More ink to ur pen @davidflo...d last updates got me laughing like never. Keep it coming

[size=32pt]oga wetak gawd begew surface nah!![/size]

pinkycute:
Wowwwwwww best story I'd read so far...
Please more update... I mean... More update am waiting patiently

Sweetheart, so u just got here? Well don't raise ur hope too much davidflo had abandon this story since 2 months ago, he only updated it once dis month. Let's just op since it had made FP he will continue.

Last update
May 16
Why them come carry this thing come front page ni?

Olashas, that "the devil that loved me", abeg pass me d link.
Can't get d complete story from Google.

I see but davidflo shouldn't treat us like this oooo because me, am loving this story like no man business how are you doing my Oga?

tunery004:

Sweetheart, so u just got here? Well don't raise ur hope too much davidflo had abandon this story since 2 months ago, he only updated it once dis month. Let's just op since it had made FP he will continue.

This is a great story. I started following today n I couldn't put my fone down till I finished. KUDOS mehn. Can't wait for the next post tho

wow wat a story ...so loving it like beans and garri

wow wat a story ...so loving it like beans and garri..more updates pls

owcheychey:
This is a great story. I started following today n I couldn't put my fone down till I finished. KUDOS mehn. Can't wait for the next post tho

Same Here.
Kickd strtd today 2.

Men! This part is so funny that I am here laughing alone at this time

More ink to your pen bro.

davidflo:


Was Oge’s stomach getting bigger?
I couldn’t tell. We were on our way to drop off Hana in boarding school; it wasn’t far away from the estate. Hanatu hadn’t been spending much time at home since the tenants moved in, she rather stayed with Oge. I had been counting days since I got her the admission. Ugo and Tope were leaving soon too, I was officially alone.
Ezekiel was another issue. He was either Praying, eating or using the toilet whenever he was around. I thought he was suffering from dysentery but as the weeks went by, I concluded it was something I had to get used to. The sounds that emanated when he was pooing was only eclipsed by his crying when he and the good lord were talking, which they normally did in the middle of the night. Although Kiki was cool with him, he chose days when to talk to her and days when he just ignored her. He always ate her food though...good days and bad.

“How are your new tenants, Oga landlord?” Oge asked as we watched Hanatu dragged a box that was almost bigger than her to her hostel.
“Fine,” I replied.
She was quiet for sometime before she continued.
“Tell me about them, Hanatu said they are two, one girl that wears bum shorts and a guy that dresses and smells funny”.
“If you want to know about them, you should come and meet them”.
She laughed.
“You want me to come to your house so you can break my head?”
I ignored the remark.
When Hanatu came out of her hostel, there were two girls on her wake.
“Who are these lovely ladies?” Oge asked, running her fingers on their head.
Their faces were covered with white powder. They were both wearing their green hostel wears.
“My new friends, Josephine and Beatrice”, Hana replied.
I gave Hana three thousand naira as pocket money, promised her I would visit her from time to time. I left the so called ‘ladies’ and went to wait for Oge at the gate.
It was more than thirty minutes later when she joined me. Although we were not in the best of terms I knew I was still crazy about her, not even the fact that she was carrying another man’s child was enough to reset my brain. The truth is that I loved her more after she left me.
“I want to go to the market; you want me to get you anything?”
“Nope”
“Fifi, I really think it’s time you let go of this animosity.”
“I don’t know what you are talking about.”
She rolled her eyes, I just wanted her to shut up.
“How far with the preparation for your GCE?”
“You should be more interested with preparation for mother-hood.”
I expected those words to spite her, but she took it well.
“Believe me, I am ready for it. Emzy will make a remarkable father.”
I walked away.


