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IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by joeprince23(op):
Me and my boo were arguin about menstral pains,it escalated into a play fighting today
and she kneed me in the balls . She
refused to acknowledge that it was more
painful than cramps. If she had balls I
would have kicked her in them. Its very painful, its beyond pain. There are eight stages one goes through
when gettng kicked in the nuts.
1) The initial hit.
2) The shock.
3) The sweaty palms.
4) The feeling that you're going to puke.
5) The slight blackout phase.
6) The falling to the floor part.
7) The blank stare at the sky.
cool Uphoria I think women have no clue...no
clue...how inhumane it is

Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by younghartz(m): 2:24pm On Jun 13, 2015
Whatever the hell she wants grin
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by missKiffy(f): 2:27pm On Jun 13, 2015
Good for you grin
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by NoMoreTrolling: 2:33pm On Jun 13, 2015
Maybe she knows that's d only way to turn u on, but guess she went overboard grin

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Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by or3gon: 2:38pm On Jun 13, 2015
sorry o! relax you hear, when the pain goes down, go kick your own back. kick am βreast

Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Chimezie250(m): 2:41pm On Jun 13, 2015
See gobe, you even analyse the pain process
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by IamLEGEND1: 2:42pm On Jun 13, 2015
so wat exactly do u want us to do.
tell u sori?
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by IshiBANmore: 2:43pm On Jun 13, 2015
Sorry, bro...get yourself new balls
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by joeprince23(op): 2:43pm On Jun 13, 2015
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Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Bisjosh(f): 3:19pm On Jun 13, 2015
Did they burst? grin grin grin
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jun 13, 2015
Target and hit her boobs.
I guess she will feel a similar pain.


#tit4tat# no offence
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jun 13, 2015
She kicked your balls?...Break her eggs Man!
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Pheals(f): 4:45pm On Jun 13, 2015
Neyoor:
Target and hit her boobs.
I guess she will feel a similar pain.


#tit4tat# no offence
Guy u bad o don't u know the nipples can pains ni
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jun 13, 2015
Pheals:
Guy u bad o don't u know the nipples can pains ni
Exactly! don't you know what the girl did was deadly ni, a lethal punishment must follow.
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by japhmanuel: 5:44pm On Jun 13, 2015
Haha
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by czarr(m): 8:36pm On Jun 13, 2015
....loool sorry eh. revenge?...pour candle wax on her bare a$$. e de pain small sha,may even turn her on grin....
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by faith551(m): 8:43pm On Jun 13, 2015
Pheals:
Guy u bad o don't u know the nipples can pains ni
Yea it may, but not compared to the guys pain, seriously
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Nobody: 10:12am On Jun 14, 2015
czarr:
....loool sorry eh.
revenge?...pour candle wax on her bare a$$.
e de pain small sha,may even turn her on grin....
Hell no, I motion that he should pour the candle wax on her clit and on her inner labia and thank me later.
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Kayblizz: 3:43pm On Jun 01, 2019
:p :p :p she had fun doing that to you huh
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Phenomenal16(f): 4:14pm On Jun 01, 2019
joeprince23:
Me and my boo were arguin about menstral pains,it escalated into a play fighting today
and she kneed me in the balls . She
refused to acknowledge that it was more
painful than cramps. If she had balls I
would have kicked her in them. Its very painful, its beyond pain. There are eight stages one goes through
when gettng kicked in the nuts.
1) The initial hit.
2) The shock.
3) The sweaty palms.
4) The feeling that you're going to puke.
5) The slight blackout phase.
6) The falling to the floor part.
7) The blank stare at the sky.
cool Uphoria I think women have no clue...no
clue...how inhumane it is
...what's the name of that "play"........ This kind joke ehn......like seriously no gal who's sensible enough can do that!......u Neva finie d story complete it....tell us what u said that lead to d " hitting "
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by MrPENIS(m): 4:18pm On Jun 01, 2019
Same process had when someone kicked the balls a swimming pool while doing backflip.
mehn I felt like assassins Creed
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Kayblizz: 1:34am On Jun 02, 2019
Maybe i would love it if a girl do dis 4 me, is just fun you know. Any ladies here?
Re: IN PAINS! My Gf Kicked Me In The Balls by Kayblizz: 1:35am On Jun 02, 2019
Maybe i would love it if a girl do dis 4 me, is just fun you know. Any ladies that would love to do that here? LMAO
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