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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:21am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


They say big fish big wood,small fish,small wood.I crave attention for big fish and not small crayfish like you because you're not up to small fish self.Imagine the jigga hommie like me stooping so low for that your wrinkle face of yours.

Dearie it seems you have fallen in love with my quote button wink

But can you Please......................
















SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by epelumi42(m): 10:21am On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:
I prefer the quotes though.. wink
funny girl cheesy
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:26am On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:
Keep doing your thing..Don't allow anyone intimidate you okay! wink
Thankswink


#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 10:30am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:


Dearie it seems you have fallen in love with my quote button wink

But can you Please......................
















SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT

You are out of point and writing just to cover up your ineptitude and incompetence.How can i fall in love with wrong sentence of yours.I wonder the college you went to.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 10:33am On Jun 14, 2015
epelumi42:

funny girl cheesy
That's what it is..wink Btw, i'm not a gir!
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Ladycloud(f): 10:34am On Jun 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
ahn ahn !!


U ar wicked cheesy
......lol... no nah... just saying
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by yetunsbay(m): 10:37am On Jun 14, 2015
Okay hear this

He asked Temi out unfortunately for him she's already engaged. Hw time flies he later met Bola who upon findings got to knw she is Temi's sibling. Out of the being my guy is(nt a bad guy/player he went back to Temi to seek of her approval to date her sibling.
(1)what really can you say abt my guy hvn went back to Temi for approval? is it right or wrong?

(2)Succumbing of Bola will it be a function of Temi's words forces? (pls emphasize)


(3)Shld he ask of Temi's help for easy passage?... thou I think she wouldnt want

HONEST OPINIONS PLS
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:40am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


You are out of point and writing just to cover up your ineptitude and incompetence.How can i fall in love with wrong sentence of yours.I wonder the college you went to.


So you are giving yourself headache all because I mistakenly type *IS* instead of * ARE* ?

Dearie it seems you have something else in mind wink

I don't really want to argue with you this morning. Now I am warning you for the LAST TIME,

SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 10:44am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:



So you are giving yourself headache all because I mistakenly type *IS* instead of * ARE* ?

Dearie it seems you have something else in mind wink

I don't really want to argue with you this morning. Now I am warning you for the LAST TIME,

SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT

Not really but don't disrespect people here.You insulted that nigga and that made me to see your loopholes.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:51am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


Not really but don't disrepect people here.You insulted that nigga and that made me to see your loopholes.

You don't know what happened between that Dude and I, that was the reason why I asked you to mind your business earlier, his posts has been hidden, So you can't really understand what transpired between us.

Do you get it now?

Thanks.



#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 10:53am On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:


You don't know what happened between that Dude and I, that was the reason why I asked you to mind your business earlier, his posts has been hidden, So you can't really understand what transpired between us.

Do you get it now?

Thanks.


I'm sorry


#TEAM SCENT

I'm sorry
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 10:57am On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:

I'm sorry

I am sorry too wink
Thanks anyway wink


#TEAM SCENT
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Rosemary216(f): 11:29am On Jun 14, 2015
Alezy:
errm...wat tribe re u pls
igbo
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jun 14, 2015
adeh39:


Dearie it seems you have fallen in love with my quote button wink

But can you Please......................
















SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT

grin grin grin grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 14, 2015
yetunsbay:
Okay hear this

He asked Temi out unfortunately for him she's already engaged. Hw time flies he later met Bola who upon findings got to knw she is Temi's sibling. Out of the being my guy is(nt a bad guy/player he went back to Temi to seek of her approval to date her sibling.
(1)what really can you say abt my guy hvn went back to Temi for approval? is it right or wrong?

(2)Succumbing of Bola will it be a function of Temi's words forces? (pls emphasize)


(3)Shld he ask of Temi's help for easy passage?... thou I think she wouldnt want

HONEST OPINIONS PLS

When I wake up bro, I will give my opinion. For now Leme sleep and think about it
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jun 14, 2015
tonero230:


I'm sorry

His comments were hidden becos it was full with insults and barbaric statements.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 14, 2015
tunnamania11:

We have read about the guys now, When will u compose for the ladies?