I got into the flat to see Ezekiel waiting for me. He said he wanted to go for fellowship but had to see me before he left.
“Bros, what is the problem now?”
“Your friend, Tope came around today. I told him you were not around, that he should come back later but he insisted on waiting. There was something about that guy that I wasn’t comfortable with, my spirit led me to go and pray. So I left him in the parlour and went to pray against all evil spirits in the premises.”
“So what seemed to be the problem?”
“After the prayer, I went back to the parlour to see that he had left. I was glad that the Holy Spirit had arrested him. I went to the kitchen to take my beans, beans that I had been keeping so that I would eat it before going for fellowship.”
“Bros Ezekiel, what happened to your beans?”
“Brother Fifi, I soaked my garri, went to my room and was about to eat the food with the love of Christ flowing around, but as I took the first spoon of beans, I had to spit it out.”
I was getting impatient.
“Your friend, Tope, had emptied almost half the volume of salt in its container into my pot of beans.”
“When you were praying about casting out evil and all, was your voice loud, did you mention his name?” I asked
“Maybe once or twice but does it matter?” he shook his head in dismay, “The fight I had with him was spiritual, why did he attack me physically, that’s not fair!”
“But he didn’t attack you, he only attacked your beans.”
“Common brother Fifi, that is just wrong. Since I entered this premises, I have been under attack, either through that immoral girl called Kiki or your friends.”
It was time for me to sleep
“Bros, how can I help you?”
“Tell your friend to give his life to Christ and he should look for a bible believing church. A man’s food is an integral part of his well being, if you can attack his food, you can kill.”
“I will tell him that, anything else, bros?”
“Yes, let us pray.”

Amusaopeyemi:
Love yewwww Davidflo

Hey longest time, how are you doing?

Davidflo is back & am followin...

. Pls how do I follow him

Nice story... That Ezekiel of a guy? Sumtin must go down with Fifi and Kiki......

nice one from davidflo, bro you get am full mouth, i guess you are more talented than you know.

Wow,so I finally caught up. Can't believe I read dis 2ru out the night!! Davidflo's one hell of a writer. But oga come update na. Following dis thread like kilode

Finally am able 2 board d bus

nerdfrost:
Wow,so I finally caught up. Can't believe I read dis 2ru out the night!! Davidflo's one hell of a writer. But oga come update na. Following dis thread like kilode

bros no b lie o i no sleep through out d 9t o...

Nice write up #FOLLOWING

phew...at last ayaf reach here oqa david come oh

David your one of a kind. Am in love with your story. Please come and continue.

sparkleboy:


Hey longest time, how are you doing?

Longest time??v

.i love ur write...nice choice of words...funny characters xpecially d tope guy..keep it up dude..u rock

great work keep it up #flo

standd:
Davidflo rocks
But biko, what is preeq?
Is it sweet like Lollipop?

Pm me let me show you what it is. Lol

DEACTIVATES GHOST MODE



NICE STORY


WAITING FOR UPDATE...

More update mr flo

U've got a 9ce write-up here flo, this is strictly the best i've ever read on nairaland, keep d good work moving...

U're the best

Davidflo man..u got me hooked.I had to diss my gf for 2 days just so I could complete the story.big ups man

