question like "how was your day?" can get a better response like "it was great, I met a friend and it was kinda funny. Lol" now that's cool compared to "fine". And this girl is someone u had known for a while oo, not someone u just met o. Now with that kinda great response we can build on the chat, based on that response. You get bro?

ProphetUdeme:
ur opinion is not needed ma'am. Like what teempakguy said. We just need to tolerate u damn bittches. Ur uncanny attitude irritates us

Nigga you go hard! Damn! Next drink on me. It can't be that bad bro.

One thing I hate is NAGGING, seriously. It even turns down my sex drive, I am in a position to make sweet love to you then all of a sudden you start acting stoopid' let me see your phone' 'your mates have a better job' .

Trust me, its suicidal being with a nagging woman. If you notice the signs, QUIT. The pussy aint worth the stress or trouble. No woman apart from your mother should give advice on how to live your life. You are the man, you are in charge, take dominion.

Girls dont play tough on aristos like they do to us their future husband.We guyz go brush our teeth with scouring powder just to make sure we dont have mouth odour when we want to kiss her.Meanwhile,one aristo with brown teeth go dey suck her tongue and she no go complain.Make God open my eyes well to know who deserves to be my wife.

ProphetUdeme:
ur opinion is not needed ma'am. Like what teempakguy said. We just need to tolerate u damn bittches. Ur uncanny attitude irritates us

oboy? are u gay?
I love them girls jare...imagine life with out women haba na

Talk of the most confused beings, many of them ended up not getting married ...

BuddhaPalm:
Stop taking them too seriously and they can never annoy you.

Treat ALL of them like your 2-year old niece.

Chop knuckle.When you are too obsessed with a girl her manners hurts you so bad.

bstringz:
Nigerians#smh# have u chatted to a white chick before or a Nigerian girl that has brains?a question like "how was your day?" can get a better response like "it was great, I met a friend and it was kinda funny. Lol" now that's cool compared to "fine". And this girl is someone u had known for a while oo, not someone u just met o.

I can relate with this. Times I just wonder why the average Naija lady has to be incredibly boring on social media. Why nau, with all the education and exposure? Reorientation of the Naija lady's attitude on Social media is well in order, but who get that time? There's just too many of them........

#whatever

ProphetUdeme:
ur mates are out there.

Another one is my ex was very handsome
whatever etc an so forth. Mehn i really hate those miserable creatures called girls

Are u gay?

Teempakguy:
Ahem. So, we men love women. We love to hug them(vampire dairies) we love to bash them(naira land) we love to straff them( ) However, there are some things that women do that sometimes make us want to connect their heads with a nice brick at high speeds.
The below is a list I compiled when I was bored. About some of the most annoying things women can say to men. Enjoy.


1. You're not my type.

Lol. A guy spends a lot of time to check you out and finally finds time to approach you for wooing, only to suddenly be lectured about compatibility. Okay, there is nothing wrong in just saying, I'm not interested, I have a boyfriend already, i'm born again . . .etc . . must you insult his intelligence by implying that he does not know how to choose people he woos? The worst part is, most girls even say this to guys they like! Why When you say this to a guy, he and his friends will make fun of you for hours . . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

I'm a virgin . . . but . . . _dildos . . .

Okay, not funny abeg. We really don't care about that. I mean, I can't even explain how dumb of an excuse that is. How are we to know that that "Love Machine" was not actually an erect joystick? Are you trying to trap us with dogma? We should just trust you abi? Stop dreaming. If you are not a virgin, then you aren't . . . . it's much better to just admit that the kitty cat has been . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mother . . . .(insults)

What ever you do in your life, insulting a man's mother will be one of the worst choices you can ever make. We respect our mothers and love them a lot. This does not make us immature or stupid as some would opine. It is simply a case of not being an ungrateful bastard. Even if a guy has his mother under gun point and it seems like he is going to shoot her, don't insult her. Or he might shoot you instead. Why? Because she totally took care of us before we were tall, dark, handsome, rich, pinklipped, smart . . . and before you came into the picture.
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mates are out there . . .

Ahhh . . . . the above is a very bad way to begin a sentence. Especially when talking to a guy. You simply do not compare a man to other men. That's really annoying. In other words, he is a slowpoke, he is not up to the societal standards, right? No MAN will ever take that poo from you. There are other ways to make a man to do whatever you want. Insulting his self worth by comparing him to his mates is very dangerously annoying. By the way, what about you? Your mates are out there dating iyanya and you are here straffing his broke ass. Gbam!
Just stop as you are reading this

you are like a brother to me . . .

A.K.A, the declaration of Friendzone. Well, it's not a good statement. Especially if he really has behaved like a brother to you. I mean, isn't it obvious? Who does that if not for the . . . prize?
Actually, this is more of a dilemma. It's obvious you can't fall in love with all of your male friends. So, if one of them asked, it's kind of natural to tell them the above, hoping that will make them happy. . . . well, IT DOESN'T! it is a lot better to just say the truth. That you have no feelings for them. But Wetin? Like a broth . . . are you kidding me?
Just stop as you are reading this

How do I look?

First off, we are not fashion designers. Second, you have your own eyes, and a mirror. Third, no matter what we say, you are going to wear whatever you like. The third is why it is really annoying. I mean for crying out loud, jusy ten minutes before the outing, she asks if this blue dress looks good on her, you nod enthusiastically, only for her to go in and bring ANOTHER! While asking the same question! Wtf?!!
Just stop as you are reading this

nothing

You look worried or angry and sad. Out of the love he has for you, he asks what the matter is. You say nothing. Yes, saying nothing is very annoying to guys. First, we know that is a blatant lie. Second, we know that if we pretend to believe you, you will get annoyed. Third, we know that if we let you know that you just told a blatant lie, you will get annoyed. Fourth, we know that if we try to guess, you will get annoyed. Now, tell me, who would not get angry with this knowledge?

There, I'm out of ideas, let me drop my pen and open the floor to additions, spacebookings, bashings, derailings, etc . . . .

ndisime.