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From the comments... I can clearly pick out gay guys...


For all you bitchass niggas saying you would give your sidechick/girlfriend/mistress/wife your new car to drive Definately you don't have one...

and if you're a millionaire or you have one... you go buy her car seperate nii...

I don't allow my guys drive my car... talkless of another woman... ex that shit...

The last girl I opened doors for was paraplegic...and she had to politely ask coz I was too busy not giving a f**k.

As for pest control, she can always buy ota pia pia, Mortein or mix indocid with fried fish. I can't be bothered.

All oyinbo horror films always starts with that over-inquisitive ni99a. The most curious dudes have the worst deaths and they die quick.

Six packs, Beard gang and a baritone voice? She should just tell me she wants to start f**king Lynxx and leave me alone.

I never buy ride. When I buy am, I go come modify this post.

Op, i agree with all u wrote there, but, i disagree on that num 2.
If u wont kill the roaches, then, what i am doing with u?
Why are u the man?

Lies. My husband does all these things and more

Op is a Misogynist o.. chai.. see brutality..


ladies.. ill open door to ur temple for u o.. and ill gladly enter

Ishilove:
This is so true. They never open the doors. Cave men

your hand cut that you ni fit open door for yourself..

See mouth like cave men.

marcondo13:
You have a point.

op, u got me laughing loudly like an actor rehearsing the part of a demon

You won't open doors for me

You walk before me even if you open the door

You won't kill roaches

You don't work out

You are not a real Man then .

But op are you actually saying that "Nigerian men" are not romantic or even try to be? Hmm!

Hahahahahahahaha......9c 1 bro...

I totally agree with u Op. Nigerian men are the most uncultured set of guyz dat ever exist. U'll find a Nigerian man using all his manliness to push and shove a lady while trying to get on the bus at b/stops. I mean, wateva happened to allowing her get in before u? And maybe even offering her ur seat if you see she doesn't have one? Well, I guess dats why we are Nigerians- a set of lawless and uncultured people.

I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system.

op, laugh wan kill me.

I love this post cause it has a sense of humour

Moana:
then your gf can have an engineer and a pest control guy

Engineer bobo
Spider killing bobo

For as long as his duty will not go beyond pet controls and killing of spiders...

Hilarious!! I laugh tire! Kudos Jeffreyjames

MKO4ever:
For as long as his duty will not go beyond pet controls and killing of spiders...

does your duty go beyond being an engineer who does nothing for his babe?

iPopAlomo:
Me...
Cc: Ishilove...

Lmao!!

Kolade354:
what kind of men have u been dating ma?

Men like you.

Ishilove:
This is so true. They never open the doors. Cave men

What happened to your hand? Or did they tell you its only men that should be opening doors for men?

redcliff:
What happened to your hand? Or did they tell you its only men that should be opening doors for men?

See them. African men.

We borrow oyibo man culture;We borrow oyibo man language; We borrow oyibo man dressing; We borrow oyibo man education; but, we say our own na local; our own no good.

Rubbish post

Nneka123:
You won't open doors for me

You walk before me even if you open the door

You won't kill roaches

You don't work out

You are not a real Man then .

But op are you actually saying that "Nigerian men" are not romantic or even try to be? Hmm!

We are romantic jor. Very romantic.

You wanna try us?

Moana:
does your duty go beyond being an engineer who does nothing for his babe?

The primary duty of Engineer is "servicing of engine" so being an Engineer, I should be able to service my babe's engine regularly.

The day I go ever be nice for any naija women heh?


Na that day I join Boko Haram,


One Eediot one day want make I push door open for her for first Bank, the way I take look that woman? Her head correct small.

No naija women deserve your gentleness.

JeffreyJamez:
5. Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence:

Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions

Lol! 100% true.

I can open door for my girl, and I have abs.

elantraceey:
Not all Nigerian men.

Tell them oh.

That day at the Buka, did I not open the door for you?

fnwalie:
I totally agree with u Op. Nigerian men are the most uncultured set of guyz dat ever exist. U'll find a Nigerian man using all his manliness to push and shove a lady while trying to get on the bus at b/stops. I mean, wateva happened to allowing her get in before u? And maybe even offering her ur seat if you see she doesn't have one? Well, I guess dats why we are Nigerians- a set of lawless and uncultured people.

See monkey were dey advice his fellow monkey?

Nairalanders babes hope u all pay attention to thesE

Ishilove:
See them. African men.

Silly african girl that watches too much barbie and american movies and thinks the world revolves around them and cant differentiate movies from reality

Ishilove:
This is so true. They never open the doors. Cave men

What's the ish, Ishi?

We open doors jare. And we are romantic too.

MKO4ever:
The primary duty of Engineer is "servicing of engine" so being an Engineer, I should be able to service my babe's engine regularly.

pest control guy also deserves to enjoy. Unless you become a gentleman you cannot benefit alone