Apart from the fact that I thought of sex most times that I saw her, she was like an enigma. Most girls that weren’t half as beautiful as she was were as proud as hell. Kiki was more like a friend than a tenant or flatmate.
Though I felt guilty eating the food she offered me because I didn’t contribute, she reminded me that it was nothing. She says a woman is happy if her food is appreciated by people. That led to another problem, I must finish whatever food she dishes out. I never said she was a great cook, but she wasn’t bad either. I avoided her food if I wasn’t really hungry or if its white rice, she is terrible with white rice.
Kiki is slightly taller than me, slim with wide hips and curved legs. The legs ensured that her bums were always pouting. Besides her beauty, her diction was impeccable. She was the real deal and I was crushing on her.
Shortly before Ugo and Tope were to resume in their separate institutions, we were in our usual hangout, the car park, playing our usual four side football. Bros Emma was there as usual with his big belle, not being able to run as fast as the rest of us, he stands beside the opponents post, waiting to receive a pass from his hardworking team-mates so that he can score and claim the glory. He was a lousy footballer with his ugly expensive original Manchester Jersey...okay I was plain jealous.
His girlfriend, Oge, who hated football, was sitting on the bonnet of a car, cheering her boyfriend on. It was a lousy game of football for me. I kept looking at Oge and the lovely way she shouted with pride whenever her boo touched the fvcking ball.
It was a lousy game until Kiki, in all her majesty decided to grace the park. I had never seen her there before, so I was surprised when she sat on another cars bonnet with her Jackie kennedy shades, extremely short “shorts” and a tight tee-shirt. Her long legs couldn’t be over-emphasized.
She called my name and waved, I waved back at her. If I swear that all the guys stopped to look at her for a while, will you believe me? Do, because it’s true.
All of a sudden, football became a beautiful game. The strength that was gone came back; I could hear her scream goal! No matter how far my shot was off target.
The bad part of the episode was that the guys in the basket ball court suddenly had interest in football. They also had affinity for being close to the car Kiki was on. Even the big headed bros Emma decided that he was too tired, so he went to join them. Before long they started forming conversations with her.
I started hating football again, and then I noticed that Oge was equally jealous of the attention Kiki was getting.
“That your flatmate yansh no be here oh!” Tope said, sitting next to me as we removed our canvass.
“No be lie”, Ugo said, “Because of Kiki, university they hungry me too”.
I continued untying the lace of my canvass when she came around. Kiki bent down and assisted with my left foot while I was with the right.
Tope’s mouth was opened. The guys in the park kept looking our way. I felt on top of the world.
“That boy is too rough”, Kiki said, pointing to Tony.
“Very rough”, I replied.
“He kept trying to hurt you, you guys don’t have red card?”
Ugo and Tope laughed out loud.
“Its street football, no red cards”
“Oya lets go to our house”, she said, apparently not understanding why we shouldn’t play with cards. I liked the way she said ‘our house’
I stood up and she casually flung her hand around my neck as we strolled home. Bros Emma and Oge’s car zoomed pass us but I didn’t care, I was a rock star.
“The girl wearing the white dress, is that Oge?” Kiki asked as we got in.
“Yep, that’s the Oge I told you about”.
“So Emma is her boyfriend?”
“Yes”.
“He is a despicable fellow, kept asking for my number”.
“Did you give him”.
I held my breath, my world was about to be shattered.
“No, he is not my type”.
I wondered if I was her type for a split second before calling myself fool.
After taking my bath, she told us to go get Suya, I told her not to bother, that I would go myself. I could afford to buy Suya.
“Bro Fifi, please tell the Aboki not to put Tozo there oh!” Ezekiel added like he had contributed to it.
Kiki smiled and offered to pay but I declined.
Getting downstairs, I saw a particular figure approach the stairs. It was Oge.
“Where are you going to?” she asked.
“To get Suya”.
“Let’s go together”.
I shrugged and we started walking together in silence.
“I am still sorry for the other day”.
“It’s okay, I forgive you”.
“Thank you”.
We walked in silence again.
“Isn’t she too old to be your girlfriend?”
“Who?” I asked.
“Kiki”.
“She is not my girlfriend jor, plus isn’t it ironic that you are discussing age and relationship?”
She smiled.
“Yes, I guess”.
“Don’t tell me you are jealous”
She kept quiet for a while
“Yes, I’m”
Like a fool I started becoming crazy over her again.
We got the Suya and strolled back home, she insisted on seeing me to my flat.
“Can you do me a favour?”
“what favour?”
“I’m bored, I want to visit you later. Can you leave your door open around 10pm? I don’t want your flatmates to see me”
I started getting hard.
“Sure”
“See you soon, Fifi”, she said, brushing her lips against mine before disappearing into the night.

Dis op wicked o