Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? - Jokes Etc (8)

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by dammytosh: 11:03pm On Jun 20, 2015*

Emyogalanya:
Na multi bill doll me see use ur eye drops next time well death of the 5th rat nullifies and diminishes the value of the other cert as in you may not really need them once the fifth rat is dead except you want dey answer sir, sir, forever na the cert go come dey look for you

What exactly is your point ?

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Mumsdtwo(m): 11:05pm On Jun 20, 2015

GentleNaaz:

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by nceedaga(m): 11:07pm On Jun 20, 2015

Cc kenir. I will just aim at d 6th rat n odas wil run away.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Tobbey(m): 11:26pm On Jun 20, 2015

ITS A DREAM?

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by illof1985(m): 11:31pm On Jun 20, 2015

i wil kill all of dem

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by prettyJoy22(f): 11:46pm On Jun 20, 2015

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

LMAO are u for real? cheesy

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by prettyJoy22(f): 11:50pm On Jun 20, 2015

Lol those rats must be 4rm d village,6 @ once & all on ur valuables huh

Na spiritual case be that na shocked

...but being rats that they are,they will all run away once they see u

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Jerrick(m): 11:55pm On Jun 20, 2015

Lacomus:
I been don spread the rat poison I bought from patoranking back then, I go just calm down because I know say all of em don die.

working on my Album....................

s.m.h they will eat up all your documents. undecided

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 12:10am On Jun 21, 2015

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

Abegiiiii..... Forget talk..... Once they hear noise, the rats I know will take off..... Btw..... Why would any sane person keep such documents carelessly? Its all baseless..... Forget talk....

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 12:14am On Jun 21, 2015

missbehave247:
ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JummyBy: 12:37am On Jun 21, 2015

None! Coincidence doesnt explain this. It is clearly a case of setup! I'll just fold my arms and watch them...

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Akinjnr16: 1:11am On Jun 21, 2015

Second, Third and Forth.. the Fifth rat is already dead rat no doubt!

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Holatemi(m): 1:19am On Jun 21, 2015

The one that is eating my Bible because all what need is in that Bible.[color=#990000][/color]

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kayalla(f): 1:34am On Jun 21, 2015

there's no option here.. all of them

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by menshealth1234: 3:03am On Jun 21, 2015

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by odinga042: 4:00am On Jun 21, 2015

The 5th rat second name na sorry.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by jenie10(f): 4:41am On Jun 21, 2015

I wil kil d rat dat posted ds

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by wexyee: 5:12am On Jun 21, 2015

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

. Hehehe claim hhholy wit ur certs for. Rat.. I see a ben Bruce in u

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by andystash(m): 5:59am On Jun 21, 2015

watch out! those rats are humans......

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Slickest(m): 6:00am On Jun 21, 2015

Y b say na papeR dem dey chop? I get fud awz na!!! undecided

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Iwonimi(m): 6:12am On Jun 21, 2015

I will pur acid on all of dem
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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by AleAirHub(m): 7:34am On Jun 21, 2015

;DI Will Just Smile On Them.. ;DI Will Just Smile On Them..

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by luthorcorp: 7:36am On Jun 21, 2015

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

hahahaha weeerey

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by ayofag(m): 7:57am On Jun 21, 2015

The 5th rat definitely cos all other documents can still be retrieved either by getting an affidavit or buying a new bible. Happy sunday y'all.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by geemeshin(m): 7:58am On Jun 21, 2015

Lock the door and burn the house! grin

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Donpizzle(m): 8:12am On Jun 21, 2015

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

forgiveness ko forgiveness ni, i wil kil both the rat nd their spirit join ni.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Donpizzle(m): 8:16am On Jun 21, 2015

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Abegiiiii..... Forget talk..... Once they hear noise, the rats I know will take off..... Btw..... Why would any sane person keep such documents carelessly? Its all baseless..... Forget talk....

nigga, dis is just an imagination. D Op nvr said it happend to any1.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by mezebel(f): 8:50am On Jun 21, 2015

axiliborha:
Wait o but who know that Na this kind post they make FP..... Well let me comment....please every one clear road

Ehhn enough space dey.....first of all reason number one why I will kill first rat.....that BSc is the reason why I have my NYSC certificate so therefore the two rats are in trouble.... Secondly.....the NYSC certificate is the reason why I had my BSc..... Thirdly..... The Marriage certificate is the reason why I finished school had a BSc went for NYSC and got married..... Fourthly.....the Land and house certificate is the reason why I had my BSc NYSC got married and have house abi Na under bridge I go stay.... Fifth......the muti billion dollar contract is the reason why I have number one two three and four combined because we no dey higher institution where we will soak garri again..... And the last but not the least..... The Bible...God the whole reason why I wrote all that...... So therefore all the rat must DIE BY FIRE ..................

All these space that I left must not be wasted @Op take note give them to my children........ And this post must not be a waste it must make FP........ Peace out

beautiful nonsense.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by ModiKen(m): 9:01am On Jun 21, 2015

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

So you would forgive rats?

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by calcal: 9:48am On Jun 21, 2015

All the 6 stuffs can be reproduced but the rat life can't be reproduced - means let the rat continue with faji jare!. a love animal!

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:09am On Jun 21, 2015

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

I will just wake up and pray fire prayer. That's a very terrible nightmare. huh

This kind thing na only for dream e dey happen

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