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TheSonOfMark:
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You see the effect of thrusting the hole between your legs with cucumber? It results in VAGĪNA PROLAPSE (COLAPSED VÁGINA) and you need to be on schizophrenia-inducing steroids to ease the pain.

Now you are hormonally imbalanced which explains your unprovoked tantrums. I know life has been hard on you but please save it for your next therapy session. [/size]

agarawu23:
zaboroma no time for you today. keep ass licking as usual

ronald4lif:
Do you love it noodle-sized

MrsChima:
You also fvck animals too? Nass bish!

Isn't that what you do with Molly the Cat since Mr. China finds you repulsive and has left you sex-starved?

When Molly refuses and escapes to save its poor life, you logon to the internet spewing vulgar words centered around 'dick's' and 'sex' hoping to sex-chat. You are just a neglected haggard Cougar.

KingLekan didn't play ball , so you switched to Agarawu23 and then Ronald4lif. Don't you get it? These guys like YOUNG LADIES and not 43-year old faded hags like yourself.

TheSonOfMark:

Isn't that what you do with Molly the Cat since Mr. China finds you repulsive and has left you sex-starved?

When Molly refuses and escapes to save its poor life, you logon to the internet spewing vulgar words centered around 'dick's' and 'sex' hoping to sex-chat. You are just a neglected haggard Cougar.

KingLekan didn't play ball , so you switched to Agarawu23 and then Ronald4lif. Don't you get it? These guys like YOUNG LADIES and not 43-year old faded hags like yourself.

MrsChima:
LMAO@Molly the cat.

You sound jealous and why do you care?

kinglekan:
1. MrsChima

I nor fit date person wey don marry. She get many concubines tho, but the fear of the Lord won't allow me commit adultery.

She has a very interesting persona online. We keep having squabbles every once in a while. But I like my head where it currently sits, won't want Oga Chima using my head for peppersoup.


2. Tohpahz

She is sweet, intelligent, sassy and our amiable Miss Nairaland. But beyond all that, this babe's bride price can raise a football team of children.

Don't ask me how I found out, let's just say I have ears everywhere. So except she is willing to be my sarewagba side chick, then we ain't dating.


3. Subbied

Another contestant in the just concluded Miss Nairaland Pageant. This babe set die, hot legs, modella shaped body that would make most guys drool.

But I can't date her, cos her cognomen sounds like a variant of SCOOBY DOOBY DOO. As in like seriously? That's some serious copyright shii!!

subbieD:
King.lekan with different challenges
SubbieD is just an abbreviation of my names.......I think u just need my attention, now Uve got it ......Aw can I help u

Mtcheeeeeeww!!! Hian!!

*yinmu* attention ko, attraction ni!!

Don't sweat all over it hun. I do this for fun. Before u start feeling fly, it was just for laffs.

MrsChima:
LMAO@Molly the cat.

You sound jealous and why do you care?

Good. Now we know who to quarantine when or if there is eventually an outbreak of Human-Feline mutant strain virus.


By the way, you seem defensive. This happens every time : the supposedly "aggressive" MrsChima suddenly becomes sober anytime the son of Mark counter-attacks her.

You lost your bite?

deltagirls99:
Use your senses when viewing and stop asking silly questions! Son...

TheSonOfMark:

Good. Now we know who to quarantine when or if there is eventually an outbreak of Human-Feline mutant strain virus.


By the way, you seem defensive. This happens every time : the supposedly "aggressive" MrsChima suddenly becomes sober anytime the son of Mark counter-attacks her.

You lost your bite?

MrLayih:
this ho

yorubaboiy:
some pple can lie ehn!!!

MrsChima:
Because I haven't called you a dumb bish means I am sober? Bish you are irrelevant.

Sober that ho.

Once again, a BÏTCH is a FEMALE dog. So the joke is on you.


A 'ho' (WHÖRE ) is also a FEMALE sex worker. Double darn!

MrsChima:
You come again bish?

TheSonOfMark:
Once again, a BÏTCH is a FEMALE dog. So the joke is on you.

Layiwoo:
Always coming to read comments ba?

MrLayih:
you are very smart,i like that ...so Will you suck my Dick?

MrsChima:
Sure.... (turning on vacuum ) I will be gentle!

MrsChima:
You are a Transgendered female..bish!

So opines the faceless fleabag who is so confused about ITS sexuality that IT has no picture to its name.


Now I know why Chima finds you repulsive, tranny.

yorubaboiy:
the sky ni o jare......u saw d shade i threw at yeu during the miss nairaland grand finale contest....oh!! yes u did
just wanted to apologise.....am very very very sorry i neva meant to say dat...it came out of annoyance ma binu shoti gbo.

dem talk say u be rare gem...say u gt d heart of gold...fun idi eyi i knw youve 4given.....

nw dat uve forgiven me ....can u plz change ur signature

clevvermind:
eroticangelina. too pompous.
mrschima.

TheSonOfMark:

So opines the faceless fleabag who is so confused about ITS sexuality that IT has no picture to its name.


Now I know why Chima finds you repulsive, tranny.

MrLayih:
i guess my cum taste good,u never say no to me

MrsChima:
He finds me so repulsive that he married me?

Dumb tranny!

Nigerians have been known to marry older persons for money and benefits and then dumping them for others.: D
He's 29 and you are 43. His actions are perfectly understandable. You can't even update a picture to avoid ridicule.

Well, Molly keeps you company so it's all good.

I remember opining you are just a plaything.



By the way, how does it feel like to be experiencing MENOPAUSE? The experience must be painful.