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Kachisbarbie:
Nah.
He isn't...
Never was...
He was in the process of convincing me how he can the best man I would ever meet.

Emperoradrian:
hian! See dis lizard d cover her face....who wan see ur face kwan......agent of destruction,u d snatch ur frend guy wit no2 abi,God is watchin u on GoTv.

Lala247:
Lol y u dey laugh

The thing funny nah!! But that ur short tale go make brain if na u oo.

Tiny towel, picks up charger, rest is history.

kinglekan:


The thing funny nah!! But that ur short tale go make brain if na u oo.

Tiny towel, picks up charger, rest is history.

Cutehector:
lol ...
My girlfrnd.. Trypa says she gona report me to u...


Girlfrnd no whr to be found...

Kachisbarbie:
Nah.
He isn't...
Never was...
He was in the process of convincing me how he can the best man I would ever meet.

Lala247:
Lol no an ex friend of mine did it ..

WTF!! She did it to you?
Hope she didn't get your man after that?

kinglekan:


WTF!! She did it to you?

Hope she didn't get your man after that?

Lala247:
Lol nooo ... He didnt like dark skinned girls so was turned off .. But i dumped him later sha

Huh!! Turnoff??

You were dating a racist bae!!!

Cutehector:
lol watsup? Hav u won yet?

wristwatch:
Lol I neva try am before oo

kinglekan:


Huh!! Turnoff??

You were dating a racist bae!!!

wristwatch:
;D our queen. Wetin funny o!

I wan contest for mr nairaland

wristwatch:

Nice one Boss!!

Jollyjoy:
guy 4 sale!! Gals contact me 4 details! Just 2cent nd u are good to go bt beware. He be BROKE DUDE.

Lala247:
Hmmm number 4 chizus Op ur head they there
Now that is keyyyy

Pls my ppl make i gist u
From when a friend walks out of the bathroom with tiny towel and comes into the room u n ur bae are chilling bends down n picks up phone charger ... (D rest is history) nah number 4 be that .. That can reck happy home hmmm

They are dangerous Op nice one ..

I know say u go know am

Trypa:
LolZ don't worry I know where to fine her

Lala247:
Lol nah its london guys some have a type of chic n dey dont sway .. Nah him biz
But he was mixed so mayb dat y * shrugs*

Mhizkel:
That number1 is totally demoni c..
I used to have a friend who does that..She spends all her hard earned money on herbalists in other to snatch people's partners!
When number1 is not involved, only boys could be snatched ..Real men can't be snatched...What's yours, will forever be yours

Kachisbarbie:
how many times would we tell you people, that a human in a relationship isn't a phone, HB pencil or handbag that can be snatched?

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A friend tried one trick way back sha.
She told me, this guy is too soft - you need an alpha male. I said uh'huh...i'm aware.
Then she said, his money might be yahoo yahoo...I still said i'm aware .
Then she started sneaking to go see him. My guy go come see, then insist she follows us out. I say warris happening here bikonu?

one day while gisting, she got carried away and said "that their house in the village, they just furnished it and left it to be wasting".

I sat up, 'babe calmdown...how did you know their house in the village?'

You know the rest na. She tried to twist my head with explanation _ I refused to be discombobulated.

Aunty Kachisbarbie blowing grammar since the days of Lord Lugard


I wish say me sef fit dey apply dis ur grammar for my write-ups

tohpahz:
How u con take know all these??

tosyne2much:
Aunty Kachisbarbie blowing grammar since the days of Lord Lugard


I wish say me sef fit dey apply dis ur grammar for my write-ups

jrerico1:
A guy will woo them they'll resist, and be pursuing their friend's. #Confused

wristwatch:
Nah so people dey ask from me.

Dem no know say I know some of it frm u my love.

Teempakguy:

[color=navy]it's disappointing though.[/color]

Ipledge:
Hmmm,u self dey among

pinkiberry:
am guity of number 2~coverface~

Hmmm number 4 chizus Op ur head they there
Now that is keyyyy

Pls my ppl make i gist u
From when a friend walks out of the bathroom with tiny towel and comes into the room u n ur bae are chilling bends down n picks up phone charger ... (D rest is history) nah number 4 be that .. That can reck happy home hmmm

They are dangerous Op nice one ..

tosyne2much:
Lord have mercy on us (guys)