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lefulefu:
And she no go wear anything under that towel
na free viewing be dat ooo

kinglekan:

Mhizkel darling.

Mhizkel:
Baby boo! I know you can't be snatched from me naa

pinkbee:
ƪ(°͡▿▿▿▿▿▿°"͡ƪ grrrrrrr

Kachisbarbie:
Nothing. Them follow each other noni...

Mhizkel:
Baby boo! I know you can't be snatched from me naa

wristwatch:
Hehehe. Mhizkel .

Mhizkel:
Kinglekan is my baby boo o!

Mhizkel:
Kinglekan is my baby boo o!

Yes oooo!! Even tho we are currently fighting.

rapmike:
Kachisbarbie My Nairaland crush, how are you doing?

hehe
Your crush is fine.
Keeping it real mehn...

kinglekan:

Yes oooo!! Even tho we are currently fighting.

wristwatch:
Una don stop the fight?

We had make up ***

kinglekan:

We had make up ***

kinglekan:
Yes oooo!! Even tho we are currently fighting.

wristwatch:
Eh ehnnn . Okay oo! See in my office 4 explanation.

wristwatch:
Una good evening o! E don tay small whey I drop article as activities of Miss NL dey sweet person. Good luck to the finalists. *winks*

When the hunter becomes the hunted then the generation of hunters is in great danger and that's exactly what is treading nowadays as boyfriend snatching activities is increasing at an alarming rate.

Ladies perform voracious acts to steal their colleague's boyfriends at any cost without considering the consequences and these acts are;

1. Consultation Of Herbalists

Some ladies are so desperate that they seek herbalists for spiritual assistance to help snatch their friends' boyfriends. The guy in question has no choice other than to dance to her tune. "Hmmm Juju at work" .

2. Seduction

Just because men are moved by what they see, those who want to snatch their friends' boyfriends dress half unclad, give close marking, act seductively (breast brushing him, etc) and show sexual green light. They eventually nutmeg the dude after successful implementation of seduction.


3. Mid-Night visitation

This is best time these category of ladies unleash their snatching prowess. She visits him in the middle of the night saying she can't sleep alone in her room due to loneliness and need to pass the night at his place. "Room whey she don dey sleep for the past one year". Which kind yeye loneliness they worry her now?


4. Notice Me Attitude

When her friend's boyfriend is around, that's when she starts acting awkward. She starts cat walking unnecessarily and will be talking about her taste in fashion and all that.


5. She Bad Mouth Her To Her Boyfriend

She talks about how her friend flirts around with her male suitors. She will further tell him to promise her that he should not let her friend know that she was the one that actually told him. This is a bid to make the guy have her hated.


6. Labels her as a notorious gold digger

She discusses privately with the dude telling him her friend is just after his money, and how she has been duping guys in exchange of her kitty-cat. She will further advise him never to rely on her and find someone else.

7. She acts like holy mary


They camouflage under the wimps of holy Mary by stylishly preaching the word of God and inviting him to church programme. This act is peculiar to churches as she takes "brother John" to sexual journey during private evangelism. "If I hear say na God word she dey share"

8. She becomes a monitoring spirit


The consequence of excessive stalking may result to her becoming a monitoring spirit. She monitors his movement and activities like someone using periscope to view planetary bodies. Obsession overshadow her mental faculty as the guy becomes her course of study.


9. She goes for cooking seminar


Yoruba people say "olobe lo loko". Which means A lady who can prepare sweet delicacy owns a husband. This is when she goes for several training on cooking and applying it where necessary to steal her friend's boyfriend.

10. Sugar mummy mechanism

Due to her financially stability, she use this as a bait to lure her colleague's boyfriend by purchasing his favourite items after research activities has been carried out. She provide every avenue to make life comfortable for the guy more than his present girlfriend.



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CC: Lalasticlala

subbieD:
It's time to say d truth, Re u a victim ?How u take know all Ds Na....lol

wristwatch:
. Bro tosyne2much. Na pastor u come do 4 this thread?

Kachisbarbie:
how many times would we tell you people, that a human in a relationship isn't a phone, HB pencil or handbag that can be snatched?

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A friend tried one trick way back sha.
She told me, this guy is too soft - you need an alpha male. I said uh'huh...i'm aware.
Then she said, his money might be yahoo yahoo...I still said i'm aware .
Then she started sneaking to go see him. My guy go come see me, then insist she follows us out. I say warris happening here bikonu?

one day while gisting, she got carried away and said "that their house in the village, they just furnished it and left it to be wasting".

I sat up, 'babe calmdown...how did you know their house in the village?'

You know the rest na. She tried to twist my head with explanation _ I refused to be discombobulated.

OKNkanu:
OP.... na too much Nollywood movies dey worry u!

wristwatch:
Y u say so bruv?

OKNkanu:
Sorry.... but because I think none of these..... can happen in real life.

wristwatch:
Bros, perhaps u are living in a fantasy world. Welcome to the real world where things like this happens everyday. Though immature dudes are likely to fall under the act of these devious ladies.

OKNkanu:
I agree