bestestgirl:
Mhen even before I finished reading the post, the 5th rat was already dead!!! You see as a multi-billionaire, both my Alma-mater and NYSC will be the ones to come and offer me fresh certificates plus even honorary PhD. The Bible is not even an issue, e no go pass 3000, NGN. Land and House can be processed again while dedicating newer houses sef. Marriage certificate...Mtchew, FSLC is even more important than that one

It is either u a unmarried or ur marriage no make sense.

ferdimako:

It is either u a unmarried or ur marriage no make sense.

what is the correlation between the marriage certificate and the bliss in the marriage?

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

E go better for u. Choii

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?
Be sincere........ .You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi- dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, and why?

The 4th rat will be the first to go. A bird in hand iz worth two in the bush.

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

I wish I can vote dis comments as the funniest comments so far on nairaland...laugh wan kill me

Emyogalanya:
The fifth rat is dead i'l employ shecow to carry out the job since a bible is there its like a church already and boko boys never miss any church bombing as for other docs an affidavit will do and they are replaceable and since no 5 is there who needs 1, 2, to be answering somebody sir, sir

I concur.

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

gbam

Donpizzle:


nigga, dis is just an imagination. D Op nvr said it happend to any1.

bros i know.... I dont like going through the pain of imagining such tragedy abeg.... The thought of it can kill a man....

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

You will forgive the rats abi? Wow! You have a nice heart like seriously!

Lolzzz!

dammytosh:


What exactly is your point ?

The point is he does not want to work for anybody. Rather, he will employ the certificate people to do his work

You about OPM and OPT? Other peoples money and other peoples time. That's what bill gates, dangote and all the wealthy men use to amass more wealth.

For him, the 5th rat is dead before you say your name!

bdidi:


The point is he does not want to work for anybody. Rather, he will employ the certificate people to do his work

You about OPM and OPT? Other peoples money and other peoples time. That's what bill gates, dangote and all the wealthy men use to amass more wealth.

For him, the 5th rat is dead before you say your name!

And what exactly is your point ?

Coz I said it clearly that I will use nuclear bomb to kill the 5th rat immediately.

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

I will kill the one messing with my bible, because that's my compass, my manual and source of hope here and eternity. I can get all other stuffs back bro' men ammo beat hell out of that particular rat 'cos it want 2 mess with my spiritual stuff

jenie10:
I wil kil d rat dat posted ds

U fit?

Haa!! Human being..... So God no sure for we life abi, nobody even talk abt aw I'm go kill d rat wey dey chop Bible first.... Chaii!!! There is God o

I will kill that one

can u imagine.....anyway Na number 5 first ...billion dollar

Since they are Rats and nothing else, I will screem, make the heavy noise so that all will run... Problem solved.

I'll kill maself leave the rats... Wetin I dey live for?

[b]The 5th rest is dead! I wil kill it with passion, and not just killing it, I wil grind it to pieces!

nceedaga:
Cc kenir. I will just aim at d 6th rat n odas wil run away.

c lie... 5th rat going down ma guy, wer d bleep z ma pump?

THOU SHALL NOT KILL

mezebel:
beautiful nonsense.

is that all you can write so you wasted 3MB to just write that seriously.....SMH

Benndted:
I'll kill maself leave the rats... Wetin I dey live for?

.hshahahaha...u no well

Benndted:
I'll kill maself leave the rats... Wetin I dey live for?

.hshahahaha...u no well

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

Wetin concern me marriage certificate.. wen d woman Don drop 4....

marriage certificate u cn get as many a possible.. to me marriage certificate is rubbish.. women are excess... u cn Evn do another one self...

nengitemurphy:

I will kill the one messing with my bible, because that's my compass, my manual and source of hope here and eternity. I can get all other stuffs back bro' men ammo beat hell out of that particular rat 'cos it want 2 mess with my spiritual stuff

You are Evn wrong..

You are not as good as to even carry Bible..

If you love Bible so much..u culd Hv known the Bible self will tell you to forgive....

Stop pretending Bro.....