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There is a concise expression that the measure you give is the measure you shall receive. (garbage in, garbage out)

Before I start, I want you all to know that no matter how we try embellish pre-marital sex, it will never change the fact that it's EVIL, so all ye Pastors, relax your mind because this is not to lure people into premarital sex (make una no quote Bible for my head oooo)

And lastly, if you are bereft of good comprehension skills, kindly meet with your neighbour(s) with good comprehension skills for better explanation

Here I go

10 Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn't Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn't have church mind, he will also want to mark register

2. She's Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making

3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace

4. She Turned Him Into A Magad
My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he's a maga. He will treat you like a money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so ? Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam

6. You Have Nothing To Offer
GEJ's fruitless administration is not smiling on youths. Even the rich dudes want ladies that will help them economize their money and help draw their life plans. When a lady is always concerned about fixing on eye lashes, Brazilian hair, Silverbird cinema and Ozone layer etc. You don't need T. B Joshua to tell you that the quy in question knows that 5mins pleasure is all you can only offer him

7. Your Boobs Attracted Him
Sometimes, the way you got to meet a lady may determine how the relationship will go (not in all cases though). When the only thing that got a guy attracted to you is your half revealed boobs. He will only see you as sex object and dump your ass after getting under your skirt

8. Telling Him To Promise You Marriage Before You Open Your Legs

I mean who the hell makes such a promise ? I have seen the case of a lady who told my friend to promise her marriage, or else, she will not open her legs. Funny enough, he promised her marriage and waved goodbye after getting under her skirt

9. Unshaved And Odourful Kitty-Cat
If she's so dirty that her body odour smells more than MORTEIN. The guy is left with no choice than to dump her ass after the deed


Feel free to add the last one

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