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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kilode100(f): 7:11pm On Jun 20, 2015
treasuremabel:
I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM (at the same time o)
Dey swear for them ni


cheesy cheesy

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by DICKtator: 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nuke em all

All of em


grin grin grin grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
There won't be a 6th rat cus I got no Bible... But I think I will kill the first.... I can't buy a degree again.... It's my mist cherished possession.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by cyprus000: 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
[size=13pt]
Hmmm

Tell me more, on how you have been doing good things for humanity and animals

All this holy holy,no go help una.
[/size]
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kilode100(f): 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
My Bible cry cry

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by pupsyd: 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2015
i will kill the 3rd one
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

Pele o
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill the fifth one first...
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by viqSmallz(m): 7:14pm On Jun 20, 2015
missbehave247:
shocked shocked ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"
Fool
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by agarawu23(m): 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
bestestgirl:
^^^ Chisos!!! This is the most wicked post I have ever seen on NL grin
exactly

killing them will not bring back the destroyed item, and it doesn't stop rat reproduction
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by otijah(m): 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
rawtouch:
will use one stone to kill six rats
hmmm, Jet LI
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
I have scanned copies of all my documents backed up somewhere. Even if I cannot kill all, I will simply go get another one somewhere in Lagos, I won't mention a place.

After all, I earned it. I have all the certificate numbers and they are all original.
tongue tongue

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Aspiregreat: 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
Haba,kai dis types of rat is from village sent, chai
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by freecocoa(f): 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
I'm so killing thr one eating my visa.

I can get all those other certs back.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jun 20, 2015
cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Hmmm
Tell me more,how you have been doing good things for humanity and animals
All this holy holy,no go help una. [/size]
maybe you're from ogun
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Afoskalex(m): 7:17pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?
.

I don't need to kill any of the rats, this is because, if I throw one stone all the rats will run away.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by BABANGBALI: 7:17pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
shoro niyen?
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by myklangelo(m): 7:17pm On Jun 20, 2015
I know I will kill the one on my bible last....Bible full market.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by missbehave247(m): 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2015
viqSmallz:

Fool
fool cheesy
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Aspiregreat: 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2015
kilode100:
My Bible cry cry


sorry......

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by millionboi(m): 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nairaland no go kill person
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by dammytosh: 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nuclear Bomb on the 5th rat.


His death will bring back all the others


Abi no be Billion dollar i dey see ?
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by xtervaganza(m): 7:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lacomus:
I been don spread the rat poison I bought from patoranking back then, I go just calm down because I know say all of em don die.
hahahahahahahah funny person
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Panshow(m): 7:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
That multi billion dollar contract answereth all things.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by BABANGBALI: 7:20pm On Jun 20, 2015
kilode100:
My Bible cry cry

why you dey lie now?

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by niggi4life(m): 7:20pm On Jun 20, 2015
Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...
hahahahahahahaha
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by xtervaganza(m): 7:20pm On Jun 20, 2015
I would kill the op 1st angry
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by sirp2007: 7:21pm On Jun 20, 2015
the way l will kill d 5th rat ehnnnn, even BH boys will be scared.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by cyprus000: 7:21pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
maybe you're from ogun
[size=13pt] Point of correction ma'am.
I am a full blooded biafrian
Any more question [/size]

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Evagee(m): 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2015
Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...
Very funny of you
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Karleb(m): 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2015
The fifth rat is deadly dead! angry
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by adexsimply(m): 7:23pm On Jun 20, 2015
Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...
Oh my gawd... I'm rolling on the floor right now grin

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