Want to seduce a girl with words? here are the 20 dirty questions to ask a girl over text and you can make her do all the sexy
1. Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk sex if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative.

2. What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention.

3. Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else.

4. What do you wear when you go to bed? OR What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too sexual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself.
If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start.

5. What do you think you look sexiest in? Get her to talk sexual by talking about her sexy clothing. It’s flattering and definitely sexual.

6. Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person, you can avoid any uncomfortable situation at the start.

7. Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Girls have a thing about sexual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes.

8. Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were Hot at that time? Find out if she’s a girl who can be coaxed into having sex with a guy in the heat of the moment.

9. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first? Time to get naughty. Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders? Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you.

10. Do you like boxers or briefs? This is a clichéd question and even if a girl doesn’t care about it, she’d most probably say that she likes a boxer. Answer this question by telling her what you’re wearing. The whole focus here is to get her to think of your package without really making it obvious.

11. What’s your secret move to turn a guy on? By asking her to visualize making out with a guy and describe it to you, you’re making her fantasize about sex. And at the same time, she may go into details just to prove how good she is sexually.

12. If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you Hot, which is that? This goes straight to sex and arousal. And if she does answer this truthfully, in all probability, she’s already aroused.

13. Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls wet. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get Hot while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.”

14. If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it? Make her imagine your kiss. It’s a perfect question to get her to pucker up.

15. Do you like giving an oral or getting one? No matter what she answers, you can always answer with the opposite of what she says. If she likes giving an oral, say you like getting it. If she likes getting it, tell her you love giving it!

16. How do you think my body would look better, shaved or natural? Isn’t it a nice thought to know that the girl you like is picturing you naked the minute you ask her this question?

17. What should a guy do to make you wet? Get straight to the sweet spot. And when she does answer this question, talk about question #12 again and get descriptive about her pleasure spots.

18. If I were whispering all these questions in your ear, would you be turned on? If you’ve got the conversation going this far, she’s obviously wet already. But it always sounds a lot better hearing it from the girl you’re texting.

19. If you didn’t have a boyfriend, do you think we would have made out with each other? OR If I were with you right now, do you think we would have kissed each other? This question can actually get you into her bed, but you need to wait for the last question to get an invitation from her.

20. If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that? Don’t talk about yourself just yet, unless you already know she wants you to come over. If she answers “yes”, go full speed ahead to her place. Otherwise, play the seduction game for a few more minutes before telling her you want to come to her place right that instant.

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/05/20-dirty-questions-to-ask-girl-and-make.html

Ok

Lol.. uncreative bloggers

If I were a girl.....
Even just for a day eh eh,
I will know dat konji has has hijacked this questionaire boyfriend.
OP, nothing is valid der.
Besides, asking some of those questions aint neccessary. It might annoy some ladies, most ladies except she is ur gf but I guess u mean a new frnd because u wud ve known d answers to most of these questions if she was gf already.

U must be feeling good with urself @op.

there's a time of getting wet and also a time of getting dry....

Stupid questions

@ OP.......thanks for taking your time to type all these.
Let me give you weekend bonus-

Annoying questions, mstcheeeeew. Wet ko soke ni

;Dkikiki. ;Dkikiki.

Sijo01:
Annoying questions, mstcheeeeew. Wet ko soke ni

Babes b forming iron man when such can really make yu "dare for joystick"

[color=#770077]Interesting

Lucratively creative, lols.

U can't ask a responsible girl these questions unless u r dating a slut

Nansense!

Phinity318:



Babes b forming iron man when such can really make yu "dare for joystick"

yusaze:
1. Are you alone?

---------------No, am with Angel Michael

yusaze:
2. What are you doing right now?

-----------is it not obvious am on phone with you

yusaze:
3. Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed?

-----------------No, I like cuddling when I climb a tree. Mstcheeew.

yusaze:
4. What do you wear when you go to bed? OR What are you wearing?

---------The Armour of God to way away people like you. Pervert!

yusaze:
5. What do you think you look sexiest in?

------------------- My office outfits.

yusaze:
6. Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose?

.-------------------------Nah, but have seen many make 'in' accidentally and on purpose.

yusaze:
7. Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?

--------------- Touch not my anointed........!

yusaze:
8. Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were Hot at that time?

------------Curiosity kills the rat

yusaze:
9. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first?

------------------------His heart to see his sick/perverted mind.

yusaze:
10. Do you like boxers or briefs?

-------------I prefer g-string

yusaze:
11. What’s your secret move to turn a guy on?

---------------------Is he a flammable substance

yusaze:
12. If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you Hot, which is that?

-------------------Try my teeth! your guess is as good as mine on what will happen to those fingers

yusaze:
13. Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls wet. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get Hot while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.”

-------------------------Go get yourself employed in a massage parlor.

yusaze:
14. If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it?

------------------If I slap your face accidentally while say goodbye, hope you wont mind

yusaze:
15. Do you like giving an oral or getting one?

-------------------Malaria or Polio oral vaccine , its sure good for the body.

yusaze:
16. How do you think my body would look better, shaved or natural?

----------------------Na you get your body, do to it whatever you like.

yusaze:
17. What should a guy do to make you wet?

--------------------Splashing water on me

yusaze:
18. If I were whispering all these questions in your ear, would you be turned on?

-----------What will a pervert like you be doing close to my ear

yusaze:
19. If you didn’t have a boyfriend, do you think we would have made out with each other? OR If I were with you right now, do you think we would have kissed each other?

---------------------------Go get yourself a vaseline.

yusaze:
20. If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that?

-------------------------------My previous answers will make you not to ask this last one

Just ask her- I want to give u 100K, should I
.....She will not only get wet...she fit drown self

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Thanks.

. What do you wear when you go to bed? OR What are you wearing? The full amour of God.. #stupid questions

My boyfriend doesn't have to go through all that to get me in the "mood" . Simple things are what my heart beat for............

Ebiz12:
My boyfriend doesn't have to go through all that to get me in the "mood" . Simple things are what my heart beat for............

and what are those things?

Sijo01:



---------------No, am with Angel Michael


-----------is it not obvious am on phone with you


-----------------No, I like cuddling when I climb a tree. Mstcheeew.

---------The Armour of God to way away people like you. Pervert!

------------------- My office outfits.


.-------------------------Nah, but have seen many make 'in' accidentally and on purpose.


--------------- Touch not my anointed........!

------------Curiosity kills the rat

------------------------His heart to see his sick/perverted mind.


-------------I prefer g-string


---------------------Is he a flammable substance


-------------------Try my teeth! your guess is as good as mine on what will happen to those fingers


-------------------------Go get yourself employed in a massage parlor.


------------------If I slap your face accidentally while say goodbye, hope you wont mind


-------------------Malaria or Polio oral vaccine , its sure good for the body.


----------------------Na you get your body, do to it whatever you like.


--------------------Splashing water on me


-----------What will a pervert like you be doing close to my ear


---------------------------Go get yourself a vaseline.


-------------------------------My previous answers will make you not to ask this last one

we know phoneys like u

9ite:
we know phoneys like u

Pervert like you are made to be ignored.

clevvermind:
and what are those things?

He knows

Some1 asked me that same question yesterday but it didn't work out for him cost I was on


btw....CHECK MY SIGNATURE PLS *kneels*
this poor lady need ur help...she's not the best but she's unique in a simply way. Biko! 20 e bags of rice for everybody

For naija babes?? I doubt, they're boring and will find all possible means to decline all effort.