Lol. Every soon sire.
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2015
wristwatch:


Lol. Every soon sire.
Patiently waiting. More GB to your Sim. angry
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by legalwealth(m): 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:

I've seen you!cheesy
You can now swerve...wink

Nice one...Dey carry go...
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by epelumi42(m): 12:59pm On Jun 14, 2015
Mhizkel:
That's what it is..wink Btw, i'm not a gir!
what are you then?? A she-male? I see f or you are a lady. Funny lady
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by kinglekan: 1:05pm On Jun 14, 2015
blacq2009:
You sharpen your machete longer.
I would be coming for your head soon. Like Jason grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jun 14, 2015
tunnamania11:

Patiently waiting. More GB to your Sim. angry

grin grin. Bros BIS go soon expire. I subscribe nai I dey think now. sad
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by blacq2009(m): 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2015
kinglekan:

I would be coming for your head soon. Like Jason grin
No. Not me,I beg. What I was dodging Don catch up with me ohh
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by tonero230(m): 1:53pm On Jun 14, 2015
wristwatch:


His comments were hidden becos it was full with insults and barbaric statements.

Ok
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by kinglekan: 2:38pm On Jun 14, 2015
blacq2009:
No. Not me,I beg. What I was dodging Don catch up with me ohh
grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by finesthaykay(m): 2:58pm On Jun 14, 2015
wristwatch:
First impression lasts long as this is peculiar to the way a guy presents himself before a lady.

Often times I have seen guys been rejected by ladies because they fail to do their homework exercise.

However, there are certain things guys need to fix before approaching a lady which are;

1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

2. Body and Mouth Odour

The economy cannot be that bad as you can't afford to buy toothpaste and brush. Hitherto, It's shameful when the odour oozing out from some guys mouth is like a dead rat. Also, they can't purchase common N50 shaving stick to lower the forest region of their private section. Looking at their armpit will not be different from glancing a dustbin house.

3. Bad Vocabulary

I don't understand why some guys will not work on their english as they vomit bad vocabulary like bullets to wooing a lady. These are the category of guys who complained of ladies been a hoo simply because they won't give in to their blunder.

4. Tattered and Disgusting Outfit

Kingtom and Jacksparrow1207 will not cease to amaze me as they sag trousers(torn jeans for that matter) to woo babes. No wonder mhizkel and co. reject their proposal like a visa application been rejected at american embassy. Their latest move is to customised females monikers as tattoo on their skin. See desperation to get girlfriend.

5. Using Animal Sound To Call A Lady's Attention

Yesterday I received the insult of my life when I used whistling sound to call ishilove's attention as if she is a "bingo". She gave me a resounding/dirty slap and promised to ban me for 10years *Abeg Ishilove na joke* E jooo oo!

6. Sending Friends to do your bidding proposal

Since ladies has tagged me and tosyne2much as "abooki fragrance boys", We had no option than to send kinglekan (our errand boy) to convey our message of love to those ladies we have feelings for. However, they rejected our bidding proposal as we have been completed relegated from wooing ladies. #Show of Shame#

7. Consumption of alcohol to boost ego/self confidence

This is peculiar to immature dudes who have lost self confidence like flying eagles and super falcons. Because they are timid to approaching ladies, they ask orijin101 to serve them bottles of beer to build fake esteem.

8. Claiming False Riches

I don't understand why some guys will subject themselves to becoming a figure of maga for ladies.
Some weeks ago, I board a keke heading to allen junction. Sitting between me and a guy was a pretty lady. That day I was not in wooing spirit because of the hunger eating my stomach. Few minutes after, the other guy brought out his chinko phone and press the call button ranting about his millions worth of container awaiting arrival @ apapa. I couldn't hold my laugh when the lady hissed so loud indicating the mumu should shut his mouth.
Guys stop proving what you are not, please!
Ma late grandpa definitely need to read dis....Op how u go help am
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Mhizkel(f): 3:31pm On Jun 14, 2015
epelumi42:

what are you then?? A she-male? I see f or you are a lady. Funny lady
Yeah! Lady..cheesy

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Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 14, 2015
wristwatch:


grin grin. Bros BIS go soon expire. I subscribe nai I dey think now. sad
Tell your crushes ,they will do it for you. Dem plenty for NL grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jun 14, 2015
tunnamania11:

Tell your crushes ,they will do it for you. Dem plenty for NL grin

Lol. Dem get crush but dem no care about how I feel oo! Which kind crush dem get oo?
Re: 8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jun 14, 2015
finesthaykay:

Ma late grandpa definitely need to read dis....Op how u go help am

Baba, I dunno oo cheesy

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