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Just To Make You Smile by Abbey2sam(op): 9:19am On Jun 03, 2015
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!
Re: Just To Make You Smile by Nobody: 9:24am On Jun 03, 2015
Just to make me smile??.....Mehn! I was laughing out loud....really rib-craking
Re: Just To Make You Smile by cally3D(m): 9:27am On Jun 03, 2015
Av seen dis b4! But d joke ain't gone dry!
Re: Just To Make You Smile by dharay99: 9:30am On Jun 03, 2015
now dats kinda crazieee grin grin

Buh shouldn't b on ds section.
Re: Just To Make You Smile by Nobody: 9:36am On Jun 03, 2015
Abbey2sam:
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!
[color=#000050]First year Uniben Medical students don't do Anatomy.[/color]
Re: Just To Make You Smile by adanduka: 9:36am On Jun 03, 2015
I'm sure no one will smile after reading about UNIBEN students licking poo from a dead person's anus.
Yuck!
Re: Just To Make You Smile by Abbey2sam(op): 9:49am On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]First year Uniben Medical students don't do Anatomy.[/color]
is the joke suppose to be true?
Re: Just To Make You Smile by LadyX(f): 10:11am On Jun 03, 2015
At first I was like "Yuck! huh"

But after he talked of observation I was like grin
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